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WHAT BOLLOCKS.........

So the latest idea, from the idiots in the  UK government. Is to increase the tax on high alcohol beers. This "THEY"  say is to stop over drinking. What a pile of crap. It's just another way to screw the public.

Subo....."The Musical"

Susan Boyle, is working on a musical  of her life. The Star  of this magnificent production.. Herself......... Now before you snobs, start turning up your noses. Just cast your minds back to her first BGT audition. I rest my case...... It'll be a smash..............

More to come......

I hate to start a new week on a downer........ But picture above, isn't a one off, 
I'm afraid to say. There is going to be a lot more of this discontent. Not just in England, France, Spain or Eygpt either. It is going to be Global.

I am, she surely is..........

Last night i watched, " I Am tour " The documentary about Beyonce's World tour. Brilliant, indeed. Clearly shows that she is a  bright producer. Clever Director...... That she the gift of an amazing voice. But the greatest  Gift that the God's blessed her with is the  " Gift " of " Charisma ". Ms Knowles, use this Gift wisely. You are in a position to do great things. I look forward to the results.




Apple to spread hatred...........

These "MORONS"  who claim to be  good Christians. Are anti Gay,  Anti Women,  Racists, you know the rest. Have had an "App", approved for the IPhone to spread their hate. Time I think for Apple, to be held responsible, For all the deaths this will cause.




Gay Paree.........

Isn't this nice to see....... Ryan " Mr Showbiz " Seacrest & his girlfriend, Julianne Hough...... Strolling together through the most romantic city in the World Paris.......... Don't you just love  " Showbusiness " He He......

Be Thankful........

Tick tock time for him to go.......

That moron Tinpot dictator, in North Korea, Has decided to lob missiles, at South Korea, Everybody better take notice. Because this is going to get a lot worse. Before it gets any better. If people need a reference point. Remember, the 1930's Another Tinpot dictator, thought he could lob stuff at Europe. However he'll be dead by Christmas 2011. Mind you his successor will be worse. He'll use " KINDNESS ".....

Told Ya.........

Friday, September 3, 2010 Twinkle toes, not........... I know I said I wasn't going to watch DWTS. Here's one reason....... (well two really) Bristol Palin........ means her mother will turn up. Aghhhhhhhhhh...... Bristol will make Kate Gosselin look like,  Ginger Rodgers..
It wouldn't surprise me if the producers fiddle the figures to keep her in till the final, God Help Us

Mummy will be pleased......

Actor 
Brendan Fraser's  new gig, Is on the  Great White Way. aka Broadway............. In a play called, " Elling "........ I smell a " Tony " ( That's if the producers don't pull plug )

Sad but so true...

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,  Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.  No one knows for sure how old he was,  since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.  He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies  (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies  (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly  when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.  Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate;  teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch;   a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,  only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents  attacked teachers for doing the job …

Told Ya ..........

Thursday, May 6, 2010 Lindsay low down.... So Lindsay Lohan has signed on to play
Linda Lovelace the porn star.
In a movie about Lovelace's life.
Well in Lindsay's favour,
she won't have many lines to learn.
But personally I think this will.
Turn out to be the death nail, in her career. Altough I don't think she'll do it the end. As the director will end up dropping her.

El Papa , rubber wearer..............

So "El Papa"  aka The Pope. Has opened his gob again, showing just how stupid he is. He now thinks, that the wearing of condoms, maybe OK......... Really.......... Yes, really....... But only if you are a " MALE HOOKER " WTF ??????? Maybe he thinks all that, Gay men are hookers ! Mind you there are all those Gay Bars, Around the Vatican....... Perhaps only the hookers, get the invite for a nightcap at the Vatican. That would explain why El Papa,  would know about how to use a condom.

Gyllenhaal goes country..........

Hollywierd tongues  are a wagging, about 
Jake Gyllenhaal  dating Taylor Swift. Personally I think it's a load of crap. If he is. he better watch out, he doesn't become  another country song. I would have thought, he had enough of country. With Brokeback............

Another Kylie Hit.....

The Australian Diva, Kylie  Minogue......... Has a new song out titled, "Better Than Today" It is going to be a massive hit. Click below to see the video FABULOUS.
http://punchbowlblog.com/2010/11/19/kylie-minogue-better-than-today-official-video/

Nearly weeping for Willow

In the family, that just keeps on giving. Comes another GEM......... Willow, Bristol's  (she that preachers abstinence) younger sister......... Has been having sex, with her 18 year old boyfriend. Sarah, even made Willow, take a pregnancy test. I wonder if Bristol will now, realize her message ain't working

Kilts ahoy..............

Lady Gaga, it seems is about to buy, a $12 million Scottish Mansion. A place called Yester House. Set in many acres........ Well the butcher and the Fish & Chip, shop owner will love this for sure. But wait till she takes up the Old Brit tradition of dressing in drag... She'll be fabulous..........

Just beginning...........

Wednesday on Oprah. Dr Jeff Rediger, related his journey to see a healer. He is a real Dr. He went to the healer, as a skeptic........ He returned, a believer............ His quote. "It turned my life upside down" I hope Dr Rediger,  begins to realize, that his journey is just beginning. As well as that he will be a great light to a lot of people.

Surprise................

LeAnn Rimes's ex hubby. Dean Sheremet,  one time dancer, now chef in a swish, New York restaurant. Is going to marry Sarah Silver. Which is very nice.......... But a little confusing. As far as I know, "Gay" marriage, isn't legal in New York.

On Oct 6th 2010 I published this post......

TOLD YA........ On Saturday afternoon. Prince William, Rescued a desperately ill man, from a gas rig off the coast of Morecombe, in England. Believe me, if you were on a gas rig, off the coast of Morecombe. You'd be gravely ill too. Having said that.
The PR has started to put HRH, in an even better light than he already is. All this to piss off Camilla. But it is really, to get the World ready for a Royal Wedding.  Or at least the announcement of such. But to also prepare the World for King William..... "What" I hear you say........ William & Kate, will be engaged before this Christmas Oh yeah.......... Next year during the Queen's 60th Anniversary of being on the throne. She will announce that she will step down. Bypass Charles and give the throne to William...... So you see, Camilla will be pissed....... I love it..............




Friday next............

The Day after, Thanksgiving. Fran Drescher  aka " The Nanny " Premiere's her brand  new Daily " Tawkshow "...... It'll be a fabulous hit.

Pretty Lady............

This is the  front cover of " LURVE "  magazine. Beautiful,  yes? Well the model, is a young lady called. "Lea - T." She is a transgender person. Perhaps things are a changing.

Silly, silly boy.............

Spoiled Brat,  Kanye West. Has thrown a tantrum....... So he canceled, an upcoming concert, on morning television. Just because a TV interview, didn't go exactly, as he would have liked. What a shame........... He needs to grow up. Which of course he won't. So I think one day very soon. He will just disappear......

Coming soon.............

Zoolander fans............ ZOOLANDER 2.......... Is about to start production very soon. It'll be a SMASH !!

Come on down, errrrr spin............

Rich Fields, who was until this season, the announcer on ....... "The Price is Right". Is to become, the temporary announcer on. " Wheel of Fortune " FABULOUS news....... Well they say temporary...... I say it'll be for good. Success is always, the best revenge.

Just the begining..............

Wednesday students rioted in London. At the Tory HQ.............. Why,  well to tell the powers that be, raising the education fees is not on.
If people think that this a one off............ WRONG....... It is only the beginning...... Months ago I told you,  that come November,  things would get bad.
Wait till 2011.......... Hold on to your hats, folks..........

Packing for C.R....................

Heidi & Spencer.....
Yeah the " Pratts", Claim that they are broke........ Who cares......... But a website based in  Costa Rica. Has offered them $100.000...... But there's a catch. Not a big one. They would have to go live in C.R. Please let them be packing ,  NOW..................

He loves me, he loves me NOT.............

Of late certain tabloids  & news shows. Have been reporting that, LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Ccibrian, were engaged........ They are not........... I think the couple, were trying to sell their "Engagement". To the highest bidder,  and somebody jumped the gun. But a relationship, that's starts within another set of relationships. Never works......... LeAnn he will dump you.

Kissy kissy..............

On Sunday the Pope, paid a visit to Barcelona. He was met by a same sex
kiss in........ Yet he still went on to attack Spanish law. For allowing same sex marriage. Doesn't he know that when in, Rome you do as the Romans do? Besides, 
seeing all that same sex kissing. Should have made him feel, like he was back in the Vatican.......

007...............2012/13

MGM the movie people..... Who claim to be broke...... Are under bankruptcy protection. Have decided to go ahead, and make the next 
Bond movie 
after all. 
To be released 
2012/13 I bet they have..... A license to print money. It'll be a massive hit........
Theme song by Adele. Even more so for Mr Craig.
But not as big a hit as the wedding bells in 2011......

Hello.Goodbye...........

Simon Cowell and the powers that be. At the X Factor, were all a dither, why? Well Ms Cole took off for Los Angeles, on Wednesday. To see her "Boyfriend" DWTS pro Derek Hough. So he could cheer her up......... Simon don't fret,  she's back now. Besides you know there are, no Wedding Bells there........


Be safe....

Time out..........

So Demi Lavato, Disney Star. Has entered rehab for emotional issues. Good for her......... A very wise thing to do. Get it sorted out....... Before it gets you. Demi, you'll be fine....... TAKE THIS TIME FOR YOU.....

Can't wait............

Israel's version of DWTS. Has added a same sex couple, to this new  season............ Lesbian sports commentator, Gili Shem Tov is partnered with straight pro Dorit Milman. Fabulous............ Of course it's causing a bit of a fuss........ Who cares........... There's always the off button......... If Israel can do this, then so can the others........ Can't wait for the "Out"cry,  when this happens in the USA. I predict ratings,ratings,ratings..........

Going down...............

Wannabe .......... Actress & C-list celebrity, Carla Gugino........ May look nice.... But.......... Seems she's a nasty bitch. She runs her assistant ragged....... Not only does she demand the assistant, works all the hours God sends. But the Diva insists that, when she calls, the assistant answers, before the second ring. Here's the prediction..... Carla, you'll be dropping, to the Z-list.. Very soon...............

A whole hearted truth..............in any language.

Today Ricky Martin, will be on Oprah. To tell the story behind him "Coming out". Earlier this year........ In a nutshell, he tells Oprah. "I did it for my Children, I didn't want to bring them up, learning to lie". A whole truth......... I predict even better times ahead, for the Martin family. Well done Sir.

Juicy,juicy..............

Very soon you will be able, to feast on Kylie's, very own mangos. Get your minds out of the gutter. Growers in Australia, are about to launch. Mango's under Kylie's brand. Whatever next....... Johnny Depp cucumbers ? Now there's a thought.