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UFO......over Hollywood

Tom Cruise, has bought, the two plots of land, next door to his  Hollywood home. Seems he plans to use, this land for a parking space. But not for his collection, of cars and motorbikes. But for the " Mothership" See he's a scientologist.... They believe we are all descended from space aliens. Apparently he has a valet on duty 24/7......

Train wreck ..............

So Jordan  aka Katie Price Just keeps on delivering.. "Price"less gems. She is now claiming  that her  ex husband  Peter Andre. Is evil...........
I feel he will sue her, & win...... Mind you 
she also says that she is still sleeping with her soon to be ex hubby, drag queen  cage fighter  Alex Reid. Talk about a mess...... I think it's time child services were called in.

Oscar Ladies beware........

WARNING......... Ladies of the  Oscar Red Carpet. WATCH OUT... Ober Tart...... Jordan  aka Katie Price She who is divorcing  her drag queen hubby. Has arrived in  La LA Land. To attend the Oscar's....... Now HTF.......... She got an invite is beyond me. Time for the Academy to revamp it's mailing list.

Me & Her again.........

Fair Warning..... This Sunday Feb 28th.. I will be on the " Jeni Barnett Show " BBC Radio London 94.9 FM 9am to noon UK time. Check website for details....... http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00cvtqg
ps big trouble for Auntie fall of 2012.

Oil Stichk..............

As sad as what is  happening in Libya  and the rest of that  part of the World is.......... There is worse to come..... But only when gas gets  to $5 a gallon. (Which it will be by Easter) Will the West really  step up to the plate. Too late............ Wait till Christmas  it'll be $10 a gallon..........

Revealing............

The other day  Lindsay Lohan  turned up at  court wearing  the now famous  white dress. Not really suitable....... But, Wednesday  she had  another court day....... This time she  turned up in a black top.. That was so plunging  that you could see her toes. Once inside the Judge told her that she would  face jail time  if she did a plea deal. So she choose  to go to trial...... She'll still do jail time  as she will be found GUILTY p.s. Just to add fuel to the fire. The other day Lindsay was stopped for speeding..... She was clocked doing 60 mph. In a 30 mph zone in West Hollywood

Told ya........

Monday, March 22, 2010
Walmart calling If Michelle McGee
aka Jesse James’s mistress.
Thinks she will benefit,
from all the attention and  that it will help her career.
Duh,  Michelle you don’t have a career.
Although I hear Walmart
is looking for shelf stockers,
on the night shift.
Well she'll be able to put the "tell all" book
Jesse James will write on the shelves,
as she tries to read it.

Come fly with me..............

Here's a pic of DWTS  Derek Hough. Leaving from  Heathrow, London. Only five days after he arrived to surprise...... his " Girlfriend " Cheryl Cole. Looks to me like the surprise  didn't go too well. Derek stick to  tripping the light fantastic...... and  not surprising girlfriends.........

Told Ya.......

Saturday, March 13, 2010 Better times ahead Miss Brit……. As Britney Spears get’s better & better. She should know that she is well & truly back. With really wonderful times ahead. With a mega hit in 2011.............

More to come...........

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, for Italian leader Silvo Berlusconi...... Wrong............ As though the recent revelation  that he paid a  teenage hooker  called  
Ruby el Mahroug  aka  Ruby Heartstealer  for sex. Then when she was arrested got the police, to drop the charges and release her from clinky. Wasn't bad enough to get him thrown out of office..... Well the allegations that will appear, in the coming weeks will get him thrown out. These " NEW " allegations. Will make the others seem tame........
But he'll go to prison in 2012, for something they get him on.

Told ya..........

Thursday, July 29, 2010
A Thought for Iran.........
This is probably going to get me into trouble.
But I have to be true to myself.
Iran in November, of this year, as well as the year that follows.
Is definitely not the place to be.
So if you plan to travel there in that time,  don't.
If you have loved ones, there tell them to go on holiday abroad.
If you are reading this in Iran,  leave.
It is going to be a very bad time indeed. The clue to this is when we begin to see Libya  start to fall. Followed by Syria.

God help Lindsay.....

Mother of the year  Dina Lohan. Is about to arrive in  La LA Land. To visit her daughter  Lindsay.... Seems she is coming  to take care of Lindsay. As well as to sort out  Lindsay's troubles. Seems to me it's  more like pouring petrol. On a bonfire........... Which reminds me, wait till the petrol chaos hits the UK in 2012.

A hit.......

If you like Pop Music you'.......ll love this. Ryan Jagger - Haunted Heart (Funk3d Radio Edit) by funk3d on SoundCloud

Don't hold your breath.........

On Feb 28th  " Two and a Half Men ". Will go back  into production.
But, with a  big difference........ No " Live " audience. Seems to me like they  are trying to control the situation. So any of Charlie's behaviour.. Leaks out........ Doesn't bode well.........

Vote for Rich..........

Maybe good news.........

Kourtney Kardashian, is saying that  she isn't engaged  to her moron  of a boyfriend Scott Disick.
( did you notice  his last name  is the anagram of  "Is Dick"). Hopefully the fact that  they aren't engaged  will put a stop  to the rumoured reality show  they are supposed to have. He'll never marry her no matter how many kids they have.

Awake at last..........

Billy Ray Cyrus....... Has woken up at last. To the very real danger  that his daughter..... Miley Cyrus is in. FANTASTIC........ Time for him to save her  future & her life.....

Fine Dining.....for a Lady.

Last night Lady Gaga & eight of her friends..... Dined at L.A's finest Italian Restaurant. (I won't tell you the name) She enjoyed it so much. That she will return soon.....

You ain't seen nothing yet.......

At the end of  last year  I told you. That Lady Gaga  would still, have many surprises for the World  this year. Well she started on  Sunday at the Grammy's..... In Los Angeles.... Trust me, there is a lot  more to come.

Yeah right..........

There is a rumour  going around that, Jordan aka Katie Price  & her crossdressing,  cage fighter, ex hubby Alex Reid. Are back together...... NO.......... They apparently had a meeting  to sort things out. Alex don't believe a word she says...... Only deal with her via a lawyer......

Free Psychic Readings

I will be doing  free Psychic readings on " The Hannah Murray Show " http://www.talkradioeurope.com/ Monday 14th Valentines Day. Check site for details

Oh No.........

DJ Pauly D & Snooki. Are to going to be on the  Red Carpet at the Grammy's. Interviewing celebrities........
(first and last time) What it is the World coming to. Not good........ But worse to come. I feel sorry for the child (boy) she'll have in 2012 . Bottled or draft I ask?

Me & Her.........

Darlings I will be on
The Jeni Barnett Show on BBC radio London.
This Sunday 13th Feb.
The show is 9am to Noon UK time
you can listen on line here
...http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/programmes/schedules.
...

I'm back.........almost......more crap to come.

Ex Governor  of California.... Arnold Schwarzenegger.... Is ready to return  to the movies.
BIG FLOP....... So say he  & his agents  at CAA. Well let's hope he does a  better job in the movies, than he did as Governor. Well at least now the wife  can get rid of him...........

Help please........

Will someone close to  Super Model Kate Moss. Please step in and  get her to get help...... Before she  KILLS HERSELF. She is completely  out of control. Her upcoming marriage won't help either.

Future Osacr winner.............

Leonardo Di Caprio  is to play FBI Chief  J Edgar Hoover  in the new. Clint Eastwood movie called " J Edgar ". It's be a smash hit.... Already has Oscar  written all over it.

Told Ya.........

Feb 8th 2011 Oberman goes to Current TVSaturday, January 22, 2011 Comcast Nazi's begin their rule.......... Well,well it appears  that the right wing Nazi's. At COMCAST.. That have taken over MSNBC...... Have started their rule of terror. By firing Keith Oberman..... Time to protest.........  He'll have a job within a month......

Fair Warning.........

Fair warning I will be on The Jeni Barnett Show on BBC radio London. This Sunday 13th Feb. The show is 9am to Noon UK time.  You can listen LIVE on line here http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/programmes/schedules.

How high I wonder.....

So this "Bigwig"  Stuart Gulliver, at HSBC bank...... Is going to paid a bonus  for last year of $18 million......... That's just his bonus.. NO word on what  his salary was...... I wonder just how high  they are going to build  their  "Ivory Towers" Besides isn't it illegal  to use Ivory these days?

Abu Dhabi....look out, there's a Pratt about......

Just when you thought  nothing could get any  worse in the  Middle East. Spencer & Heidi..... aka " The Pratts". Are paying a  visit to Abu Dhabi...... The end of the  World is nigh.  Wait a year he'll be a FAT Pratt..

Naughty Boy " Blue"......

"Blue"  Boyband member  & reality star. Antony Costa..... Was photographed shall we say.... Weeing on Auntie Em...... Now that's not nice behaviour.
  From someone who is about to    represent the UK. 
  At this year's Eurovision.....   What would your Mum say ?

" I want Rivers of blood" states Flamethrower........

British Prime Minister  David Cameron.... soon to be known as  the new Nazi leader. Has stated the  "Multiculturalism" doesn't work. What the hell is he  trying to do? Fan these  flames of discontent...... He needs to be reminded that he is the leader of... England, Ireland, Scotland & Wales.. That is multiculturalism..... Or does he feel, he leads somewhere else. But wait till October and many of his own turn on him.

Happy Birthday ..........

Happy Birthday  to a Dear Friend What's  more  an amazing Astrologer.... Wishing you A Wonderful Day Russell. As well as  A "FABALAS" year..... Luv Christian xoxo

I can't wait.............

Beavis & Butthead  are to return to your  TV screens..... Thanks to the  powers that be at  MTV. I can see the Religious  Right Wing Nut Jobs. Reaching for their phones.. He he..... Well done MTV. They will be a bigger hit  this time around. Than they were first time.....

Told Ya......

Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Ding,Dong times two...
So Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon,
married just two years.
Renewed their vows the other day.
Pray tell, what are they trying to prove?
That they are married?
Or that it is a real marriage?
My thought.
"Ye doth protest too much". However they will be pregnant by years end. Times two, one of each....... Posted by Psychic Gossip at 5:09 AM

Another Day Another Mistake,,,,,,

Apparently  Lindsay Lohan borrowed a necklace  worth $2.500. From a  Los Angeles jeweller.... The problem is the  jeweller didn't know. So the jeweller filed  a police report. But as if by magic.. A minon of La Lohan. returned the necklace.... before the police could search. Mason Lohan......... Not going to go down well  with the parole officer. Another step closer to " Clinky "

Not Good........

At 3am  Tuesday morning  Lindsay Lohan  was spotted leaving  the Chateau Marmont. In West Hollywood........ She has been  out of rehab  for little more  than a month. Already she is  drifting back  to her old habits. Looks to me like she'll be  back in " Clinky". By Easter...........