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A very Gifted Boy form Oz.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uE1xsuEywQ Even in the deepest outback of Australia. Where there is still no television. No Pub even. The Gift Gods plant seeds of greatness. Which will to the World become known.

This time Hopefully........

So Amy Winehouse, is back in rehab  "Thank God". But on the way there. she drank a bottle of Vodka. She really needs the help. Hopefully,  this time she will LISTEN........ But I doubt it.....

Paula trumps Cheryl............

Simon Cowell  says  "He's all cut up about having to sack Cheryl Cole". BOLLOCKS...... He has been ready  to do this from before Cheryl started, on the USA X Factor.. Once he had signed Paula Abdul,  Cheryl was toast. So sorry all you lovely people in the UK. The bitch will be back........ Plus the ratings for the UK X Factor 2011 will be dreadful.  So in 2012 Simon will fire Paula Abdul.

Simply a matter of time.....

Thursday
Lindsay Lohan
started her 
35 day 
house arrest.
At her luxury 
Venice Beach apartment.
Where she plans to spend her time reading scripts & painting.
I wonder what day,
they will deliver the 
Red Bull & the Vodka?
We should be taking bets, 
on how long before that 
lovely ankle bracelet 
she was fitted with goes off.
Because it will...........
She'll screw up and then to " Clinky" she'll go.

Told Ya ! " I never saw it coming Judge's fury at axing by Simon Cowell " Cheyl Cole:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/3603831/Cheryl-Cole-I-never-saw-it-coming.html?CMP=EMCeb12#ixzz1NZJNQnqe

I Did..................


Told Ya Cheryl Cole off USA X Factor.......... Monday, April 4, 2011
Take the money............. So the UK bosses at the 
X Factor  have offered talentless 
Cheryl Cole, double the money she was paid  last time to stay with the UK show. But she is holding out as she thinks she's getting the American version of 
X Factor...... Missy listen........ If they are daft enough to offer  you more money to stay, stay. The Americans don't want you..... Plus they can't understand a word you say....... Mind you the fact that Americans and most British people. can't understand a word she says. Maybe the way to go............... Just the crazy kinda thing Simon would do.

Australia's new rising Superstar...........You heard it here 1st !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjBfsrc71bE
Make sure you watch this video clip. It's from "Australia's Got Talent " It is a young boy called  " Jack Vidgen " It's his audition....... You'll need a box of Kleenex..... He is going to be a Global Superstar......

Told Ya Damn Fags..............

Wednesday, April 6, 2011
STOP...........

So Cheryl Cole doesn't think  she should stop smoking. She has been told that if she  doesn't stop she won't   make it big in America. She won't make it in America, 
as she has no talent........ Posted by Psychic Gossipat 12:24 AM
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Told Ya Cheryl Cole off USA X Factor..........

Monday, April 4, 2011
Take the money............. So the UK bosses at the 
X Factor  have offered talentless 
Cheryl Cole, double the money she was paid  last time to stay with the UK show. But she is holding out as she thinks she's getting the American version of 
X Factor...... Missy listen........ If they are daft enough to offer  you more money to stay, stay. The Americans don't want you..... Plus they can't understand a word you say....... Mind you the fact that Americans and most British people. can't understand a word she says. Maybe the way to go............... Just the crazy kinda thing Simon would do.

Run people run..........

Anna Kournikova  the "Tennis Star". Is to replace  Jillian Micheals  on next season's " The Biggest Loser". Jillian you got out just in time....... Call and tell your trainer pals  to do the same. Tell them to run for the hills. Putting this vapid wench  on the show is the death nail. She'll be gone by seasons end.

A Star that is arising...........

OK everybody you 
heard it here first.....
This young man 
is going into 
the stratosphere.
His name is 
Romeo Testa.....
He's a great kid..........
He writes all his songs ........
He performs like a pro........
He is going to be  
Mega Star......
Plus he has a lovely Mum & Dad...

3rd time lucky, maybe..........

Old Campy...... The silly git that said the World  would end last Saturday. Is at it again....... Now he declares the  World will end. This October........... (He'll be lucky to make it to October) Mind you he also said that  the World would end in 1994. Which as we can testify it didn't,  just like last Saturday. (Nor will it end in October) Well this is going to be one of the easiest  "Told Ya's" ever.

What an arsehole..........

Over the weekend 
Olivier "Fame Whore"Martinez  took his current girlfriend  Halle Berry. To see his ex girlfriend  Kyle Minogue's. World Tour at the  Hollywood Bowl. WTF............. He treated Kylie like crap  by leaving her as soon as  she had recovered from  breast cancer. He then moves onto Halle Berry. Halle get rid of him,  before he finds a richer target..... Mind you I'm surprised those Queens  in the audience didn't rip him to bits. They are fierce........ Anyway Halle hopefully will have seen the light  by the fall 2012. She'll probably even get engaged to him, MISTAKE. But if he's still around mid 2013.
She will give in and marry him.
But divorce will follow...... That'll put an end to him earning cash  by tipping off the paparazzi where  he and Halle are going be.. Let's pray he doesn't get her to move to Europe.

End of the World part 2.....

The World may not have ended on May 21st. As predicted by old " Campy ". But Paris " Supertart " Hilton, Has expanded her empire to 30 stores Worldwide. Which maybe the true beginning of the End of Times. But I predict her new TV show won't get renewed.

Hangover/End of the World

" Hangover II "
 released Friday.....
Is a hit..........
What is the World coming to.
You know that silly old git.
That put up all those billboards
saying the World will end
 Saturday 6pm 
California time.
May just have a point !!

The foul odour at Cannes...............

Joe Jackson MJ's father...... Has launched two perfumes. Called  " Tribute " & " Legend " Which he claims  is to honour MJ. What a WANKER ...... This man has no morals of any kind. Mind you the good thing is no one  will buy this shit.
But they will all get caught, when the money cheating troubles turn up.


Top of the Class........

Lady Gaga has 
topped "Forbes" 
most Powerful Celebrities list.
Normally a place 
held by Oprah.
Doesn't surprise me one bit.........
Just wait till next year.

Told Ya .......

Feb 12th 2011
Told Ya....... I'm back.........almost...... "more crap to come"Ex Governor  of California.... Arnold Schwarzenegger.... Is ready to return  to the movies. So say he  & his agents  at CAA. Well let's hope he does a  better job in the movies, than he did as Governor.
Well at least now the wife 
can get rid of him...........
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Back on the juice clocks a ticking...........

So just when Lindsay Lohan 
is about to discover the terms 
of her sentence.
She decides to go to a 
party at a Hollywood hang out.
Where she starts fooling around with Marilyn Manson.
Not exactly the right thing to do at the moment.
So if the Court thinks that she will take heed of what they say,
" WRONG "
She thinks she is above everyone else.
To be honest the way she's getting light with everything she appears to be right.
"Dear Court, If you don't put in jail under lock and key. She will be dead................."

Au Revoir, not quite........

The 62 year old head 
of the IMF. Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Was dragged of a flight  at John Kennedy airport. Seconds before it was  due to depart. He's been charged with  sexually attacking. The 32 year old maid  who was assigned  to his room. At the hotel where was staying. Now watch how all the other women,  he's done the same to, begin to appear. This is going to get very nasty, very quickly. (But I have a feeling he'll get away with it. 
No doubt by saying that the victim,
is lying or just after the money. 
But later on he'll trip and fall. 
Then he'll be finished.) Not to mention the trouble it is going to cause  the French government. About time he was toppled. By the way he's married. He's on his third wife. Not for long...........

Little Big time.........

America's Got Talent 
last years runner up.
Jackie Evancho....
Is releasing her new album
" Dream With Me "
June 6th...........
It'll be massive...
She'll be Global by Xmas.





He's Back........

George Michael  just announced his new tour. Called " Symphonica ".. Get your tickets now... It'll be a smash. Although it'll end due to sickness. But the best thing he could  do for his career,  is make up with Sir Elton......... Please God he does....... I feel he will.

Maybe next time.....

Oprah had  Sarah The Duchess of York. On her show today..... Quite interesting......... Let's hope that this is  the new chapter of her life. That turns it all around. I have a feeling it will. Call me crazy,  I think she'll re marry her ex hubby. HRH Andrew Duke of York.

Round one to Alex................

So  Alex  ( Drag Queen/ Wrestler ) Reid. Wants a date with  the future Queen of England's  sister  Pippa Middleton. Well this will send Jordan into a Tizz. Nice piece of PR Alex.... But just wait till Pippa gets millions to write a book. Then watch the fur fly.......

Told Ya.......

Saturday, February 12, 2011

I'm back.........almost...... more crap to comeEx Governor  of California.... Arnold Schwarzenegger.... Is ready to return  to the movies. So say he  & his agents  at CAA. Well let's hope he does a  better job in the movies, than he did as Governor.
Well at least now the wife 
can get rid of him...........
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Ear Plugs & subtitles required...........

So this is 
Steve Jones the moron  that will be  Co Hosting  the American Version  of The XFactor. The long awaited  flop to be. Within two minutes  of the shows  first airing. The great American public  will find his voice unbearable.
He will be gone by 2012. They'll fire him. He makes  Michael Jackson  sound butch.

Can't do any worse......

Next Saturday is  The Eurovision Song Contest. The UK's entry is  " I Can " by  Over The Hill Boy Band " Blue " ( They Won't ) But the good news is  they can't do worse than last year. Why?  Well last year the UK's entry  got  Nil (zero) points.

Ding dong,.........

Sir Paul McCartney 
has asked his girlfriend 
of four years.
Nancy Shevell......
to marry him.......
Well done Sir Paul.
It's a great match.
I would love to 
have seen,
the look on 
hop a long Mills's face 
when she found out.