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This can only go wrong.......

After  Chris"Homophobe/girlfriend beater"Browns. Performance at the VMA's  last Sunday. Lindsay Lohan wants to meet him. Not sure if she wants to date him or work with him. Which ever this  is such a bad idea on so many levels. One or both will end up in " Clinky"

BULLSHIT.........

NYC Police Officers and Firefighters, are not invited to the 10th Anniversary of 9/11 at Ground Zero.  The Mayor claims there isn't enough room for them. They weren't invited on that day in 2001 either........ THEY JUST SHOWED UP AND DID THEIR JOB!

Bill O'Reilly showing true colours......

Not only does Bill O' Reilly believe he is God. He also believes that the Nassau county police,  are in fact his own private army. Truly a MORON..........

http://gawker.com/5834808/how-bill-oreilly-tried-to-get-his-wifes-boyfriend-investigated-by-the-cops

Told Ya Lady Gaga drags it up at the VMA's

Friday, November 19, 2010 Kilts ahoy.............. Lady Gaga, it seems is about to buy, a $12 million Scottish Mansion. A place called Yester House. Set in many acres........ Well the butcher and the Fish & Chip, shop owner will love this for sure. But wait till she takes up the Old Brit tradition of dressing in drag... She'll be fabulous.......... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/28/vmas-2011-lady-gaga-as-joe-calderone_n_939913.html#s342235

Kettle & Pot.......

Just the other day, Monday in fact. Lindsay Lohan & her Mum Dina. Where spotted in Venice Ca, having lunch. Nothing odd in that you may say.. True........... Other than the fact that between them they  polished off three bottles of wine. So much for rehab. But now father of the year Michael Lohan  is jumping on the band wagon. Calling Dina all kinds of names. Listen you three you are all to blame. You should find a rehab somewhere that offers family discount. This is not going to end well over the next year or two. Just wait till he get's some tart pregnant in 2012.

Diva/Divo.......

Here's another one that needs to go to rehab. After throwing a drunken hissy fit in Los Angeles. The other day, someone needs to get Madame LaBeouf some help. Before he kills himself or worse still someone else. Better not try that crap in London.......

Told Ya......Winds & Floods.......

Thursday, March 10, 2011
Supermoon........ On March 19th  the Moon will  pass just  221,567 miles away. The closest  in 18 years. Previous  "Supermoons" occurred in  1955, 1974, 1992 &  2005.  All those years had  extreme weather events...........
So will 2011.........
Especially late Aug/Sept Washington DC/New York.
Winds and floods. It's going to get real bumpy folks....
Then autumn of 2012 New York WATCH OUT. do not ignore the warnings.  Plus volcanos. 

Trouble a foot......

Naughty naughty...... Brad Pitt it appears has been paying too much attention to Brit Lara Marsden a production assistant. One doesn't yet know what they have been producing.
(Hopefully no a baby, that's what AJ wants in 2012) But once the nearly Mrs gets to find, it wont be jolly in Pittsville. I see the end is near.............
Although 2012 does show an engagement ring........

Told ya....USA East Coast shaker...........

Wednesday, January 5, 2011 Shakey wakey........... On Monday night  (UK time) An Earthquake  hit Yorkshire. the place of my birth  more or less. It was a 3.6  on the Richter scale. The biggest in 230 years. Seems to me that things  are a changing. But of course  there is no global warming......... Right........... Well maybe when one hits the East coast of America. Before years end....... Those dingbats in Washington DC will take notice ?

Another reason for the in laws to be proud.........

http://www.okmagazine.com/2011/08/kim-kardashian-sex-tape-traffic-skyrockets-post-wedding-to-kris-humphries/

Here's something else for the new Hubby, and In laws to be proud of.......
Wait till the porn stuff comes out. This is not going to end well.

Ex IMF head (WANKER) get's passport back.....

Friday, July 1, 2011
Told Ya.... He's getting away with it........ Monday, May 16, 2011
Au Revoir, not quite........ The 62 year old head 
of the IMF. Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Was dragged of a flight  at John Kennedy airport. Seconds before it was  due to depart. He's been charged with  sexually attacking. The 32 year old maid  who was assigned  to his room. At the hotel where was staying. Now watch how all the other women,  he's done the same to, begin to appear. This is going to get very nasty, very quickly. (But I have a feeling he'll get away with it. 
No doubt by saying that the victim,
is lying or just after the money. 
But later on he'll trip and fall. 
Then he'll be finished.) Not to mention the trouble it is going to cause  the French government. About time he was toppled. By the way he's married. He's on his third wife. Not for long........... 2012 is another story. 

In Laws......Not pleased

Well not everyone thought that the Kardashian wedding was a hit. In fact the In Laws aka The Humphries thought it was  " Tacky ". I would have said " Trailer Park Chic ". But the upside is. While the "In crowd" were watching the wedding. Two million perverts were watching why Kim is famous in the first place. Her sex tape. Such class........... Bet he ends up with an anullement...........

TOLD YA.....on off on off on off.....Phew..........

Thursday, January 20, 2011 Won't work........Run Kat......QUICK !!!!!!!! Jesse James aka Ex Mr Bullock. Has proposed to  tattoo artiste Diva  Kat Von D......... She accepted....... She's NUTS. I am not going to be  holding my breath. Waiting for an invite to the wedding...... If indeed it get's that far.
Which it won't.....
Break before Xmas.....
Then back on again and then off....  Kat...... Once a cheat ...... always a cheat. http://gossiponthis.com/2011/08/23/kat-von-d-jesse-james-engagement-back-on/

Tart begone..........

Sunday, May 22, 2011 End of the World part 2..... The World may not have ended on May 21st. As predicted by old " Campy ". But Paris " Supertart " Hilton, Has expanded her empire to 30 stores Worldwide. Which maybe the true beginning of the End of Times. But I predict her new TV show won't get renewed.
http://www.gossipcop.com/paris-hilton-oxygen-show-canceled-the-world-according-to-paris-cancelled-not-renewed-second-season-ratings/

Vodka & Redbull dreams..............

Here's a pic of Lindsay Lohan  being driven away from the  Kardashian wedding last Saturday/Sunday. Kinda speaks for itself. She was ordering shots two at a time. Mind you her mother was well gone too. So we know who she go it from. Clinky is a calling...............

Told YA Bye Bye George, Kenny MIA since March 2011

Friday, August 13, 2010 Public Suicide................ WTF is up with George Michael ??????? Yet again he's been arrested for DUI & Drug procession. In London Thursday........
This time he's going to go to prison. Why does some one who has everything, as the World would say. Money, Fame, Fans..... An adoring boyfriend " Kenny Goss " I think he's trying to commit public suicide. So he's depressed....... Oh Dear.......... Try living on minimum wage, that's depressing... Get a life George.............. Get a therapist.......... Kenny will be gone by Easter 2011 
if George doesn't sort himself out..........
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3768002/George-Michael-splits-from-partner-Kenny-Goss.html

Tart a shopping......

Crystal " Tart" Harris Hugh Hefner's latest Ex . Is swanning around Hollywierd trying to shop  her idea for a reality show. Starring of course herself. Gawd Helps Us........ It'll be a flop, if it even gets to the screen.........

" Something to Believe In " with Donald Trump ? BOLLOCKS

Donald Trump & Brett Michaels  are plotting a new reality show. called "Something to Believe In" God help us all...... It'll be a flop...........

Told Ya..Rick Perry Porn connection.......

HERE'S EVEN MORE...http://www.businessinsider.com/rick-perry-adultery-gay-rumors-2011-8Saturday, August 13, 2011
Told Ya............Now watch them dig into Perry's past... Thursday, June 9, 2011
Sarah Palin isn't stupid...(but she could be the Anti Christ)
I know, I know.... You can't believe the headline. But she isn't stupid. She's dangerous........... The mischief that she is up to is this. She is collecting other right wing nut job morons. As her devoted followers. So that when the decision to choose who will be the  President & Vice President nominees  for the Republican party. She'll have a big say. 
She has no real intention of running herself. Even though she will  kinda throw her hat into the ring. Then when she fails she can blame the  " Gotcha questions "  of the left wing media. But she will still have the support of  the right wing nut jobs " Devotees "  that hang on her every word. That's why she is dangerous. But wait till good old Te…

Leo + Edgar = OSCAR.......for Michelle.....

Leo Dicaprio's portrayal of  FBI boss J. Edgar Hoover Is sure to raise some eyebrows. As well as bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase " G Men " when it hits the silver screen. Which will be fun to watch. But I also think that this might just be, the role that gets Leo the "Oscar" If no 2013 then yes....


A waste of money.....

So this weekend is the Kardashian wedding in posh Montecito  in Santa Barbara Ca. (where Oprah lives) So avoid the place like the plague. Who cares........ It's not like it's going to last. Won't get to the 3rd month wedding anniversary.

Are young love, well and youngish........

Isn't this just so sweet....... Madonna 53 and her  " New" toyboy friend  Frenchman/model/? Brahim Zaibit 24. On holiday in  The Hamptons. So cute....... As if it'll last ha ha. But as the wonderful  Sophie Tucker would say. "24 goes in to 53.. a hell of a lot more than 53 goes into 24". Mind you wait till 2012 and the mess she  makes on film of  Wallis & Simpson..........CRAP..........

Coulson to "Clinky" and Cameron out.... (not the closet)

So as the plot thickens  and the lies unfold. Andy " Naughty Boy " Coulson. will be thrown under the bus. Then sent to clinky. But the best bit is it will implicate  Old PM David Cameron.
To such an extent that he'll just have to go. Coming to a TV near you. Stay tuned......

Told Ya Jerseyshore v Ambercrombie & Fitch......

Wednesday, May 12, 2010Oblivion soon So those idiots of the "Jersey Shore",
TV show, now filming  season 2.
Got some bad news today.
They are all going to be replaced for season 3.
Couldn't happen to nicer people.
They won't work after season 2.
So peace is on the way. Wait till companies start paying them  "NOT" to use their products.........
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/08/17/abercrombie-fitch-well-pay-the-situation-to-stop-wearing-our-clothes/

Told Ya Black Magic = Scientology. ....JLO

Wednesday, September 15, 2010 Jlo + one year = $12 million......... So JLo has signed on to be a judge on American Idol. For a year.................. Of course she'll be a  great judge and help to the contestants. As well as looking fabulous....... But do you think she's worth the $12 million price tag? I don't............... I think the writing is on the wall for the show. 
This is her way of getting the show she wants, with her hubby.......Marc Anthony.
But that show won't happen. 
As the marriage won't last past 2011.
But just wait till all the 
" Black Magic " stuff starts to appear.........won't be pretty.


http://blog.music.aol.com/2011/08/16/jennifer-lopez-scientology/?ncid=webmail2

2012 approach"th" ARGHHHHH

Uber Tart Katie "Jordan" Price. Is as we speak n the process of writiing and recording a new album. To be released in 2012 ...... (End of the World) This in spite of the fact that her last single. " Free to Love Again "  was a complete flop. Rising to only number 60 in the charts. God help us....... The good news is though. The album won't get as high as 60.


Told Ya......Kate plus 8 or whatever cancelled

Tuesday, May 25, 2010 Back to school.... Jon & Kate Gosselin.
Have been ordered by a judge,
to attend parenting school.
Complete waste of time.
Why? they already have eight children.
If they haven't learned to parent by now.
They never will, school or no school. The good news is though the show will get canned in 2011. 
http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/jon-gosselin-very-relieved-kate-plus-8-was-cancelled-2011168

Told Ya.......NOTW cover up.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011 "In my own words..." Piers Morgan.... Well, well, well .....in the  Murdoch hearings in London. One of the government committee members. Brought to light the fact. That Piers Morgan,  brags in his own book,  in his own words. That he got his scoops by phone hacking. While he worked at the  "News Of The World" Can't wait till the powers that be at CNN, have to deal with this one. The beginning of the end.  Just wait till ex reporters start spilling the beans.  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026604/News-World-phone-hacking-Clive-Goodman-s-letter-blows-whistle-Murdoch-s-NI.html

Fag ash Lil.........

It looks like La Lohan's next paycheck  will come from a website that  " Outs " cheaters. She's in talks with the powers that be, at the site to become the face of the company. God help them is all I can say.. It'll never happen.

Cole v Cole......... Food fight

The Ex Cole's have decided to get the families, together over dinner to air their differences and iron things out. Well let's hope it's on the Jerry Springer set, as it is going to get very messy very quickly. This is just a silly idea all round.............

Told Ya............Now watch them dig into Perry's past...

Thursday, June 9, 2011
Sarah Palin isn't stupid...(but she could be the Anti Christ)
I know, I know.... You can't believe the headline. But she isn't stupid. She's dangerous........... The mischief that she is up to is this. She is collecting other right wing nut job morons. As her devoted followers. So that when the decision to choose who will be the  President & Vice President nominees  for the Republican party. She'll have a big say. 
She has no real intention of running herself. Even though she will throw her hat into the ring. Then when she fails she can blame the  " Gotcha questions "  of the left wing media. But she will still have the support of  the right wing nut jobs " Devotees "  that hang on her every word. That's why she is dangerous. But wait till good old Texas Gov. Rick Perry throws his hat into the ring. Then she'll be "PISSED" He won't last past Jan 2012 

Not just America.........the WORLD

Casey Anthony has been voted  the most hated person in America. WRONG....... It's the World. I hope she doesn't think that Karma will let her profit from all this. Not happening............

Told Ya......Oh little one........

Thursday, January 13, 2011
Open secret.............. Kelsey Grammar,  must have really  pissed off. His soon to  be ex wife, Camille......... As she is telling  anyone .......... that will listen. That Kelsey loves to  wear Ladies clothes. Duh, that's the secret  that everyone in, La La Land knew. But wait till she spills, the secret from " Down South"

http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/11/kayte-grammer-kelsey-penis-camille-criticized-called-small-defends-big-hands-feet-disappointment-bravo-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/

Bronte's not..........

The Kardashian sisters, those who are famous for being famous. Are now novelists.... Yes it is taking all three of them to write the novel. One assumes that they will use spell & grammar check. But I still wouldn't hold out much hope, for the content. But I am sad to say it will sell millions of copies........... I wonder if  they will talk about the DNA issue.

TOLD YA....... Kayne West is Hitler ?

Monday, September 6, 2010
Shut up................ Rapper
Kayne West,  is heading for a breakdown. He's spouting, off allover the place ........ About everything and nothing..... All the time. He really needs to go to see a therapist. Or,  we will be reading his obituary.

http://www.gossipcop.com/kanye-west-hitler-video-big-chill-youtube-rant-august-2011/

Watch out.........

So George Clooney, has moved on from his last girlfriend. To ex Lady wrestler and DWTS star, Stacey Keibler..... How nice. It won't work. But no doubt she'll get the  "Cartier watch"  booby prize. Lot's a awards for George in 2012.

Told YA............Stock markets & riots......

Saturday, September 18, 2010
There's a wind to blow........ There's a breeze, a wind, nay hurricane,  beginning to blow. First over the United Kingdom, Europe, then America............... The fear mongering that is taking place, is extremely dangerous. First, the powers that be promote "fear." They say the poor and unemployed are lazy. They tell people to work for free, to receive their unemployment benefit. Which only helps the companies, that support the powers that be. These companies make major profits, on the backs of the said unemployed. Which by their very actions, take away the jobs. That the said lazy unemployed, are supposed to look for. While working at those very jobs,  to receive their unemployment benefits. That they the"Unemployed" have already paid their dues for while previously working. Next the powers that be are removing from the Media. Anyone who is or appears to be, slightly Left of Genghis Khan. They, the powers that be ...... Do not want any voice of de…

Told Ya......London riots.........The beginning.......

Thursday, April 7, 2011
Charity, should begin at home PM........ British Prime Minister 
David Cameron and 
his gang of nutters.
Have in the last few days decided that they will cut the funding to the Armed Forces as well as Education. 
To name but two,
As they say it is necessary to get the country back on it's feet.
But on Wednesday he decided to give Pakistan 650 million pounds, (about a Billion Dollars).
For education..........
Brilliant now the Pakistani terrorists can build smarter bombs.
When the riots re start in the UK.At least he'll know the reason, one hopes. 
http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16045049

Going to Pot.......ermmm.....

Seems all is not well in the Los Feliz, LA home of "Bradanglena" Even though the house and gardens are big..... Lots of space....... Very nice..... Brad prefers to spend his time in an old Airstream trailer. ( caravan in the UK ) Tucked away on the grounds. Why?  To get away from the kids?  To get away from Angelina? No....... Let's just say that Brad likes to"POT"ter around..... Not a good sign.

Hooker/Tart coming to a TV screen near you in the UK.....

This is Imogen Thomas the tart/hooker, that caused such trouble in  footballer Ryan Riggs's marriage. She is shooting her 2012 calender in Marbella Spain. She has also got a job presenting on ITV1 morning television. Please don't watch the show. or buy the calendar. She needs to disappear. Their are plenty of young Ladies with talent. That should be hired instead.