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Not buying it........

The Hollywood PR machine is in full swing. Claiming that Blake Lively & Leo DiCaprio  are an item. Something just doesn't sit right. Although ding dong for her in 2012.

Told Ya X2 DIM..............

Saturday, April 17, 2010
Mascara, blusher & Lippy…. -->
So Kim Kardashian is stepping out , In Spain with footballer.. Cristiano Ronaldo.
It won't last. Some people ask “What do they have in common ?” Simple they can swap make up tips. Plus they are both DIM MORONS. Don't worry.
One day his secret will "OUT"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3840258/Ronaldos-a-dumbo-says-ex-Nereida.html

Who knew.........

Kim Kardashian won an award today. She has been voted the  "WORLD's MOST ANNOYING CELEBRITY" I would never have guessed that one.

Total scumbag...........

This is Mark Wright from the reality show  " The Only Way is Essex " The UK version of Jersey Shore. He has just split form his girlfriend/fiancee. He now says that he is ready to date an ugly girl. What a PRICK.
 Just wait till his "TV career" flops too PS He's wearing more slap than Lady Gaga.....

So soon.......

Not that we didn't know this already. Seems there is trouble brewing in the newly wed lives of  Kim and Chris. Looks like there's an annulment in the works.

WARNING

HOLLYWOOD AND VINE TALENT CASTING LOS ANGELES WARNING DO NOT WORK FOR THESE PEOPLE THEY CASHED A FRIENDS PAYMENT CHECK FROM THE PRODUCTION COMPANY AND ARE REFUSING TO HAND OVER THE PAYMENT

Down Under

Cow face........

Old Simon Cowell who's American version of  the X Factor started Wednesday. Has been hitting the botox a bit too much. He is starting to look like some kind of monster....... Mind you he always has. Shame they didn't inject his brain and mouth too. Plus there's trouble a foot amongst the judges. One will leave before the end .............

DWTS 2011

So season 13 starts tonight.......... This will be the most watched season yet. Can't wait to see what Cher pulls out of the bag. J.R. I think will win.............

A little more sole............

So now Cheryl Cole is going to start designing shoes? WTF.......... Well at least she will be close to where she belongs. The gutter.........

Told Ya. Joan in, boyfriend out............

Thursday, January 27, 2011 Joan & Melissa........The funhouse....... Joan & Melissa Rivers. New TV show.... Which debuted  the other day. Beyond fabulous........ A sure fire hit......... Long will it reign. But she needs to tell Melissa to get rid of that stupid boyfriend. He's on his way out..for sure......... There will be no xmas pressie for him.......... http://www.toofab.com/2011/09/16/exclusive-melissa-rivers-splits-with-boyfriend/

Told Ya..........Rugby player itchy balls........

Sunday, July 31, 2011 Happy Marriage ?????, lots a kids.....
Zara Philips married her beau Mike Tindall,  on Saturday. She's the Queens grandaughter,  he's a rugby playing Yorkshireman. A perfect match...... Lots a little ones, for the Queen to spoil....... (If he's not caught cheating that is)  http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3818292/Mike-Tindalls-kiss-video-leaked.html

Time to go AWOL.............

Cheryl Cole in Afghanistan entertaining the troops? Haven't our brave men & women suffered enough !!!! But wait, if the send her to the enemy they will all surrender...... GENIUS..........

Told Ya DC Houswife runs off..........

Thursday, September 16, 2010 Bye Bye Bravo........... When are those idiots Tareq & Michaele Salahi  from  "The "REAL" Housewives of D.C." Going to get their comeuppance? Very soon........... They claim that "Bravo", is stopping them from talking about the "State dinner" farce. Not true............... They are going to be fired............ FABULOUS............... But wait till she runs off with a muso.

Told Ya....Palin on " Coke"

Friday, March 5, 2010
Woman just sit down So Sarah Palin her of teabags fame. Amongst other things. Is considering Stand up comedy ! You just can’t make this up. But by the end of the year she’ll be sitting down, Then in 2011/12 she'll kinda make a bid to run for President..... But won't . So then she'll have to sit down for good. Plus when the book about her using coke comes out....... BYE BYE Palin.
http://perezhilton.com/2011-09-14-new-tell-all-book-claims-that-sarah-palin-cheated-on-her-husband-and-did-cocaine

TOLD YA.......Paul McCartney to wed..........

Saturday, May 7, 2011
Ding dong,......... Sir Paul McCartney 
has asked his girlfriend 
of four years.
Nancy Shevell......
to marry him.......
Well done Sir Paul.
It's a great match.
I would love to 
have seen,
the look on 
hop a long Mills's face 
when she found out.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/5622755/Paul-McCartney-to-wed-again 

Miss Quick..............

So JLo aka Jennifer Lopez. Certainly doesn't let the grass grow beneath her feet. Out already on a date with Bradley Cooper. More fool him, if he get's involved with her. However I get the feeling that there will be many more, suitors for Jenny from the Block. Which she personally has been around more than a few times. I get the feeling she'll leave AI in 2012.

Olivier v Martinez

Dear Halle Berry....... You need to get rid of that gold digger/Olivier Martinez  that you are dating. He is going to break your heart.
Even after you get engaged, or God forbid marry him. As soon as he finds a richer victim. Ever wonder why the paparazzi know where you are having  a meal together? He calls them........ ps wait till the trouble at Thanksgiving 

Sally Kern Rep Oklahoma.....HORSE SHIT

So just when you think you have heard it all....... This silly bitch Sally Kern believes that Homosexuality is more dangerous that Terrorism. WTF....... She needs to go back to her real calling trading horse shit,,,,,,,,,,, http://unicornbooty.com/2011/09/sally-kern-homosexuality-is-a-daily-threat-worse-than-terrorism/

Home at last

Looks like Cheryl Cole has gone back home the trailer park at last.


Thank God......
Best pray she stays there.........

GOD BLESS.........

Not good..............

Whoever thought that this would be a good idea. Truly has no commonsense at all. Mel Gibson is to make  movie about an ancient Jewish Hero. Judah Maccabbe. This can only end badly.

One to watch out for

Gary Oldman & Colin Firth, are making a movie of the TV show. Tinker, Taylor, Soldier Spy. It will be a massive hit.
I smell BAFTA / OSCAR......

Told Ya Simon Cowell single.........

Monday, June 13, 2011 So Macho..really ? Sinitta one time  pop/disco star... of "So Macho"  fame. As well as one of  Simon Cowell's Ex's. Appeared at  Blackpool  Gay Pride  last Saturday.
In her dressing room  she demanded.... 12 bottles of water. 12 fresh oranges. 12 bags of crisps  (chips in the USA). WTF.............. Gone are the days of champagne & caviar then.... See just how far the Diva has fallen....... Well, that's what happens when  Mr Cowell tires of you. Just as he will with his latest fiancee. Before the autumn. http://londoncitygirlmagazine.com/showbiz%20stories.html/simoncowellenga.html

Dr No...........

Dr Conrad Murray Michael Jacksons " Health Professional " Is going to take the stand in his upcoming trial. Clearly mad....... Big mistake.

TOLD YA.Russell Grant

Saturday, September 3, 2011 Told Ya....Russell Grant on Strictly Come Dancing
Wednesday, May 4, 2011 Star to the Stars.......... My dear friend 
Russell Grant 
is producing 
and directing,
"A Midsummers Night Dream"
In his homeland of Wales.....
If you are near or 
if you are not.
Go see it.......
It's brilliant......
P.S That's not the only thing he'll be doing this year....
In America we call it "Dancing With The Stars"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3792327/Strictly-Come-Dancing-line-up-has-been-revealed.html

TOld Ya......Adele for Bond.........

Sunday, November 7, 2010 007...............2012/13 MGM the movie people..... Who claim to be broke...... Are under bankruptcy protection. Have decided to go ahead, and make the next 
Bond movie 
after all. 
To be released 
2012/13 I bet they have..... A license to print money. It'll be a massive hit........
Theme song by Adele. Even more so for Mr Craig.

But not as big a hit as the wedding bells in 2011.....
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/3792745/James-Bonds-got-A-View-To-Adele.html

Jade Richards..the X factor....

Told Ya....Russell Grant on Strictly Come Dancing

Wednesday, May 4, 2011 Star to the Stars.......... My dear friend 
Russell Grant 
is producing 
and directing,
"A Midsummers Night Dream"
In his homeland of Wales.....
If you are near or 
if you are not.
Go see it.......
It's brilliant......
P.S That's not the only thing he'll be doing this year....
In America we call it "Dancing With The Stars"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3792327/Strictly-Come-Dancing-line-up-has-been-revealed.html

Mel Gibson's, Ex's singing, earplugs required.......

Here's a clip of the song that Mel Gison, spent a fortune on of his ex Oksana singing?. Clearly he has no ear for talent.

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/090111_oksana_song_clip.mp3

DWTS GAY???????????????

Oh dear. Oh My.......... DWTS has gone gay?????? Who knew........ The right wing nutjobs are all in a tizzy. Not over openly Gay Carson Kressley taking part....... Goodness no, seems he has gone under their gaydar. No it's over Chaz Bono, born female.... Now legally male. Who will be, wait for it....... dancing with a woman............ YES a WOMAN, a REAL one even. The lovely Lacey Schwimmer. Oh this is going to get very interesting.
(The girlfriend won't like that, mind you she'll gone soon enough). Can't wait. I wonder if the nutjobs realise that they, are giving the show even more publicity by complaining?
I wonder if they will complain when host Tom Bergeron 
wins an Emmy in 2012.

Told Ya......Baby for Sherlock......

Thursday, July 14, 2011 Coming soon....... Another smash for Mr Robert Downey Jr. As well as a baby for Mr & Mrs Downey.