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Told Ya Joe Way Gay with hookers......

http://perezhilton.com/2012-10-31-jessica-simpson-dad-joe-simpson-gay-male-escort-joey-anderson-tells-all Sunday, October 28, 2012 Way Gay for a long time........ So no doubt you have heard that  Joe Simpson ex preacher. Soon to be the  ex hubby of Mrs Simpson Jessica Simpson's mum. Also no doubt you have heard the rumours that he has been having an affair with a much younger male mode, true. But what is yet to come out.... He's been have flings with men for a long time. I'll keep you posted . Posted by Christian Dion at Sunday, October 28, 2012

Not very French.......

So called actor Robert Pattinson. Star of the Twilight saga. Has signed to deal to be the face of  Christian Dior... for $12m ...... Won't work. Big mistake.....

Told Ya Octomom to rehab.........

 http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/30/octomom-rehab-xanax-babysitters-nanny-easy/ Wednesday, March 28, 2012 So low..........just enough maybe. Nadya " octomom" Suleman. Has finally, hopefully dipped so low. That that those poor kids of hers  are going to be safe. She has posed almost naked on the front cover of some naff Brit magazine. This I see as being the thing that allows  the powers that be to take the kids away. (wait till the drug abuse comes to light ) Did she think that because it was a British magazine no one would see? Posted by Christian Dion at Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Yet again......

Mother of the century Kate Gosselin is to exploit, her kids yet again in another reality show. Like there was any reality in the last one. Someone from child services needs to step in and stop this bitch. Otherwise one of the kids will end up on a slab, for sure.

Told YA Money maker........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2224591/Skyfall-opening-weekend-grosses-77-7m-Latest-Bond-smashes-UK-records--shoots-1-25-countries.html Saturday, October 13, 2012 007 Money Bags...... 0 07 James Bond aka Daniel Craig. Soon to be seen in the latest Bond Epic  "Skyfall" Will earn his bosses more money than ever for a Bond Movie. Which will be good when his agent goes to negotiate his next cheque. Posted by Christian Dion at Saturday, October 13, 2012  

New stuff ahead......

Ice Skater extraordinaire Johnny Weir. Who has been a little quiet of late. Well he's about to make a splash. Watch for a couple of new projects, from Johnny. Once again bringing his much needed  fabulous camp into our boring World.

Way Gay for a long time....

So no doubt you have heard that  Joe Simpson ex preacher. Soon to be the  ex hubby of Mrs Simpson Jessica Simpson's mum. Also no doubt you have heard the rumours that he has been having an affair with a much younger male mode, true. But what is yet to come out.... He's been have flings with men for a long time. I'll keep you posted .

Told Ya Money in that old Visage........

http://www.eonline.com/news/356640/why-brad-pitt-s-chanel-no-5-commercials-are-crazy-genius?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories Thursday, May 10, 2012 Money tree visage..... Brad Pitt is to be the  " New" face of  Chanel No 5  the classic perfume. The first time ever a male has been  the face of a woman's perfume. Clever move it'll make them both a fortune.... Plus it'll piss off Angelina Jolie...... If he really wants to "PISS OFF". He should buy himself a bolt hole. Outside of "HOLLYWOOD" Just make sure she never gets a key.   Posted by Christian Dion at Thursday, May 10, 2012  

Ermm something not quite right......

Twilight (Blu-ray) - P... $17.97 Sam's Club Taylor Lautner aka Jacob Black. In the Twilight movies. Is very busy at the moment doing the rounds  of PR for the new Twilight. But something is a little off me thinks. Well whatever it is it'll come out sooner or later. Just let's hope it's at his will and not others.

Told Ya To clinky he goes......

SAFARI RALPH LAUREN Sa... $60.00 RalphLauren.com http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4611802/Ex-Italy-PM-Silvio-Berlusconi-jailed-for-4-years-for-tax-fraud.html Tuesday, February 22, 2011 More to come........... SAFARI RALPH LAUREN Sa... $60.00 RalphLauren.com  Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, for Italian leader Silvo Berlusconi...... Wrong............ As though the recent revelation  that he paid a  teenage hooker  called   Ruby el Mahroug  aka  Ruby Heartstealer  for sex. Then when she was arrested got the police, to drop the charges and release her from clinky. Wasn't bad enough to get him thrown out of office..... Well the allegations that will appear, in the coming weeks will get him thrown out. These " NEW " allegations. Will make the others seem tame........ But he'll go to prison in 2012, for something they get him on. Posted by Christian Dion at Tuesday,

Here we go again......8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1..

Seems like Kim Kardashian  is planning another Wedding. A $20 million Wedding. This time to Kanye West. One problem, she's not yet divorced. But I'm sure that she won't let that little thing bother her. It'll be a complete pile of crap. In fact I think it'll be even trashier than before.. If that's possible. With her yes it is. Can't wait. By the way it'll end in divorce.

Told Ya Splitsville.......

http://perezhilton.com/2012-10-25-taylor-swift-conor-kennedy-split-break-up Tuesday, October 9, 2012 This will end in a nasty song... The relationship between  spoilt/diva Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy  will end with more than a nasty song. It'll destroy him. She's just out for the PR she gets from being  with a Kennedy. Let's hope some grown up sees sense. By putting an end to this before...... Posted by Christian Dion at Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Not so easy now.......

Many moons ago Mitt Romney. Kinda did a favour for a friend. Nothing wrong with that you say, true. However the friend was the founder of Staples. The favour was to lie under oath on video at a deposition. In regard the the value of Staples. In his friends nasty divorce battle. Mitt, ever the true friend said that  "That he thought Staples was more or less worthless" Which lead to the now ex wife of the friend, not being able to get her share of the Staples worth.  In her settlement. Now I know you may have seen most of that during the day on the news. Which goes to show what a liar Romney is. But you just wait till the rest of it all comes out by the weekend. It make today's news look like a wet special offer flyer for a pack of erasers.

Told Baby Fart (Trump) speaks

Here's the BIG announcement that Fart face says will change the outcome of the election !!! Well he maybe right, but not the direction he wants....... http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/24/donald-trump-barack-obama-announcement-5-million/ Monday, October 22, 2012 Donald Please do..... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2221390/Donald-Trump-threatens-drop-gigantic-bombshell-President-Obama-Wednesday.html R ich Trailer Park Trash gutter snipe  Donald Trump. ( In the UK  Trump is what you call a baby's fart ) Is threatening to announce a bomb shell for President Obama on Wednesday. So he baby's fart says. Well I pray he does. Why? Well it will have completely the opposite effect that he thinks it will.... Go Baby's Fart Go..........

Told Ya #2 Red Carpert DISGRACE.......

 http://celebrity.uk.msn.com/vip-access/skyfall-premiere-celebrities-at-the-after-party Wednesday, December 21, 2011 Simply BOLLOCKS There's a rumour doing the rounds,  it even says so in the Sun. That Peter Andre & Super Tart Katie Price aka Jordan aka his ex wife. Are to get back together for the sake of the kids. BOLLOCKS, BOLLOCKS, BOLLOCKS. Granted they may try to be civil to each other for the sake of the kids. But even that won't work. As she doesn't know the meaning of the word. Won't last till New Years Eve.  But just wait till she really shows herself up in the Autumn of 2012. Low class behaviour even for her..... Posted by Christian Dion at Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Told Ya #1 Katie and Boytoy split again.....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4605886/Katie-Price-splits-from-Leandro.html Saturday, March 19, 2011 Silly Bitch....... Katie Price aka Jordan...... Is asking her latest beau  for now..... Leandro Penna........ to marry her....... Silly cow....... He can't speak or understand English, but there again neither can she. Could be the perfect match, then. Even when he asks her it won't work.

LOSER.........

Famous for being??????? Anyway hateful bitch Anne Coulter, needs to watch her step as either Karma or another nutter. Is about to hit her were it hurts. Lets see what she thinks then. There is no chance of her ever behaving like a human, as she has no soul. But unless she stops all this hate. The outcome is not good, and it's very cold.

Told YA Couldn't happen to a nicer person (sic)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2221720/Phone-hacking-Now-Piers-Morgans-Daily-Mirror-faces-legal-action-Sven-Goran-Eriksson-allegations.html Wednesday, July 20, 2011 "In my own words..." Piers Morgan.... Well, well, well .....in the  Murdoch hearings in London. One of the government committee members. Brought to light the fact. That Piers Morgan,  brags in his own book,  in his own words. That he got his scoops by phone hacking. While he worked at the  "News Of The World" Can't wait till the powers that be at CNN, have to deal with this one. The beginning of the end.  Just wait till ex reporters start spilling the beans. Posted by Christian Dion at Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Baby by Christmas 2013

For Christmas 2013 Mr & Mrs Timberlake  will be getting the sound of little feet. You heard it hear first. Fabulous......

Donald PLEASE DO..........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2221390/Donald-Trump-threatens-drop-gigantic-bombshell-President-Obama-Wednesday.html Rich Trailer Park Trash gutter snipe  Donald Trump. ( In the UK  Trump is what you call a baby's fart ) Is threatening to announce a bomb shell for President Obama on Wednesday. So he baby's fart says. Well I pray he does. Why? Well it will have completely the opposite effect that he thinks it will.... Go Baby's Fart Go..........

CHER........

http://vimeo.com/51774162 Chers new album coming soon. Here's a snip of the single from the album "Womans World" A HIT. You heard it here first. (Back on the Telly in 2013)

Family treatment required......

Moron Michael Lohan tried to do an intervention on his daughter. Due to his concern (ha ha) that she has fallen off the wagon and is back on drugs. (which she has and is). Lindsay claims that he just wants the attention, which he does. So she is saying that she isn't drinking or talking drugs (yeah right). Mother of the year Dina is also claiming that Michael is also after the attention, (true). Unlike herself who is only concerned for Lindsay's welfare (really). Here's the real deal her parents are scum and should be regarded as such. But what really needs to happen. Is that they all go into treatment. Or the goose that lays the Golden Eggs. Won't be able to lay any eggs anymore.

Told Ya N Korean Nutter...

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/10/20/us-china-korea-idUSBRE89J09U20121020 Thursday, November 25, 2010 Tick tock time for him to go....... That moron Tinpot dictator, in North Korea, Has decided to lob missiles, at South Korea, Everybody better take notice. Because this is going to get a lot worse. Before it gets any better. If people need a reference point. Remember, the 1930's Another Tinpot dictator, thought he could lob stuff at Europe. However he'll be dead by Christmas 2011. Mind you his successor will be worse. He'll use " KINDNESS "..... Posted by Christian Dion at Thursday, November 25, 2010

Money grabbing MORON...

The guy pictured with   Rihanna  above is in fact her Dad. He's up for the worst father in the World Award . Clearly he will win it hands down. Why? Well he has said the he is delighted that his daughter is back with  girlfriend beating Chris Brown. Well Mr Fenty when she's laid out in the morgue, lets see what you think then.

Told YA she'd win......

 http://perezhilton.com/2012-10-19-justin-timberlake-jessica-biel-married Monday, April 12, 2010 Kaput....... Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel. Are KAPUT…….. Duh, Told you so months ago. Very good news for her. Him well he’ll never settle, Till he finds himself……… Or wins her back...... Posted by Christian Dion at Monday, April 12, 2010

Told Ya Harry Potter loses girlfriend...

http://perezhilton.com/2012-10-19-daniel-radcliffe-splits-girlfriend-rosie-coker-breakup Tuesday, May 11, 2010 Harry "Roid" Potter Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliffe. Is trying to get a body like. Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo. For his next Broadway role. Daniel darling, you'll need steroids, lots of them. Or it won't happen. Romantic heartbreak in Autumn 2012. Posted by Christian Dion at Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Partying again.....

Not that anyone with an IQ above 2  thought that Snooki would ever be the  mother of the year. But seems her doting days of motherhood are already fading away. Snooki, is leaving her baby with anyone who take the child. So she can go party. Not good. Trouble ahead........

Told Ya Greece re ignites..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2219583/Greeks-stage-anti-austerity-strikes-Angela-Merkel-calls-Brussels-national-budgets.html Thursday, February 16, 2012 Slippery slide still...... I do hope the powers that be don't think, that this so called "Settlement" for Greece. Is going to make things better. Wrong. It's going to get really bad over the coming months. Just wait till the Autumn riots.... Posted by Christian Dion at Thursday, February 16, 2012

Won't win, but.........

This is Rylan Clark he's a finalist on the UK version of X Factor. He shouldn't win... Why? Well he can't sing.. ( but you just can't trust the producers ) But he will make a fortune. From TV.

Told Ya Foxy baby.

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2012/10/its-a-boy-for-megan-fox/   Wednesday, June 30, 2010 Short lived ring........    Megan Fox marries her beau Brian Austin Green in Hawaii the other day. She also lost the engagement ring, in the sea............ Not a sign of Good Luck. Baby in 2012. Well at least they had a nice holiday in Hawaii. Posted by Christian Dion at Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Beyonce touchdown.......

Mega Diva Beyonce. Has been signed to do the half time show for the XLVII Superbowl. Thank God. At least we will have a reason to watch. What's more it'll be the most successful show ever  in Superbowl history. Watch out for "DC" to appear.

Don't park overnight in Inglewood

Endeavour is truly home now Ha Ha..

Really too funny.....

Remember that silly bitch Michaele Salahi,  the one that gate crashed a Whitehouse party. Well she has just become engaged to some musician called Neal Schon. Can hardly type for laughing. It won't last.

Interview nightmare....

Lindsay Lohan is going to do a no holds barred interview with Barbara Walters. I can't wait it's going to be a fabulous disaster. Wonderful...... (it'll never happen)

Told Ya Splitsville.....

 http://perezhilton.com/2012-10-14-russell-crowe-and-danielle-spencer-announce-separation Friday, June 17, 2011 "How's Ya Belly Mate....." Looks like  Russell Crowe  needs to give  "Weight Watchers"  as call asap. He's going to be  in the new  " Superman". Mind you the part  he is to play, is the one that  Marlon Brando  played,  all those years ago. So maybe the belly is for a reason. But we all know what he's  like for throwing things around. Would want to be too close  when he starts throwing his weight around. Romantic split in 2012. Posted by Christian Dion at Friday, June 17, 2011

Bad times ahead.....

RHOBH star Lisa Vanderpump  famous for God knows what. Is about to face some really bad times. Including personal secrets revealed by a "Friend". As well as business failures. Well, now she will find out what real life is like. Mind you wait till her best mate. Kyle Richards. Secrets are revealed.

007 Money Bags......

007 James Bond aka Daniel Craig. Soon to be seen in the latest Bond Epic  "Skyfall" Will earn his bosses more money than ever for a Bond Movie. Which will be good when his agent goes to negotiate his next cheque.

Told Ya Octomom child abuse charges....

 http://www.tmz.com/2012/10/12/octomom-denies-sexual-abuse-blatant-lies/ Wednesday, March 3, 2010 Just go away…… Just when you thought “Octomom”, Was fading into whatever…….. Wrong, I get the feeling, she’s about to return………. Worse than ever. Wait till the child abuse turns up. Which it will....... Posted by Christian Dion at Wednesday, March 03, 2010