This moron Ladies & Gentleman.
Is Gary Goldsmith the Uncle of
aka the next Queen of England.
Who as we know is pregnant.
Well Uncle Gary, has decided to cash in on his "Fame".
By writing a tell all book.
Which as a drug addict will be full
of all sorts of crap.
Personally I can't see it getting published.
But should he find some worm who does print it.
They will have to take his royalty checks
(excuse the pun).
To the Tower of London.