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If this doesn't prove she's nuts nothing will.

 A peom by Kristen Stewart.
So sad....
My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole
I reared digital moonlight
You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black
Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
…I’ll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out into
Something Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
Through our windows boarded up
He hit your flint face and it sparked.
And I bellowed and you parked
We reached Marfa.
One honest day up on this freedom pole
Devils not done digging
He’s speaking in tongues all along the pan handle
And this pining erosion is getting dust in
My eyes
And I’m drunk on your morsels
And so I look down the line
Your every twitch hand drum salute
Salutes mine …

Comments

Anonymous said…
Hi Christian, is KStew still in for a terrible year per your prediction for 2014? ( 3 Kirsten Stewart

Well before I fall on the floor laughing, she's just going to get even worse), Thanks! Love reading your posts!
Anonymous said…
Is she copying Moe from the Simpson's? This is obviously about car sex with Rupert.
Anonymous said…
CD please please answer. Has Rob met the one he'll be with? Or will he meet her this year?
Psychic Gossip said…
let's just say CLOSE CD
T. W. said…
I will read this every time I get constipated so I can void my bowels the way she just did.

Kids, don't do drugs. T. W.
Anonymous said…
Thank you for replying. x
Anonymous said…
She is surrounded by way to many yes people. Everyone is on the her payroll.
Vangie said…
Hello CD! so happy you replied ith a kristen board, i do not care what this poem is abt,just saw a photo of kristen alana and cj, what a nice group of friends!, i am a rob's fan 100% and everytime i see a phtotof miss stewart i dislike her a tad more, which is wrong! rob is such a private guy, we rarely see him, and CD when rob may be seeing with a female, i just hope he's happy
Anonymous said…
First time I read the poem I didn't understand anything. Now that I'm reading it again I get the impression she's talking about hot sex, obviously with Rupert since you don't have sex with lovers if you're satisfied with your boyfriend and devil's name in it has to mean something hidden and forbidden so it totally smells to Rupert. Thanks for the board Christian!
Anonymous said…
There are very few people who can handle fame, success and riches at such a young age without going batty.
Anonymous said…
How close, though? months?
Anonymous said…
I cried laughing for about 5 minutes when I realized that this poem was really written by Stewart and WASN'T a spoof- couldn't stop ROTF. This is SO bad and so embarrassing for her and now is forever in print. What a wonderful gift from the comedy gods this week :) She really is so much dumber than she realizes.
Anonymous said…
In her interview she talks like a moron and this poem just sounds like she got a new Thesaurus for xmas!
Anonymous said…
Hey C.D.... Close as in he'll meet her soon or he came close to meeting her already? .....I guess I mean...is it someone already in his life or someone he's yet to meet?
Psychic Gossip said…
OK so this is the last I will say on this for a while...they are already around CD
Anonymous said…
All her interview is like a PR set up.She's using this PR word''mistake'' over and over again.What a BS,if she would have been honest for a one time maybe people would move on already.
Anonymous said…
If ''they are already around'' it would mean that he could meet her in Toronto.He will be there for at least 2 months,I guess.He's filming a movie about Dennis Stock a photographer who took iconic pics of James Dean.
Anonymous said…
Christian Dion,a serious question,I have seen nose of Rupert Sanders,it seems like he has collapse of septum.This is a known symptom of cocaine addict.Can you see something?Was he or is he drug addict?Please,answer.
Anonymous said…
LOL....T.W. you're the best ;)
Anonymous said…
Ohhhhh she loves playing. Actions always speak louder than words. She can tell a thousand times that she's honest, private and doesn't like the spotlight, then why did she make out with a married man in broad day light? why is she flipping the bird and insulting papz to get a reaction? why did she and her friends put on a Show for papz and public at Coachella? Why did she keep people guessing for years about a relationship so that she could have papz following her every day?

I laugh at her sense of honesty and privacy, she has no idea what it is.
Anonymous said…
Based on what CD said about being "close" and "already around" I take it as they've met but haven't started dating yet. Maybe it was a quick meeting. But it will happen soon. Maybe when he gets back to LA and gets a break. Am I close CD?
Anonymous said…
Where exactly is this girl from that's he supposed to meet and have they met yet?
Anonymous said…
CD said she's American, and it seems they have met already just not dating based on CD prediction.
T. W. said…
Thank you for your kind words! T. W.
Anonymous said…
Wow. Is she trying to sabotage her own career and reputation even more? She does not sound well almost like she is unraveling. I assume the drugs are taking their toole
Anonymous said…
Anon at 8:18PM this! If she's so private and focused on her art why did she sign a deal for Chanel?It brings a lot of attention for sure and her scandal is still mentioned by media.
Anonymous said…
Well hats Off to KRISTEN.......She got ALL you 27 people talking about her .Plus CD dose not know who these two will end up with ( kristen or rob ) ......As a TRUE PSYCHIC HE WOULD BE ABLE TO GIVE ALOT MORE ANSWERS AND NAMES. TIMES.ETC THAN WHAT HE DOSE.........BUT CD YOU KNOW WRITTING ANY THING ABOUT THESE TWO IS GOING TO GIVE YOU THE HITS........ AND YOUR PAYDAY LOL.NOW LETS SEE YOU POST THIS
Psychic Gossip said…
Well, well I did post your comment. Believe it or not my life doesn't revolve around any celebrity. On a side not this site doesn't earn me ANYTHING, so hits or not same difference CD
Anonymous said…
So CD I was wondering about the rest of the cast....anything on Kellan Lutz or Dakota Fanning? Good year for them?
Anonymous said…
Anonymus 2.34PM The more famewhore you are, the more comments and controversy you get. For instance, if you go to GossipCop site, Kristen's articles get thousands of comments while Jennifer Lawrence's articles only get a few. Does it mean Kristen is a better actress or person than Jennifer? Not at all. Kristen gets lots of comments because she's controversial and has made a gossip stock out of her life and career. Jennifer gets the Oscars, gets the best movies and the best reviews but gets few comments on tabloids articles because she's known for her job, talent and grace.

Do you see the difference?

Regarding CD I admire him for being able to predict facts like Kristen's cheating years before it happened. I don't expect him to give us names or addresses. Nonsense. Thanks CD for keeping up this site!!
Anonymous said…
Christian today is Valentine's day and I'd like to ask you if you can see a new love interest for Miss Stewart throughout this year or has she already a new one? Thanks.
Anonymous said…
CD knows more than he's telling, which is quite courteous. If he cared about money, he'd have sold a story long ago. If you don't think he's legit, put your money on it and see how fast he reads your past, your fears, your friends and your future. I did and was pleasantly surprised. I'd give him a radio show in a heartbeat because I respect how he handles things, with privacy and decorum. So don't come to his blog just to be another disrespectful anon idiot. Or at least put your money where your mouth is and watch him prove you wrong. But you won't because people like you only like to bash in defense of something or someone you don't really know.

Happy Valentine's Day, Christian. I hope yours is lovely.
T. W. said…
Maybe Rob and the woman are in each other's vicinity but have yet to interact. Life is like that.

I pray none of us miss the opportunities God has for us! T. W.
T. W. said…
No psychic sees everything. Human beings have free will, so we could make changes in our lives if we are forewarned. The Wiccans believe you change a person's future when you reveal it to them. The Bible talks about intecessory prayer.

I have gotten readings from CD and I am very pleased. I stand by Christian. By the way, I hope to start teaching at one of the old people's home soon. I also joke my future husband is at the roller rink. Today is Valentine's Day and I am hoping Christian throws me a bone.

Friends, don't fret if Christian does not answer your question. It means he doesn't see anything about the matter. T. W.
T. W. said…
Now I see it.

I finally had that bowel movement. T. W.
Anonymous said…
Now that Ellen Page has come out of the closet many people is wondering when / if Kristen Stewart will ever do it. Christian can you enlighten us? Thanks!
Anonymous said…
Thanks for the post CD. I had not read that poem and truly thought that was made up as part of the post as added humor. If she really wrote that and believes she is a genius then obviously she is indeed losing her sense of reality. From your last posts on this former PR couple, I am assuming they are completely free from each other except for mutual friends and acquaintances. Maybe they both will have successful careers in the future. It just seems as though Kristen Stewart is surrounded by the wrong people and nothing good will come of it. Will her parents eventually become involved and help her or are they part of the problem? Young stars don't seem to do well and she is falling apart with her poor appearance and lack of self-confidence. Why else seek love from a man twice your age and unavailable and fake a relationship with a man who doesn't care about you?
Anonymous said…
Great post 7.08AM! I also sense the absence of her parents or lack of parental guidance on her earlier years which is leading her to the current mess she actually is and I don't think they're going to get involved in her life now when she's gonna be 24. She just looks like a person who seeks love desperately and has no idea where and how to find it. She's been surrounded by lesbians girls for a while, she actually has always looked like a tomboy and wouldn't be surprised if she's in a relationship with one of them. She just seems to pick whoever is closer to her and offer her some love, no matter if that is single, married, young, old, male or female. A total mess.

I would love Christian would be more specific in regards of her love interests but I guess it's not time yet.
Vangie said…
Anonymous you are so correct, i have noticed in my opinion KS surely needs an intervention, but her parents always seem to make her live her own live, oky the only thing i never agree on is the pr story, so all these years was rob a monk, what was he doing for sex, using his hands??,ps CD will you answer this, i'm not a fan of miss stewart but that alana girl, she seems to be enjoying spendngikristen's money, and once again kristen is taking on someone else imagine, dressing like a total bum with these truckers hat!at least when she hanged with rob he had money, but i read somewhere alana is living it up spending kristen's money, i really feel sorry or her, hpe she opens her eyes soon!Sad though.
Anonymous said…
CD - Please tell us Kristen Stewart is in therapy and receiving help? I read online that she is dating Lane (co-star) and that he has a short temper. I can definitely believe he will hurt her or take her to a even more instable environment and use her for her money and fame. This woman has the worst taste in friends and companions. Her career is headed for the toilet and the people around her are flushing it.
Vangie said…
yes i agree with you only difference i don't think it's lane, i believe it's that alana girl, i really don't believe she gay, just think it's the attention she;s getting, mis stewart really has the worst taste in friends!! now she's in nashville directing a video! so since when kriten is in to country and western music/ i read she took cj with her, oh let's see how this go, awaiting the critics!CD i'm asking you to questions in one, sorry for being greedy and this concerns robert, is he happy and when will he find a GF?
Anonymous said…
I recently seen Kristen in Nashville.....CD why has Kristen put that much weight on.Is something wrong with her.
Anonymous said…
Kristen has been pregnant for years and at the robsten shippers eyes, she'll be pregnant forever though, oddly enough it's a pregnancy that only robsten shippers can see. Nobody else has notice it but them O-O isn't it funny?

Vangie said…
I never salvia got anyone preggs, geez i could of sworn you need sperm! who is miss stewart suppose to be pregnant for, rob rupert ot alana!
Anonymous said…
You still haven't answered the question. ......I have seen Kristen and l am telling you that she has got fat.S o again WHAT WRONG WITH HER IS SHE SICK CD. With more movie to make this year .... Why ALL THE WEIGHT AGAIN.
Psychic Gossip said…
No need to shout..if you visit this site often You should know that I don't always answer.....however the reason she's "FAT" is bad diet and drinking plain and simple CD
Anonymous said…
She's not fat,I can't stand her,but she looks really good in skinny jeans and t-shirt,like a normal woman.Does she have a problem with alcohol?
Anonymous said…
CD She expected you to say that Kristen is pregnant with Rob's child...

What a silly question. When you get fat, mostly it is due to a bad diet, when you're sick you usually lose weight, you don't put on weight.

Anyway, she doesn't look fat, she looks healthier now since she's always been too skinny, she practically looked like a boy.

Anonymous said…
How do you know if Im female or male......And I asked CD the questions and not YOU... By the way CD thanks.
Anonymous said…
Oh did I hit a nerve? You're a female, even if you tell me you're a male I know you're a female.

Since this is a public board where everybody can express their views, I'm just exercising my right and you don't even have to reply me, if you don't feel like it.
Anonymous said…
You are so wrong I'm a male .And a proud Gay one at that .Also a fan of Kristin. Since who this is about andNot You. You need to ffind your own life.......
Anonymous said…
Hey Cd any news on Robert new girl friend. ..Is she in the picture yet. I think she is. ... since Kstew is wearing alot of Roberts clothes and has been pazzed in them. Do you have a name yet for Robert girl friend. If so please share.
Thanks
Anonymous said…
Waiting. .... Still NO COMMENT CD. ..LOL
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Anonymous said…
What are you waiting for. .... More tabloid story to comment on....YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT THOSE TWO Because you haven't said a thing about the last to comment in 3 weeks = FAKE AND $$$$$££££££££££$$$$$$$$ $ ONLY.
Psychic Gossip said…
You are going to have along wait then CD
Psychic Gossip said…
PS there a lot about alot I don't reveal CD
Anonymous said…
RIGHT...I know a few REAL Psychic and If you were as good as them you can say more than quote Tabloid gossip. That what you do. So you don't have a insight to them as you claim=£££££€€€€€$$$$$$ $ Only ...
Psychic Gossip said…
Oh dear
You really do seems to be a little upset.
As I have said before if you had taken the care to check.
This blog DOES NOT make money.
It's just a blog CD
Anonymous said…
lol Christian, it's my birthday, can we get another fun Kris one? Maybe one about her "pregnancy" while People mag has her favorite liquor concoctions while filming in NYC :) I'm sick of sad news and Justin Bieber everywhere, people need relief. Pretty please? These comments are just too fun.
Psychic Gossip said…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY....her pregnancy I can barely type for laughing...the only way she'll get pregnant is with a turkey baster..CD
Psychic Gossip said…
P.S doesn't she know that booze and pregnancy do not mix ha ha CD
Anonymous said…
lmao!
Anonymous said…
you would think her fans know that, but they really don't, they're doing polls on the due date and when they think she and Rob were secretly married! it's getting unreal and scary, Christian. Do you think it will die down? I thought it would last year but it's still odd.
Anonymous said…
Christian said Rob is about to surface with his next gf - or at least they are close to getting together anyways - So hopefully when this happens all the lies circling them will end. I can't wait to see who his new gf will be. CD please answer will they be introduced through friends?
Anonymous said…
Hey C.D ...do you still feel that rob is single right now and still close to meeting "the one? ....or have things changed a little and she's now around?
Anonymous said…
rob is single and gay. its pretty obvious
Anonymous said…
In that case, Kristen is gay and obviously in a relationship with her special friend.
Anonymous said…
CD why did you remove the question about Heather Necole? Has Rob's lawyer contacted you?
Psychic Gossip said…
I didn't know it had been removed looking into it now CD
Anonymous said…
I hear she's friends with his friend Sam Bradley and that's how they met. Apparently she's touring with him this summer. I think she's pretty and she'd be good for him. I hope it's true.
Anonymous said…
Christian, what is your take on the Radaronline artcle on the 9th of April Rob and Kristen still see each other? Do you think there is ant truth to all this?

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