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Friday, December 4, 2015

Thank God for Auto Spell


Well then, Jaden Smith.
He who never finished school.
Is penning books that "HE" believes,
 will impact the whole World.
He believes he's in contact with Aliens etc, 
who are helping him write.
Can't wait.
The lines at the 99c stores,
 are going to be around the block, 
for this best seller ...
Parents need to watch in 2016, DANGER

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Such shade.

T. W. said...

Aren't they $¢ientologists?

GussyKnotts said...

He looks and sounds like a closet Scientologist.

Anonymous said...

Don't get mad me asking but wonder how this work. If Rob PR with twig then why they still together if they not have anything to PR for? I mean they not doing promoting. What is for? I just to ask why these fake couple not just be done? I hope not get mad just to know that's all. All these sayings of wedding soon and they still sighting together out. Just wondering

Erika Byrne said...


Hysterical Christian. lol

All my love.
xx

jane uk said...

Look out for it in poundland.

Anonymous said...

Stop laughing Christian! The boy is willing to finish a book even if he didn't complete his schooling.. Lol.. Okay.

Anonymous said...

Good grief. And I mean the comments, not Christian.

CyndiTx123 said...

I love a good giggle!! This whole family seems weird…… but weird is good, but they really seem out there…..

Anonymous said...

To Anon at 5:15AM,I'm also wondering.

T. W. said...

If they broke up as soon as there was nothing to promote everyone would know it was PR.

Anonymous said...

Maybe CD was told not to say anything. Maybe he's getting in trouble if he was to say anything about it being fake. I think CD was told to keep quiet.

Christian Dion said...

Ha HA telling me to keep quiet, good luck with that CD

Anonymous said...

I'm not saying you don't hold your own. I just thought maybe since they tell mags when to release things they could have asked you to not give away their PR plan. PR teams seem shady anyways and since it's gonna be extended again till next year it seems. I figured it made sense.

Loveisall said...

Christian already said the end of the year. True it's the end of the year, but just trust that this will end when it's meant to. ;) One thing he has taught me is timing is the hardest to pin down!
Patience love. x

And your post Christian about Jaden, he's far too young to even know what to pen down about life. Smh.

Anonymous said...

Right on. .!!! CD, he tells it like it is!

Anonymous said...

Lol!

I just thought maybe you were tired of repeating yourself? Just a guess.

Anonymous said...

Twigs just opened an online store of products since her music hasn't sold. She just went to a small market to sell cds in person bc it hasn't done well and she's trying to get the bar G-A-Y to give her a gig, when a year ago she couldn't even get in the door according to her twitter. Still plenty to sell and Rob is nice, he won't dump her during the holidays. I don't think anyone could tell Christian what to say or not to say. Hi CD!

Anonymous said...

I hope T and Rob are in your new years list of predictions even if you don't like talking about them. Also lots of talk about Kristen getting an Oscarnom this year, do you see that? It's good banter and makes all the war and death a bit easier to handle.

Anonymous said...

So they not be break up by New Years? I hear CD say they not make it to NYE. Does he still say true?

Anonymous said...


The sins of the father. And mother. You really can spoil a kid rotten or just plain stupid. Just because you've made a lot of $$$ and have had some career success doesn't mean your children are geniuses.

Anonymous said...

I always predicted a "quiet" breakup that won't be revealed until next year but happened at the end of this year, if that makes sense.

Anonymous said...

Yes he did say that it would be over by new years, timing is always the toughest thing to nail down.

Anonymous said...

Rob and Twigs have been seen having a dinner in London 2 days ago,so it doesn't look like a break up is planned soon.

Anonymous said...

But Andrew and Emma had dinner together a few times and they were already broken up.

Anonymous said...

It's not like Rob had nothing to promote this week or anything...

Anonymous said...

I don't know about Emma and Andrew,were they asked about the break up by some serious journalists?I remember Christian saying that Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are together and it's good for them but she said in her recent interview she was single.So it means you never know if the relationship will last.

Anonymous said...

Does CD still say this is ending by NYE? He said once it was extended to end of year but it wouldn't see bother New year. Did he change his mind?

Anonymous said...

CD said it was extended to the end of a year and he didn't know why.He said it in May,If I remember corectly.

Anonymous said...

Something can be good and not last. It depends on the type of relationship.

Anonymous said...

CH sounded like Jen and Chris would be together for some time but they even weren't seen together walking down the street or attending together a premiere,walking the red carpet.