So it looks like,
Wayne "Overpaid Footballer" Rooney.
Is bringing the wife & kids to live in LA.
Just like the Beckhams did.
I hope they don't think,
that they are going to settle and fit in.
As they say in Yorkshire,
although he's not from there.
"You can take the kid out of the council house (Projects).
But you can't take the council house (projects).
Out of the kid".
There's not enough suncream 100+ in LA,
to stop them from frying alive ha ha.