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Inch worm........


Justin " My Favorite Lesbian" Bieber.
Has come up with a wonderful new idea.
He's going to insure his dick for $5m.
Now I assume that's a Million an inch.
But he shouldn't worry,
 I'm sure they have discount for narrowness.

Comments

Anonymous said…

He's entering Lindsay Lohan Land now.
Anonymous said…
He's Canadian, so he's probably insuring it by the centimeter...
T. W. said…
Does the insurance cover STDs?
Anonymous said…
He has kind of lost it. And believes the hype about him I hope he saves his money.
Common Sense said…
As hilarious as that sounds, WHY on earth would he insure his appendage? It's not like he is a porn star or anything. He is a singer! I don't get it. Crazy!

Also, the boy is 22 years old. His father acts like an adolescent himself, and apparently he and his mother are not talking and haven't been since his bad public behavior. Like any child, any person, we all need family and a solid foundation. Who are his mentors? Certainly not his father. I actually feel sorry for him, even though he has acted like a spoiled brat. When you can do whatever you want, when you want, and there are no repercussions to your behavior, life loses its meaning and purpose. A different girl every week loses its appeal. I would think eventually you feel bored and empty. I hope he gets the help he needs and drops out of the limelight for a few years. It would do him so good.

Anonymous said…
Lol CD you're mean
Anonymous said…
He must of had an implant to extend it, I guess that is his only assest he can offer besides his cash.
Anonymous said…
Whatever he has keeps the women coming back for more....looked as Selena Gomez , she is still dick whooped!!
Maria said…
Inchworm, LOL!
Anonymous said…
Anon 8/22 6:42 asks some good questions.
Anonymous said…
CD, please, please can you say something about Mia Wasikowska and Robert Pattinson? There is a rumor they could be dating. Please answer :)
Unknown said…
Yes I've heard the rumours but I don't think they are because they are good friends but I do remember CD say that rob will or already has found someone who isn't famous.
Anonymous said…
Really who cares?

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