So wannabe Royal Meghan Markle,
is about to start a PR campaign.
Well, she would like to be Princess.
Her team would like it too.
But, the Old Guard at the Palace.
Don't want it.
To them she has many negatives.
Here are a few
1 She's not British.
2 She's an actress
(they are only mistress material)
3 She's been married.
4 She's been divorced.
5 She's been pictured naked.
So what will her team do.
They will show her big nice things with kids.
Some relatives, most not.
They will have her helping,
the homeless or similar.
Perhaps adopting a pet.
But it's all a waste of time.
Even Prince Harry,
who "Lillibet" adores.
Will be able to swing this one..