As we approach the upcoming wedding,
of Pippa Middelton & her non Prince.
(She seems to think it's a Royal one, NOT).
I do hope that she's not thinking.
That the tatty affair she's planning.
Will, top her sisters wedding.....
I sense that the whole thing is going to dive.
Into a complete, and delightful mess.
I mean it's not like it's going to last.....