Food for Thought I hope.
So while all you 'Born Agains' are
"Doing what Jesus would do"
Stuffing your face at Chic-fil-A...
Here are few other things to swallow down with your
Waffle Fries
-If you have a dream that's against God, you must be killed (Deut. 13:5)
-If two guys are
fighting and the wife of one of them comes to help, but she grabs him
by his dick, her hand needs to be cut off (Deut. 25:11-12)
-If you curse your parents you must be killed (Leviticus 20:9)
-If you have sex on your period, both of the participants are to be banished (Leviticus 20:18)
-If you have a physical or mental handicap, you're going to hell (Leviticus 21:17-18)
-You can't eat fat (Leviticus 3:17)
-If you're stubborn, you are to be stoned by your parents (Deut. 21:18-21)
-If a man beats his slave with a rod and the slave dies, he must be
punished. BUT if the slave gets up after a day or two, he's safe
because the slave is his property. (Exodus 21:20-21)
-A rape victim must marry her/his rapist. (Deut. 22:28-29)
-If you work on Sunday you must be put to death (Exodus 35:2)
-If a man cheats on a woman, they must both be killed -and vice versa (Deut. 20:10)
-Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)
-If a man sleeps with his wife and her mother, they must ALL be put to death (Leviticus 20:14)
-You can't touch pig skin, but you should eat locusts (Leviticus 11:22)
-Having sex during a woman's period. Put to death
-No Eating animals without split hooves.
-No eating Fish without fins or without scales (sorry catfish lovers)
-No Sex until 33 days after birthing son or 66 days after birthing daughter.
-No wearing Clothing with different kinds of material
-No Planting of fields with different kinds of seeds.
-No Trimming hair on sides of beard or sides of head.
I could go on.
-If you're stubborn, you are to be stoned by your parents (Deut. 21:18-21)
-If a man beats his slave with a rod and the slave dies, he must be punished. BUT if the slave gets up after a day or two, he's safe because the slave is his property. (Exodus 21:20-21)
-A rape victim must marry her/his rapist. (Deut. 22:28-29)
-If you work on Sunday you must be put to death (Exodus 35:2)
-If a man cheats on a woman, they must both be killed -and vice versa (Deut. 20:10)
-Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)
-If a man sleeps with his wife and her mother, they must ALL be put to death (Leviticus 20:14)
-You can't touch pig skin, but you should eat locusts (Leviticus 11:22)
-Having sex during a woman's period. Put to death
-No Eating animals without split hooves.
-No eating Fish without fins or without scales (sorry catfish lovers)
-No Sex until 33 days after birthing son or 66 days after birthing daughter.
-No wearing Clothing with different kinds of material
-No Planting of fields with different kinds of seeds.
-No Trimming hair on sides of beard or sides of head.
I could go on.
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