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Friday, March 6, 2015

" Misery " indeed ...

Actor Bruce Willis, 
will at some time this year be appearing.
On Broadway.
I wonder if he knows he'll have to learn,
 all is his lines.
Before he goes on stage.
Don't bother to buy tickets.


Anonymous said...

Oh dear. I remember reading about a movie he was in with a younger actor who got fed up with Bruce not knowing his lines.

T. W. said...

This is funny!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm I didn't know he had trouble with his lines, guess that's why his career is basically in the toilet.

Anonymous said...

Christian, this is a question about actors who do know their lines. Who do you think will host the Oscars next year? I think Tina Fey and Amy Poehler would be a great choice!