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TOLD YA.. Sooner not later....

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7100480/katie-price-new-essex-toyboy-behind-kris-boyson-back/ There's alot in a Name.... May 29, 2018 The UK's version of Kim Kardashian, Katie Price. Has to pick up the bill after a romantic lunch.. With her new boyfriend Kris "Boy"son.... He does appear to be looking for his wallet. But, he seems to have left it elsewhere.... Just like his brains..... Won't see Xmas.....

TOLD YA... Loony bin next.....

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6738174/katie-price-filthy-mansion-dirty-furniture-rubbish-clothes/  I have mentioned her before... July 08, 2017 Katie "Jordan" Price. UK reality Star. Kinda the,  UK Kim Kardashian.... Is getting even wierder. Seems to me the cliff edge.  Is very, very close.

TOLD YA,, She's still at the Devils Dandruff...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5905131/Katie-Price-snorted-cocaine-cope-breakdown-marriage-Kieran-Hayler.html Breakdown ahead....... April 02 2017 For those of you who don't know who this is. Her name is Katie Price,  shes a reality Star in the UK. Think Brit Kim Kardashian, I know not pretty. Well, I just saw these pics of her.. Looks to me as thought she's about to hit the deck. It won't be pretty either.............. Once down, she'll see the result of her Karma. Due to all the crap that she has done to others.

WTF... A silly idea....

HRH  The Duke of Cambridge will visit Israel ,  Jordan and the Occupied Palestinian Territories. This summer. At the request of PM Theresa May and her gang. This has to be the most stupid idea out of  10 Downing S t , in years. They are setting him up as a massive target. Sadly I feel that he'll not be the same when/if he returns form this visit.

I have mentioned her before...

Katie "Jordan" Price. UK reality Star. Kinda the,  UK Kim Kardashian.... Is getting even wierder. Seems to me the cliff edge. Is very, very close.

TOLD YA, Another Katie Price selfie behaviour

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3437144/katie-price-decided-to-leave-princess-9-at-the-airport-so-she-could-go-on-holiday-to-the-maldives/ Breakdown ahead....... April 02 2017 For those of you who don't know who this is. Her name is Katie Price,  shes a reality Star in the UK. Think Brit Kim Kardashian, I know not pretty. Well, I just saw these pics of her.. Looks to me as thought she's about to hit the deck. It won't be pretty either.............. Once down, she'll see the result of her Karma. Due to all the crap that she has done to other.

Breakdown ahead.......

For those of you who don't know who this is. Her name is Katie Price,  shes a reality Star in the UK. Think Brit Kim Kardashian, I know not pretty. Well, I just saw these pics of her.. Looks to me as thought she's about to hit the deck. It won't be pretty either.............. Once down, she'll see the result of her Karma. Due to all the crap that she has done to other.

Off the rails....

Katie "Famous for being Famous" Price. She's a UK reality Star. She's always been bloody nuts. But, of late she's just getting worse. In fact so bad is her behaviour, of late.... That she's in danger of not making it through, 2017..

I promise it wasn't me.....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4750745/katie-price-married-stripper-after-psychics-advice.html Katie marries stripper due Psychic advice.....

Won't work.........

Supertart Katie Price aka Jordan,  is set to marry again. Maybe she's hoping the 3rd times a charm. The idiot who she is marrying is  Kieran Hayler  a builder and part time stripper. Don't you just love the sanctity of marriage? ps He's a real danger.

Told Ya #2 Red Carpert DISGRACE.......

 http://celebrity.uk.msn.com/vip-access/skyfall-premiere-celebrities-at-the-after-party Wednesday, December 21, 2011 Simply BOLLOCKS There's a rumour doing the rounds,  it even says so in the Sun. That Peter Andre & Super Tart Katie Price aka Jordan aka his ex wife. Are to get back together for the sake of the kids. BOLLOCKS, BOLLOCKS, BOLLOCKS. Granted they may try to be civil to each other for the sake of the kids. But even that won't work. As she doesn't know the meaning of the word. Won't last till New Years Eve.  But just wait till she really shows herself up in the Autumn of 2012. Low class behaviour even for her..... Posted by Christian Dion at Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Told ya......Just about a week.......

Wednesday, December 21, 2011 Simply BOLLOCKS There's a rumour doing the rounds,  it even says so in the Sun. That Peter Andre & Super Tart Katie Price aka Jordan aka his ex wife. Are to get back together for the sake of the kids. BOLLOCKS, BOLLOCKS, BOLLOCKS. Granted they may try to be civil to each other for the sake of the kids. But even that won't work. As she doesn't know the meaning of the word. Won't last till New Years Eve.  But just wait till she really shows herself up in the Autumn of 2012. Low class behaviour even for her.....   Posted by Psychic Gossip at Wednesday, December 21, 2011 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4025861/Katie-Price-Peter-Andre-is-so-cruel.html

Simply BOLLOCKS

There's a rumour doing the rounds,  it even says so in the Sun. That Peter Andre & Super Tart Katie Price aka Jordan aka his ex wife. Are to get back together for the sake of the kids. BOLLOCKS, BOLLOCKS, BOLLOCKS. Granted they may try to be civil to each other for the sake of the kids. But even that won't work. As she doesn't know the meaning of the word. Won't last till New Years Eve.  But just wait till she really shows herself up in the Autumn of 2012. Low class behaviour even for her.....

Ticket to ????????????

Katie " Jordan/Supertart" Price. Is in Los Angeles. 1st stop " The Ivy"  the over rated celebrity hangout  that's the place you go to make sure you are seen. Silly bitch. 2nd stop plastic surgeon. She's here to have her face fixed. Well that'll take years. So if she is going to stay that long I need a ticket out of here.

Katie Price GPS.............

  Katie " Jordan " Price, it seems found a GPS tracking device on her car. It's the only  PINK Range Rover in the UK........... Who needs a tracking device.............. Silly bitch................

Silly Tart........

Katie " Jordan " Price 33... Is about to write her fifth autobiograpy. As well as launching a " Mens " magazine. You can't make this stuff up. I wonder where she keeps her pens?

Told Ya......Jordan & Toyboy bye bye

Monday, March 7, 2011 Speaky no English........ Katie Price  aka Jordan. Is all in a thither  as she awaits the arrival. In the UK  of her lastest beau Argentinian hunk Leandro Penna. He is the male model/actor  that she picked up for a one night stand. In West Hollywood, after the Oscars. At Sir Elton John's party. She is a little nervous  that he doesn't speak English.... Neither does she... So it's a perfect match....... Hope he isn't expecting a Xmas pressie. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/3848820/Katie-Price-and-Leandro-Penna-in-shock-split.html

WARNING.....Bizare Alien in the USA, very soon !!!

Dear America, In the very near future you may see the above bus, on the highways/streets of your wonderful country. When you do run...... As it is the   "Doomsday Time Machine ". That is transporting  Katie " Jordan/Supertart " Price  to your shores. She is intending to do a road trip for Fox Television. Starting in New York ending in Los Angeles. This is truly the beginning of the end.........  But don't panic it will go the way of her SKY TV show. THE GUTTER.

DAMN.........

" I WON'T EMIGRATE " Katie Price... ( No but the boyfriend will go home ) http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3705378/Katie-Price-I-wont-emigrate-with-Leandro-Penna.html

Cuppa Joe ?.......

Pop Star Peter Andre is to open a chain of coffee shops starting in the UK. BRILLIANT...... They will be a big hit. Plus anything that brings him success,  which he deserves. But at the same time pisses off his ex wife,  Katie Price is wonderful. He should save all the coffee grinds  and send them to her by the truck load. So she can use them as self tanner...... At least she'd look less orange.