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Happy Thursday….. “ My Dears…” Selfie Time….

 "Everything Old, Is New Again !!!"

Happy First Day of Spring to All...

" New Life " 

Special Offer for Babyfarts 100th day.....

In celebration of Babyfarts' 100th day.  A Very Special Offer. Free Magnifying Glass,  with purchase of this wonderful Portrait. Your neighbours will be "GREEN" with envy when you hang this above your fireplace. "HAIR of a "DOG" http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/609592/Donald-Trump-The-Simpsons-video-TV-funny-cartoon-television-clip-simson-Ivanka-Trump   Well, he did at least he keep 3 of the above promises.        **************************************       What a 4yr old "Sees"when he looks at                            Trump/Babyfart.         "I am so tired, I want trump FIRED!!!"                   ...

Bombs won't work ...

The nutter that lives at 10 Downing St. Seems to have been reading,  Maggie Tatcher's  old diaries . He wants to bomb the crap out of Syria. When he should be going after the money. That would stop this overnight. Complete prick, and no doubt a little one.

Jimmy Kimmel will be a $1.000 by Xmas.

Those idiots from that stupid show   Batchelorette Kaitlyn Bristowe & Shawn Booth  Promise to Pay Jimmy Kimmel, $1,000 If They Break Up. Good for you Jimmy, you should have bet more. They'll be done by years end...... Shame the show won't go the same way.

Detour ahead ....

As everything appears to be going from strength to strength on the career front. For Portia De Rossi .. I can't say the same for her privately. I get the feeling that she's,,  not taking good care of herself. I see a going away period ahead.

Opens in Blackpool July 4th...

My pal Richard Shelton. He of "Emmerdale Farm" fame. Is opening his tour  " The Main Event" In Blackpool  ( my home town) July 4th. Go see it. It's going to be a hit. Coming to the States soon. My other pal  Clive Chennery  is the producer. Two for the price of one ha ha.

Spirit Light.......

The tabloids are all abuzz that the pic above of my friend Uri Geller house. They seem to think the flash of light is  a bad omen. As in the Omen movie. IDIOTS. It's just Spirit paying a visit plain and simple. Ignore the haters Uri.