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What If God had changed his Mind ???

  WHAT IF GOD HAD CREATED EVE FIRST? A Slightly Irreverent Reconsideration of Creation, Humanity, Men, Women, Religion, War, Sex, Power, and Why God Might Occasionally Wonder Where It All Went Wrong In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth. So far, so good. Light appeared. The oceans settled down. Mountains rose. Trees grew. Flowers bloomed. Birds flew. Fish swam. Dinosaurs presumably wandered about for a while until somebody in management decided that experiment had become unnecessarily large. Then came the animals. Elephants, giraffes, lions, butterflies, dogs, cats, mosquitoes and several creatures whose purpose remains difficult to establish. Finally God looked across Creation and thought: “I need someone sensible in charge of all this.” So God created Eve. First. Not from anybody’s rib. Not as somebody’s assistant. Not because somebody else was lonely. Not as an afterthought. Not as a companion manufactured from spare anatomical material. Just Eve. The first hum...
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