THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES !!! Or, Coco Chanel & Christian Dior Spend a Night at the Museum A Gloriously Camp, Occasionally Scandalous, thoroughly Mischievous adventure in Fashion, Fame, Fortune & the Extraordinary business of getting Dressed. A fictional encounter between two very real fashion legends. Chapter One: Two French Ghosts & A Very British Fog London. November. 11:47 p.m. The sort of November night that makes even the pigeons consider emigrating. A thick fog had descended upon South Kensington, wrapping the elegant Victorian buildings in a grey blanket so dense that the street lamps appeared to be illuminating nothing more substantial than boiled cabbage. Outside the Victoria and Albert Museum, a black Rolls-Royce materialized from the mist. It stopped. Its rear passenger door opened. Out stepped a small, slender woman wearing a perfectly tailored black suit, a string of pearls, a neat little hat and an expression suggesting th...