"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

Country Superstar Chely Wright, has come out of the closet. Well this is going to get very interesting. As of all the music genres country, is the most homophobic. But I think she'll be more popular, in the long run.

So Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon, married just two years. Renewed their vows the other day. Pray tell, what are they trying to prove? That they are married? Or that it is a real marriage? My thought. "Ye doth protest too much". However they will be pregnant by years end. Times two, one of each.......

Uwe Mitzscherlich, a German nutter. Has married his cat. He bribed an official to make it legal. OK I could say something naughty. But, this is OK ? But same sex marriage is not. So much for sanctity of marriage.