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Not enough.............

Lindsay Lohan, has booked herself into rehab. Somewhere, in Southern California......... The problem here is that ...... She has booked herself, into a rehab place, that she picked. So you know, that is is a soft option place. Not what she needs.......... She needs a hard core rehab....... A no excuse place.......... A do as we say place......... Not a do as you please place. This is not going to help her at all. Truly sad............

Too cheap.............

Alex Reid aka Mr Jordan. Has recorded his own version of The Police's Roxanne,  which by the way is his, Drag persona..... Which he seems to think will be a hit. No........... It's a flop in more ways than one. Plus he needs a new wig....... He looks like a cheap imitation, of Cher's half breed.

It's all a load of balls............

Next Monday  Oct 4th..... On the Logo channel, A new reality shows starts. " The A List of New York"  (Housewives with balls). It is going to be a massive runaway hit. Be sure to set you tivo's.  You won't want to miss a second of it.

On your knees boys...........

If Bishop Eddie Long....... He of that Georgia Megachurch. Who is being sued,  at the moment by, Four young men for sexual misconduct. Thinks that praying is going to make this go away. Wrong............ He may get to settle it out of court. Which he will then think he's won. But a little later.... All hell will break out. Once his wife files for divorce. Which may take more than one attempt. This is going to make Tigers Mistress list. Look like an ants shopping list. This is just going to get worse & worse. But when you are a hypocrite. This is what happens. Just wait till the feds go after these CROOKS.  Re the fiddling.......

Bad Manners..........

I know  David "Goldenballs" Beckham. Has a lot on his plate at the moment.... With that Hooker Yarn, which by he way is  " Bollocks" But it is no excuse to be rude. Goldenballs, made an reservation, at a Famous Italian restaurant. In Los Angeles........... He wanted, to get in via the back door, to avoid the paparazzi....... The Maitre D' even cleaned up the back door area, for his highness . But Goldenballs was a no show......... Not even a phone call to cancel. Or a call the next day to apologise ....... They say you can judge a man by his manners. So I guess now we know........ "RUDE"

Two left feet...........

David "The Hoff" Hasslehoff, who was kicked off DWTS. After one dance............ Has the rumour mill skipping. That he wanted to be dismissed, so he could romance, his pro dance partner. Kym Johnson.......... Trust me me Kym, has much better taste than him.

Told Ya.......Sept 20th 2010

Monday, September 20, 2010 No problem, really......... So just the other day  Lindsay Lohan. Admitted that she............. Failed a court order drug test.     Now she admits she has a drug problem. But when she came out of rehab early..... She stated she didn't have a problem. So did her mother and her father........ Well she does........ She says so....... She'll be in jail by months end.......... But it still doesn't look good her future.

Sad times at Cruiseville..............

So as Tommy Boy..... Get's himself ready to film Mission Impossible 4...... (which will be a #1 money maker, but crap) By working out hours & hours everyday. Sticking to a very strict diet....... As well as getting Botox for his wrinkles. Restalyne to fill out the crags in his face. Along with facials to make him young & smooth. His "Wife" tells him that she, doesn't want anymore children. She want to just concentrate on your career. Personally I thought she was, concentrating on her career........ Acting as Mrs Cruise............ Oh Well............ No doubt divorce soon ..................

How to sell a tabloid...........

The rumour mill is a buzz..... That A list actress Jennifer Anniston, is back with singer/song writer John Mayer. What a pile of bollocks........ Trust me, she's not that stupid.... Granted she may be seen with him. But a relationship.......... Marriage........... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Not going too far...........

If you think with all the fuss over Oprah's. Final season, and it's only week one. That she will disappear from out TV screens. To run a B&B in Santa Barbara.......... Wrong............ Trust me, Oprah will still be on our screens daily. All be it on cable........... Her own.....................

See ya soon.............

Paris Hilton, copped a deal in Las Vegas, for her cocaine bust. The powers that be dropped the felony charge. For two misdemeanors........ For which she got two six month sentences, suspended. Which means that if she screws up in the next twelve months. She'll go to jail......... Let's hope they have bought the pink paint,  in readiness for her visit.

No problem, really.........

So just the other day  Lindsay Lohan. Admitted that she............. Failed a court order drug test.     Now she admits she has a drug problem. But when she came out of rehab early..... She stated she didn't have a problem. So did her mother and her father........ Well she does........ She says so....... She'll be in jail by months end.......... But it still doesn't look good her future.

There's a wind to blow........

There's a breeze, a wind, nay hurricane,  beginning to blow. First over the United Kingdom, Europe, then America............... The fear mongering that is taking place, is extremely dangerous. First, the powers that be promote "fear." They say the poor and unemployed are lazy. They tell people to work for free, to receive their unemployment benefit. Which only helps the companies, that support the powers that be. These companies make major profits, on the backs of the said unemployed. Which by their very actions, take away the jobs. That the said lazy unemployed, are supposed to look for. While working at those very jobs,  to receive their unemployment benefits. That they the"Unemployed" have already paid their dues for while previously working. Next the powers that be are removing from the Media. Anyone who is or appears to be, slightly Left of Genghis Khan. They, the powers that be ...... Do not want any voice of descent. As we witness this change as it b

Windy Pope.......

So the Pope is in the United Kingdom. For which the people of the UK. Pick up the tab.......... Considering the UK is not a Catholic Country. Seems a bit cheeky to me........ Especially since the Pope's, right hand man said  " Flying into Heathrow is like entering a third World country" Well here's my view of the whole thing.

Bye Bye Bravo...........

When are those idiots  Tareq & Michaele Salahi  from  "The "REAL" Housewives of D.C." Going to get their comeuppance? Very soon........... They claim that "Bravo", is stopping them from talking ab out the "State dinner" farce. Not true............... They are going to be fired............ FABULOUS............... But wait till she runs off with a muso.

Jlo + one year = $12 million.........

So JLo has signed on to be a judge on American Idol. For a year.................. Of course she'll be a  great judge and help to the contestants. As well as looking fabulous....... But do you think she's worth the $12 million price tag? I don't............... I think the writing is on the wall for the show.  This is her way of getting the show she wants, with her hubby.......Marc Anthony. But that show won't happen.  As the marriage won't last past 2011. But just wait till all the  " Black Magic " stuff starts to appear.........won't be pretty.  

Told Ya..........

Friday, August 13, 2010 Public Suicide................ WTF is up with George Michael ??????? Yet again he's been arrested for DUI & Drugs. In London Thursday........ This time he's going to go to prison Why does some one who has everything, as the World would say. Money, Fame, Fans..... An ador ing boyfriend " Kenny Goss " Who's going to walk soon. I think he's trying to commit public suicide. So he's depressed....... Oh Dear.......... Try living on minimum wage, that's depressing... Get a life George.............. Get a therapist..........

I'm a real pistol...............

Spencer "The Pratt" Pratt. Was arrested in Costa Rica..... Why.......... He was carrying a gun......... The sad part is they RELEASED him. Please, go re arrest him........... Throw him in a cell, then throw away the keys. For the sake of all humanity.......

No greens..............

Halle Berry's new beau......... Olivier Martinez, maybe be pretty....... A model & actor......... But he's a diva..... At his favourite restaurant in L.A. He insists on the same table,  outside........ The same meal.......... With nothing green on his plate. Ermmmmmm, Maybe Halle can get him to eat some spinach, to keep his strength up. Stork pays Halle a visit in 2013/4........ A little boy. Lets hope he's nothing like his father.

Dear Kate...............

Dear Kate Middleton. Prince William's wife to be..... As well as the future Queen of England. Please take no notice of that bitch........ Camilla........... She is so jealous of you. That is why she is behaving towards you like she is. You have to remember that she is a WHORE......... In fact she comes from a long line of WHORES........ Why would you listen to anything this bitch says. Kate....... Just carry on being YOU........ That's who Williams loves............... Plain and Simple......... YOU............... Which also means that once you are Royal. Remember where ever you are there will be cameras. Especially on holiday. Beware summer/autumn 2012.

No more diapers............

Oh Dear......... All is not well in "Cruiseville" Katie Holmes............ aka Mrs Tom Cruise............... Has declared that she doesn't want anymore children. So far Tommy has remained quite. But here's my prediction. Within two years she will serve him divorce papers.

WTF.............

I know that I have mentioned this before........ But these stupid morons. Who claim to be good  "Christians". Are on September 11th. Going to burn copies of the Koran.  When this goes tits up. Ending in more killing of Men & Women in the forces in Iraq & Afghanistan.  Then what is the genius named Terry Jones,  who is behind this idea going to say? To add insult to injury he is a Pastor. A man of God................ Personally I think he is a  "WANKER"

Sunset Bitch...........rising........

Starting today  till the 26th Sept at the 'Waterloo East Theatre" West End Star  Miss Jessica Martin. Opens in her one woman show " Sunset Bitch" As "Veronique Raymond". Get your tickets now........ This is going to be a sell out. She's bloody amazing.............

Shut up................

Rapper  Kayne West,  is heading for a breakdown. He's spouting, off allover the place ........ About everything and nothing..... All the time. He really needs to go to see a therapist. Or,  we will be reading his obituary.

One expensive tart.......

UK football star Wayne Rooney, who earns $200.000 a week........... Has been caught again with a hooker. This time a $2.000 a night tart. So what you might say. Well he's married....... Also his wife is pregnant. This isn't the first time he's done this. This time the wife will forgive him. But next time she won't forgive him. Oh there will be a next, in fact many within the year... She'll divorce him............. Plus this will be the beginning of end of his career.

It's a red light, Lindsay.........

Dina Lohan keeps spouting that her daughter is fine. Well............. Lindsay was driving her Maserati, she apparently ran a RED LIGHT. Hit a baby stroller........ Then left the scene....... Yeah, Dina she seems fine to me. It is only going to get worse..........

Twinkle toes, not...........

I know I said I wasn't going to watch DWTS. Here's one reason....... (well two really) Bristol Palin........ means her mother will turn up. Aghhhhhhhhhh...... Bristol will make Kate Gosselin look like,   Ginger Rodgers.. It wouldn't surprise me if the producers fiddle the figures to keep her in till the final, God Help Us

Gaga Xmas

Lady Gaga has a new fame zone. A comic book will hit the stores in November. It's going to not only be a smash. But the most demanded stocking filler at Christmas. Better order early.......

Definatly NOT Dancing With The Stars..........

So we now know the new cast of "Dancing with The Stars" What a cast of crap they are. This is going to be the worst season ever. I'm mean some guy called "The Situation". Who's claim to fame is his abs......... But wait till he goes to jail... But the worst of all is Bristol Palin. This is the same girl, who told young people to abstain. Who now has an illegitimate child. I won't be watching............