"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

Oh Dear,  it seems that all  is not well  in the  Wonderful World of  Jordan & Alex. You know her  maybe as Katie Price. She who is "famou s" for being "famous ". Who is married to Alex, the cross dressing cage fighter. Just ordinary normal folk ? They will be split by Easter....

OK, so no one else is going to say this. Katie Holmes aka Mrs Tom Cruise. Needs to get away from her current life. Before she cracks up completely. Under pressure of her husband and the crackpots, that surround him. From that cult he loves so much. Because Katie he loves that cult, more than he loves you ! Oh! just wait till the auditioning of his "Wives" comes to light.

Katie Price still wants to be a popstar. Who cares if she can sing or not. It just can’t happen. Please ask in your prayers for producers not to help her.

So fame whore, Katie Price aka Jordan. Has finally got to the bottom of the barrel. She wants to release a line of Children's Cosmetics. Featuring her daughter. It won’t happen. PETE CALL CHILD WELFARE NOW !!!!!!

Tom Cruise is trying to get his wife, Katie, to take flying lessons. She’ll be flying alright. If he insists, But not a plane….. The coup!

So Katie Price aka “Jordan” Went to Las Vegas and married a Drag Queen. Who in his spare time is a “Cage Fighter” . Do you really need me to tell predict “TRAIN WRECK” . Can’t wait till the divorce starts……… Going to be a good year.