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Baby makes 3, or pots of cash.......

It appears that Cheryl, Liam & new baby. Are keeping this Turkey Baster PR ,  adventure going. Why. well as though the 'Fake" Belly,  and the "We are so in LOVE" theme. Wasn't enough. "They" have decided not to release,  anymore pics of the sprog. "They" claim its for security. NO..................................... The real reason is no one wanted to pay,  what the PR team are demanding. So hold out................................... The price goes up....................... "They" change their minds,  due to public pressure. JUST THE USUAL BULLSHIT...........

Another WRONG Direction ....

For F**Ks sake. UK X Factor judge  Cheryl Fernandez-Versini,  32. & One Directions Liam Payne , 22. are reportedly dating. While I get back up from the floor .     Is there nothing this silly woman,  won't d o. Apparently not.. Won't see Xmas. The real problem is Liam's  drink & drug use.  NOT GOOD...

Wasting away ......

  Cheryl Fernandez-Versini nee Cheryl Cole.  Ex XFactor USA judge, flop. Now UK XFactor, judge, again. Has lost so much weight,  that she's about to fall through the cracks. Mind you falling of the wagon isn't helping.

Dear God, I feel sorry for my fellow brits..

So Cheryl " Tone Deaf " Cole. Is about to return to UK Telly screens. On the British X Factor. Terrible idea. Never mind my pal by agent Mel B. Will give her a run for her money. I almost feel sorry for her. Nah, not really......

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On again off again UK X Factor judge Cheryl Cole marries French boyfriend Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini after three-months. Will this woman never learn. He looks like a scumbag for starters. Mind you she is trailer trash. Won't see the 1st Anniversary.

Told Ya Simon courts Cheryl again

http://perezhilton.com/2013-03-10-simon-cowell-offers-cheryl-cole-return-to-x-factor-usa Wednesday, October 10, 2012 It'll be a mess..........  So called singer & ex X Factor judge  both in the UK & USA  Cheryl Cole. Will reunite with her old band mates,  (who also can't sing) On Oct 19th in the UK. So if you are not in the UK you are safe. They all hate each other. It's going to be a total disaster and great foder...... Mind you wait till Simon Cowell wants her back on the Xfactor ha ha. Posted by Christian Dion at Wednesday, October 10, 2012

It'll be a mess..........

 So called singer & ex X Factor judge  both in the UK & USA  Cheryl Cole. Will reunite with her old band mates,  (who also can't sing) On Oct 19th in the UK. So if you are not in the UK you are safe. They all hate each other. It's going to be a total disaster and great foder...... Mind you wait till Simon Cowell wants her back on the Xfactor ha ha.

Back she goes........

  Dimwit and ex XFactor UK judge  Cheryl Cole. Is going to go back to the  XFactor UK as a mentor. You can't make this stuff up. If the victims she will mentor can understand her, that'll be a miracle. She must really need the money. Considering how badly she was treat by  Simon Cowell when he dumped her  from the show. Oh well, it won't be pretty, nor will it end well.

Joined up writing?

Cheryl Cole is to release her  memoirs at Christmas. Should be interesting. No doubt the will be published on the back of a second class stamp. Please don't waste your money. One assumes that she has talk to text on her Ipad. FLOP, FLOP, FLOP..........

So sad.....

Seems that the powers that be at American Idol. Are thinking of bringing Cheryl Cole on board  as a judge. Please God no.. Can't see it happening myself though.......

Cheryl in La La Land....

Geordie singer Cheryl Cole  was in La filming her latest video, for her upcoming single  " Call my Name "  from her soon to be released 3rd album (she's had two already, who knew) FLOP...........

Cheryl don't..........

Simon " Cowface " Cowell,  says that he wants  Cheryl Cole  back on the X Factor. Is he nuts........ She maybe simple,  but she can remember last year. She won't return.

Desperate for attention..........

Cheryl Cole must be  feeling lonely. She reached out via twitter,  to two of her proteges from the XFactor,  but forgot the other one. Silly bitch........ Just goes to show it's all about Cheryl.

Ashley Cole to be..........................

Footballer  Mr Ashley Cole & ex Mr Cheryl Cole. Wants to be an actor. (I always thought he was a bad actor.) He is going to play himself on UK TV screens  next year. In a documentary called "Played" The Mayans prediction is coming true. " The World will end in 2012" So will his career.......... 2012 will show us what a thug he really is.

More to come.......

As always truth will out...........

A little more sole............

So now Cheryl Cole is going to start designing shoes? WTF.......... Well at least she will be close to where she belongs. The gutter.........

Time to go AWOL.............

Cheryl Cole in Afghanistan entertaining the troops? Haven't our brave men & women suffered enough !!!! But wait, if the send her to the enemy they will all surrender...... GENIUS..........

Home at last

Looks like Cheryl Cole has gone back home the trailer park at last. Thank God...... Best pray she stays there.........

Cole v Cole......... Food fight

The Ex Cole's have decided to get the families, together over dinner to air their differences and iron things out. Well let's hope it's on the Jerry Springer set, as it is going to get very messy very quickly. This is just a silly idea all round.............

Told Ya.......Ashley Cole's tart #3

Saturday, May 29, 2010 What a divorce, Why ? Ashley Cole, footballer,  member of the England team. Is shocked that his wife  Cheryl Cole. Has filed divorce papers. Ashley.....  YOU CHEATED ! What a dick. In true passive/aggressive form...... He'll wait till she's a low point. Then move in to get her back. Just to then dump her later, http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3704192/Girl-No3-tells-of-dates-with-Ashley-Cole.html