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Spencer-recto-my....

Heidi Montag, now claims that she isn't happy, with some of the plastic surgery she had recently. She would like to go back under the knife. To reduce her boobs.......down to...... DD's !!!!!!!!!! Now that's not something you often hear, down to DD's....... I know what operation she should have. It's called a "Spencer-recto my" The would relieve her of 180 lbs of " Pratt"-crap.

Bye, Bye Pratt............

Well at last Heidi & Spencer are getting a divorce. Of course those of you that read this blog, Have known that for ages.......... But the good thing is now. Hopefully Heidi may get a real career. But as for Spencer "The Pratt" Will thankfully fade away. To where from whence he came.

Told Ya, she'd be "Prattless:

See Heidi did wake up.. She has filed for divorce from the Pratt. No let's see his real self, emerge........ It's going to be really nasty. Sunday, May 30, 2010 Soon Pratt "Less" Well,well, seems like Heidi Montag has awoken, She's left the Pratt. She's has realized that he isolated, her from the right people. What wonderful news. Now let's pray, she goes to the divorce lawyer on Monday.

Mommy 911 from Heidi.......

Heidi Montag called the cops, on her mother yesterday. After her Mum turned up unannounced, at Heidi & Pratt's house. Mum is concerned for her daughter. (I don't blame her) Now Heidi is asking, for a restraining order against her Mum. Heidi, you should be getting the order, against the Pratt you live with. This is going to turn very nasty.

Pee, Poo & more Poo......

Mr & Mrs Pratt....... Are not good at keeping the house clean. They let their dogs pee & poo, all over the house. When Heidi gets upset about the mess. Mr Pratt, tells her to pick it up. Seems to me that Mr Pratt, like the dogs isn't housebroken.

Bonded Bimbo......

Reality TV star Heidi Montag Has a new ambition…. She wants to be an action hero. Apparently she’s writing a screenplay For herself……. A Bimbo meets Bond type thing. OK, I am on the floor laughing too. But in Hollywierd you never know.

What a Pratt !

If you think Heidi Montag has gone too far, don’t hold your breath she’s about to get even more crazy. The sad part of this is that, her husband Spencer Pratt, is behind the whole thing. Regardless of what comes out of his mouth.