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Priyanka Chopra Coming to a bookstore near you soon...

  Actress & Professional Beard Priyanka Chopra. Has added a new string to her bow.                  She has written her autobiography.                    Well, a ghostwriter did, she had to work her way. Through 6 or 7 of them. To get Her Story Right.   I wonder if it will reveal her day rate for.        "Bearding"??                                                   It will top the Worst books of 2020 list...

Looks like Jake has grown a new beard...

Broadway/Film Actor  Jake Gyllnhaal. & French Model.  Jeanne Cadieu...... Are "Dating"......

She has no Balls.....

Aaron Rodgers &amp ; Danica Patrick. DATING.................. Give me a break...... Anyway................... I'll play along.......... Won't see Xmas 2020....

YOU ASKED.. So here's the REAL ANSWER...

The powers that be want you to believe that, Hope Hicks............ Is sad because her "Boyfriend" Rob Porter. Has had to resign,  due to the FACT that he's a wife beater.... Not so.......... It is true that Rob Porter is a wife beater. But, shes sad... Because he was her "Beard"... Why does she need a beard you ask..... Because she's "SCREWING" Babyfart..... But not for long ha ha...

Temper. Temper Darling.....

Seems Tommy Boy has been lying little low. Whilst recovering from his injury,  he got while filming the latest MI movie. But, he's been busy, trying to find another "Beard",  er I mean GF/WIFE . But, all is not going well. Finding a"fake" someone,  for PR purposes. Is a little like a magic trick. The conjuror will fool you once. Maybe even twice... But after that the public and the potential victims. Wise up......... No matter how many times you lose your temper Tommy. You ain't going to get one this time. Well, no one that can play the game. like Katie did for SOOOOOOOO LOOONG.

What no razors???

Seems like Harry Styles is about to grow a "beard" . I wonder if it'll be a blonde??? He seems to have a bent for them.