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Silly Boy.....

So Mario "Can't keep my dick in my pants" Lopez. Has taken to the airwaves, to tell the World. That he doesn't agree with Transgender Kids. Or Transgender full stop, come to that... The Irony.... He loves someone to play with his cock. Plus he doesn't mind the gender.... Of the person that does.

As long as you have a HUGE Magnifying Glass

Not to spoil your Sunday Dinner..

What A Plonker ...

So my favorite Lesbian Justin Bieber. Is thinking of having his coffee stirrer,  made into a sex toy. By a company called. "Clone a Willy". I thought that they'd done it already. Which is why we have JB. Well, if he does. Let's hope it comes complete,  with a very strong magnifying glass. My prediction. Sales will be a flop ...

Told Ya..........Crafty bastard that Ashley Cole .

Saturday, May 29, 2010 What a divorce, Why ? Ashley Cole, footballer,  member of the England team. Is shocked that his wife  Cheryl Cole. Has filed divorce papers. Ashley.....  YOU CHEATED ! What a dick. In true passive/aggressive form...... He'll wait till she's a low point. Then move in to get her back. Just to then dump her later,

Dick in a shed.....

Comic/actor Andy Dick, now lives in a plastic garden shed. With a rabbit for a room mate. Maybe this will sort him out. No it won't. Things are about, to get really terrible for Mr Dick. Including a lawsuit he,   won't be able to recover from.

Dick,Dick,Dick.......just a Dick.......

Andy Dick has now taken to walking Into peoples homes in the middle of the night. He didn’t get arrested.. The cops gave him a ride home. Let’s guess drink or drugs or both. He’s going do it again….. And next time it won’t end as happy….. He's going to get sued big time....... He'll lose too.