"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

Dear Oh dear. Jordan & Alex are upset..... Why? Well seems the A listers, are turning down the invites, to the couples wedding next month. He he...... Down to the Z list we go......

Will someone at BP. Please sack that bloody idiot Tony Hayward. Public school boys, and the American public do not mix well. Send someone to DC, who doesn't have his head up his arse.

So it appears that Johnathan Ross, is leaving the Beeb... To join ITV....... for 2 million Pounds. By doing so,  he's taking a 4 million pound pay cut. How sad...... But he'll be a hit.