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Saturday, July 2, 2016

One pillock to another ...


So this dick head Michael Gove, UK Tory MP.
Is planning to be the next,
 Prime Minister of Britain.
Well, he won't be.
As he'll be proved to be the arsehole he is.
In fact he makes dick head Boris Johnson, 
look like a Monk.
It's going to get very dirty, 
and interesting all at the same time.

24 comments:

T. W. said...

I don't understand British politics but this looks interesting.

Anonymous said...

Please Chris Evans ( Captain America) et Jenny Slate please please thanks you

Anonymous said...

And another with Jamie dornan and amelia Warner ❤️ Please

Anonymous said...

He looks like Austin Powers with a more conservative suit and hairstyle.

OH,BEHAVE!!!

Anonymous said...

What will happen to Brock Turner, the Stanford rapist?

Anonymous said...

That reflection of him in the car roof! Ha!

Anonymous said...

Wow how for these jerks get in they make Donald look nice and tame.

Anonymous said...

Cameron looked better even better than his wife. Only thing is he snagged a pig at school, euurrgggghh!

Cs said...

Very happy to know that

Anonymous said...

All I can say is Fergie must be desperate to do MILF video. Just sing Fergie, sing and make good music and lyrics too.

Anonymous said...

Who voted for these twerps? All are weak no social skills and garage offends the EU ministers the arrogance is going to bote them in their arises.

Mariefass said...

Listening to Gove's reasoning as to why he decided to throw his hat in the ring is painful. He is so obviously a liar. I might have some measure of respect for him if he just admits it was his bloody need for power. At this point , he is making May look like a saviour.

Sana Laajab said...

Hey CD is it true that they will cast Leo DiCaprio and Robert Downey Jr in the Rumi movie? Plz hope not

I believe that casting Leo as the Persian poet Rumi will cause a political controversy. And it will accelerate if they do decide to pick Leo in the end. I myself, am a muslim. Does that make me terrorist? No, it makes me a believer. What the hell is David Franzoni thinking? Backwards perhaps....he probably shouldn't even direct or write about middle eastern poet icon. Leave it to the real professionals! ( this is my opinion on the matter!)

Anonymous said...

It's been an astonishing week, I've never known anything like it. And TW, don't worry about not understanding all this. Most of the country are drop- jawed in bewildered horror. We've ploughed through half a dozen Shakespeare plays in one go with all the treachery and megalomania and plotting and backstabbing. Boris made his name as Falstaff, Gove's wife was Lady Macbeth, Gove himself turned out to be Brutus. It would be thrilling if they weren't dragging us all down the toilet in the process. It's a Midsummer Night's Doomgasm!

As for Corbyn, if he stays put any longer he'll run out of MPs altogether. Less of a Shadow Cabinet, more a stubborn old man's dilapidated shed. He'll have as many colleagues as the lonely UKIP rep. He could play King Lear in socks with sandals.

Thanks to the person who pointed out the reflection in the car in that photo. Ugh, creepy teeth!

T. W. said...

Hi Sana! Please post more often.

T. W. said...

;)

Anonymous said...

I love Leonardo!!

Anonymous said...

Good job CD there are rally's and protests happening on the streets of London. The people want to remain but the exits think nothing will change. No benefits or perks unless in the union otherwise there is no union and no common ground.

Anonymous said...

Hello Sana. You will be pleased to hear that Leo's team have confirmed that he will NOT play this role. In fact, he never planned or even considered doing so. It is possible that his name was used to garner publicity for the project by those behind. Unfortunately for Leo. His name is used to attract attention to projects that he has never had any real association with.

Sana Laajab said...

Hey T.W i promise to post more often. And thank you Anonymous! I like Leo as an actor. Perhaps they did it for the PR. Dunno. Dumbass move from Franzoni and his PR team.

Anonymous said...

CD, I wonder if you can tell us if Tony Blair will ever get comeuppance or karma over Iraq? The Chilcott report is about to be released but war crimes investigators have said that they won't touch him, but they will prosecute soldiers who carried out actions. There is so much raw anger in the UK at the moment, I think that could push a lot of people over the edge. What do you see? Thank you!

T. W. said...

;)

Anonymous said...

Anon 12:37: creepy teeth poster here. Mutual admiration--many delightfully creepy scenes from your descriptions!

Maria said...

He really is a dickhead, huh. I saw him on the news the other day and I just wanted to swat him as he was talking. People like him and Trump belong under rocks.