Olympic idiot and moron Ryan Locthe.
In a bid to save his career.
Has become engaged to Playboy model,
Kayla Rae Reid.
After knowing each other less than a year.
Funny just how close,
this comes on the heels of his Brazil, woes.
Well, it's all PR.
It won't work.
In fact in the long run,
will make things much worse.