"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

Tuesday, March 23, 2010 Agent & Friend Reese Witherspoon has a new beau, Hollywood agent Jim Roth. What great news .. A perfect match, For them both. Baby 2012 They should both beware March/April 2013 & 2023

Just the other day..... Girlfriend beating  thug/rapper. Chris Brown..... was praised by a judge that he  was doing so well. With his probation  for  beating his then  girlfriend Rihanna. But now, the moron  has gone on an homophobic rant. Looks to me like the moron  has gone right back to his normal behaviour.  If she get's back in touch with him,  which she will...... It'll be the death of her, literally !!! He'll just get worse as we enter  the New Year . He will be in jail by the end of 2012

Kelsey Grammar  looks set to have to pay $30 million to his newest  ex wife Camille. They didn't sign a pre-nup........... When they got married,  he was nearly broke. During the marriage  they earned  $60 Million. As California is a 50/50 state... Camille will get half. Appears that she isn't  as dumb as she looks.

Monday, April 19, 2010 Awaiting the stork,....sort of... Mr & Mr Elton John, Will adopt a child, in fact more than one. Despite all the crap. That one adoption agency  has given them. Or a bottled version.......

Hugh Hefner 84  is to be married again. (won't happen) For the third time..... Over the holidays  he got engaged, to his latest girlfriend. Crystal Harris 24. Looks as though  the 60 year age  difference doesn't bother them. Don't you just love the  "Sanctity of marriage". I wonder what the right wing  religious nut jobs think. But watch for her to re appear in 2012.

Rachel Uchitel,  Tiger Wood's  original TART. Is going to go to school...... She has decided to study  to be a  "Private Detective". The irony............. She clearly needs school to learn the true meaning, of the word "PRIVATE"

The end of the World is nigh...... Bristol Palin is going  back to school. Who, would have thought....... Mind you she is going to  Arizona State University. Let's see if she spouts her  Pseudo Christian Right Wing Politics there.... I wonder if she knows,  that "Sparky" the Devil  is their mascot. I thought you had to have at least a G.E.D. To apply to get into Uni...........??

Lindsay Lohan  has learned alot, While she has been in  court ordered rehab. At Betty Ford's clinic  in Palm Springs. She's learned how  to kick drugs.... She's learned how  to kick booze. But it looks like she  will still be heading to clinky. Why, you ask........ After returning to rehab late. An employee told her off. La Diva pushed the employee. A big NO NO..... As La Diva is still on probation. The employee wants to press chargers. If that happens....... To clinky La Diva goes..........

Dina Lohan has contacted  the FBI  about a  terrifying stalker........ How crazy....... Dina you didn't have to  contact anyone....... Especially the FBI ....... You just have to......... 1. Call your ex Hubby.... 2. Look in the mirror....... 3. Just take a look at your daughters new look. I think she has finally, realized, what her parents are really after.

Mirror, Mirror on the wall........

A recent  independent survey. Came to the conclusion, that people who get their  "news". From Fox News.......... Are extremely  misinformed......... DUH....... I've been telling people  that for years. Have you ever heard  Bill O'Rielly? He is the chairman of the Moron Society.

Reace McDonnell,  a youth member  of the UK Parliament. Has been suspended  for posting  graphic pictures of himself  on the Internet. Another case of do as I say,  not as I do...... He happens to be Gay....... When will these idiots learn........

Tonight "Snooki"  that silly bitch, from the  "Jersey Shore" reality TV show..... Is going to sit  on a throne in a tanning salon  for two hours. For which she will be paid $11.000. WTF is the World coming to...... Come on, TV producers stop this crap. There is plenty of real talent out there. You just need to start looking....... Time for the Suits to start earning their outrageous salaries.

Hulk Hogan got married the other day to Jennifer McDaniel. She look exactly like his, ex wife........ Now if I remember rightly that relationship didn't end  very well..... My prediction........ this one will end just the same.

When Piers Morgan  takes over from, Larry King  in the New Year. He has decided that he  will never ask Madonna. To appear on his show. as she is boring.......... Who does he think he is.......... I will tell you he is a  talentless, ex fleet street hack. Come judge on a TV talent show. Besides, when it comes to boring........ Piers by yourself a mirror..........

CNN's superstar  Anderson Cooper, Is to host his own  talk show called " Anderson "........ This show will start  in the Autumn of 2011. It won't be on CNN..... But it will be the hit of the year......... He has to beware emotionally/roMANtically summer/fall 2012.

On Sunday  Michael Pena Linares. A Dear friend of mine .... Ran and completed the  Honolulu marathon, in 5.35.28. BRILLIANT............

Somebody needs  to sort out  Miley Cyrus. Hopefully sooner than later, or she won't be around to see Xmas 2011....... She is about to make  Lindsay Lohan look like Mother Superior.....

This is going to get very interesting......... Carrie Fisher, not one to mince her words. Has more or less " Outed" John Travolta....... Now I suppose there may be a couple of people in the World. To which this is a surprise......... But I bet Carrie has just been disinvited to all the Hollywood Christmas parties. Watch out soon for another   "Oprah talks to Travolta Show " complete with the wife............... But 2012 will be the worse for him. Then there's 2014/5 when we learn about his famous male " Friend ". Also an A List actor.

Not that I believe in violence. In anyway shape or form....... But if people think that  Charles & Camilla getting pelted in paint,  having their car attacked  is a one off.... Think again....... The British people have been pushed  far enough...... The powers that be better take note. You can't keep dealing with the Great British Public in the same old way....... Time for a rethink and very quickly.......

The World is safe once more....... Howard Stern has signed  on to do another five years. With Sirius Radio......... God knows for how  many millions..... But the moment he signed. The switchboards  at Sirius lit up. With people renewing  their subscriptions..... Wait till they see all  the new subscribers start to call.

Well what appears to a bunch, of suits to be a brilliant idea. Hiring Michael Lohan  to be a representative. For a rehab referral service. After all he's been there more than once. As well as it running in the family. Is and will prove to be a complete disaster. Watch out for the infommerical. Coming to a telly near you soon.

The soon to be out movie. " I love You  Phillip Morris " Is not a movie, about cigarettes. It's way, more than that, ha ha. It is really going, to upset the right... They are going to think, that the World is about to end. I can't wait......... ps It'll be a hit.........

Mary Bryne, Ex Tesco cashier,  & Ex  Xfactor contestant. Is all upset because, she got the boot from the show. Mary plus a whole chunk, of the UK. Believe the show is fixed..... Duh...... Of course it is....... Don't they read the small print, in those contracts, the sign to be on the show.

Here's a good Xmas pressie. Especially if you know  someone who is hosting  their very own pity party. "Sorry, Not dead Yet" by Sven Paardekooper. This book will end up, on the NY Times best seller list.

This is'nt going to go down very well, in the Jackson house..... Drug dealer  Dr Conrad Murray. Had a meeting last Friday, With the Nevada Medical Board. It seems that they are going to give, him back his license back. Are they MAD....... YES they are........

I have just had a terrible thought that, Adnan Ghalib,  Britney Spears' ex Beau/Stalker/User Is about to reappear  in the public eye. Please God no..............

The other day, Actor/Idiot or Idiot/Actor. Josh Duhamel.... You pick...... Was on a plane about to leave, New York bound for Kentucky. He was asked a total of three times. To switch off his Blackberry..... He didn't...... So after the third refusal. As well as laughing at the flight attendant. The plane was sent back to the gate..... Then dopey, was removed by the cops. What a wanker...... Who does he think he is. I'll tell you, For God's sake he's a Z-list celeb. Can't wait to see the next time, he goes through the TSA Pat Down.......

  A hardcore Christian magazine  called " Re ". Has declared that Simon Cowell is just like Jesus Christ.......  I never knew Jesus traveled in private jets,  had luxury cars, houses all over the place. These people are bonkers....... These are the same kind people, who declared war on the " Beatles". After John Lennon said a similar thing. So next time you hear politician's, claiming they are  "Good Christians" Think twice or you may end up, with Simon Cowell as president. Mind you Spring 2012 will be personally very bad.

The " Hollywierd  rumour mill. Is all a tingle  with the story that, Eva Longoria  & her soon to be ex cheating husband Tony Parker. Are to get back together again. What a crock of crap........ Just because they were spotted, having lunch the other day. Means they are getting on...... He cheated, more than once..... He's out......... He was probably trying to get her, to not take him to the cleaners. Tuf Tony, tuf............

Today I went to see, " Burlesque " ....... Go see it............. FABULOUS........... I smell a  stage show version....... Las Vegas calls............

Housewives of Atlanta Star/Tart. Kim Zolciak who is pregnant.... Is at least engaged to the father  of the child. He's a footballer. called  Kroy Biermann. This has to be all PR.......... Cause it ain't for real...... Well the Wedding may happen. But it will end in divorce for sure.

So the latest idea, from the idiots in the  UK government. Is to increase the tax on high alcohol beers. This "THEY"  say is to stop over drinking. What a pile of crap. It's just another way to screw the public.

Susan Boyle, is working on a musical  of her life. The Star  of this magnificent production.. Herself......... Now before you snobs, start turning up your noses. Just cast your minds back to her first BGT audition. I rest my case...... It'll be a smash..............

  I hate to start a new week on a downer........ But picture above, isn't a one off,  I'm afraid to say. There is going to be a lot more of this discontent. Not just in England, France, Spain or Eygpt either. It is going to be Global.

Last night i watched, " I Am tour " The documentary about Beyonce's World tour. Brilliant, indeed. Clearly shows that she is a  bright producer. Clever Director...... That she the gift of an amazing voice. But the greatest  Gift that the God's blessed her with is the  " Gift " of " Charisma ". Ms Knowles, use this Gift wisely. You are in a position to do great things. I look forward to the results.

These "MORONS"  who claim to be  good Christians. Are anti Gay,  Anti Women,  Racists, you know the rest. Have had an "App", approved for the IPhone to spread their hate. Time I think for Apple, to be held responsible, For all the deaths this will cause.

Isn't this nice to see....... Ryan " Mr Showbiz " Seacrest & his girlfriend, Julianne Hough...... Strolling together through the most romantic city in the World Paris.......... Don't you just love  " Showbusiness " He He......

That moron Tinpot dictator, in North Korea, Has decided to lob missiles, at South Korea, Everybody better take notice. Because this is going to get a lot worse. Before it gets any better. If people need a reference point. Remember, the 1930's Another Tinpot dictator, thought he could lob stuff at Europe. However he'll be dead by Christmas 2011. Mind you his successor will be worse. He'll use " KINDNESS ".....

Friday, September 3, 2010 Twinkle toes, not........... I know I said I wasn't going to watch DWTS. Here's one reason....... (well two really) Bristol Palin........ means her mother will turn up. Aghhhhhhhhhh...... Bristol will make Kate Gosselin look like,   Ginger Rodgers.. It wouldn't surprise me if the producers fiddle the figures to keep her in till the final, God Help Us

Actor  Brendan Fraser's  new gig, Is on the  Great White Way. aka Broadway............. In a play called, " Elling "........ I smell a " Tony " ( That's if the producers don't pull plug )