"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

Kimberly Locke American Idol Alumna. Has a new release……. “Strobelight” It is going to be a global hit.. You heard it here…..

Heather Mills is all upset, That her former nanny is telling all in court. Well Missy Gold Digger.. You should have been nice to those you employed. She should have settled out of court. It would have been cheaper.

West end Star Michael Ball is going to play “Shrek” in the musical stage version. It’ll be fantastic…… Well worth the price of a ticket. But wait till 2012...... Then he'll have a massive West End hit.

So Ricky Martin came out of the closet. Good for him. He said he didn’t do it before, because his handlers told him not to. Do these handlers think everyone in the World has a white cane & a guide dog??

When is someone going to step in and help the really out of control. Lindsay Lohan ? Obviiously her stupid mother and father aren’t. OPRAH…………

Dozy bitch Carrie Prejean she of equal/opposite marriage fame. Is being sued by the, “Christian” PR company. That helped her. Glad to say she’ll lose. Karma he he…..

Warning,warning.... Jeni Barnett ....... is back form her holiday in Scotland. She's back on air LBC radio tomorrow. Sorry............

So the Pope says that , he won’t be intimidated, by all the criticism of his handling, of the latest sex scandal. (Wait till the 2012 sex scandal starts) Well if that doesn’t tell the World, that the Vatican never listens nothing will. This Pope is the beginning, of the end for the Catholic church. Seems to me the devil is at home, with the Holy C.

Music superstar Mika. Has always been over the top. But his next project is fantastic. He’s taking Sir Ian McKellen on tour with him. Can’t wait……….

Ricky Gervais is joining “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Now that is going to make that show Become really funny. Let’s hope they keep him. Oh by the way he will be hosting the 2012 awards too.

If George Michael, doesn’t start behaving himself. He is going to loose his longtime beau Kenny. So they have an understanding. But if Kenny goes, That will be the end of George Michael.

“Jerseylicious” aka The Gatsby Salon…. WTF is this so called Tv Show. Please………. Thank Goodness it won’t last. Can we have someone with an IQ over 2. To produce television shows.

Fans of 24 hrs TV show. Don’t panic…….. It is on it’s last season, true. But it’s going to be made into a movie, Probably more than just one.

Beyonce, pregnant ? This is a surprise ?? Not the first time. But this time it won't work out. However in 2011/12  well that's a different story. Thankfully………. Buy "PINK"

Dappy, rapper of N-Dubz fame… What the hell is the entertainment biz coming to? Ok I love zany, but this is just too much. Mind you the good news is….. It’s a flash in the pan.

As Joy Baher goes from strength to strength with her CNN show You can feel the jealously from Elizabeth Hasselbeck towards Joy on “The View” on which they both appear. There will be a scrap. Soon............

This competition between Jesse James & Tiger Woods. To see who has the most mistresses. Is really warming up, It’ll be close. But I feel Tiger will still win. Just wait till he's exposed as the woman hater he really is.  He is disgusting.

Brit actor Ed Westwick, From “Gossip Girl” Got his knickers in a twist, Because a member of the public Took his picture… Duh Ed you are on the telly. If you don’t like it. Drive a cab ! Mind you that's nothing. Wait till the truth. How he treats women comes to light. It's not going to be pretty. Hope he likes stripes.

Watch out, watch out. Christina Aguilera Is planning a comeback. A talent show thingy.. Something about teams. Her team may not win. But she will......... About time too. Better than ever…….. However she has to take care in 2012 or else??

So Aziz Ansari is to host the MTV movie awards this year. God help us. A stand up comedian that should simply sit down.

Chris Evens has signed to play the super hero Captain America. Well he is used to playing camp. Remember him from the Fantastic 4 When he played Johnny Storm The Flame……….. I wonder if the gas will be on full this time.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Jeni Luv xoxoxo

So Mario Lopez is going to be a dad. With his girlfriend, Courtney Mazza. Interesting that he’s not going to be a husband. Do they think about the child? Courtney get a lawyer now.

Pamela Anderson showed what a true pro and diva she is on DWTS. She may just be the dark horse to watch.

So Rob “Twilight” Pattinson Thinks he looks like a Transvestite In the latest installment . I wonder if he has just bought a mirror. Rob, you look the same in them all.

Tiger by all accounts is going to re appear at “The Masters”. Which I am told is a golf something or other. Can’t wait……… It’ll be a disaster………

Reese Witherspoon has a new beau, Hollywood agent Jim Roth. What great news .. A perfect match, For them both. Baby 2012..... They should both beware March/April 2013  & 2023

Rosie O’Donnell is to return, To our TV screens in 2012. Thank God. About time we got someone with a sense of humour back on the airwaves. But it will get cancelled.

If Michelle McGee aka Jesse James’s mistress. Thinks that she will benefit, from all the attention she is receiving will help her career. Duh, Michelle you don’t have a career. Although I hear Walmart are looking for shelf stockers, on the night shift. Well she'll be able to put the "tell all" book Jesse James will write on the shelves, as she tries to read it.

RHONY cast member Kelly Bensimon. Why can’t everyone else see that she’s MENTAL. Oh you do….. Well for the rest of you. This is the season that she will show her true colours. Both on & off screen.

Reggie Bush aka Mr Kim Kardashian, Seems not to have learned his lesson. He’s still hanging out in the wrong places with the wrong people. Especially pretty brunettes. I sense a break, again. But she'll be back. But bet Kim keeps the ring. She won't be sad for long. She'll snag another idiot that plays with balls. Only lighter...... Summer wedding bells. But it'll end in divorce.........

The bosses at British Airways. Need to get off the thrones, in their Ivory Towers and start to take note. The trolley dollies need the wage rise. That they are seeking. If the bosses don’t pay,           This will get very nasty.                   Mind you wait till all the Dodgy buying and selling of parts etc. Get  EXPOSED!!!

Scumbag Rob Fusari, Lady GaGa's ex. Is suing the Diva, claiming that he created her. Lady GaGa I suggest. You send this wanker your parents telephone number. Then let him tell them he created you. Stand back and watch the feathers fly.

Brit actor Gary Lucy. Is set to play the late Kurt Cobain, of grunge rock group “ Nirvana” A big departure from Garys’ clean cut image. However he’ll rock it ! But wait till 2012 and the tell all book appears re Cortney Love. She won't be happy...........

The fabulous actress Tilda Swinton, has a movie coming out in the coming weeks. In which she speaks Italian. Even if you don’t. Go see it. It’ll get her an Oscar.

Sugababe pop group member, Heidi Range is engaged. To DJ Dave Berry. Well let’s not hold our breath. Dave hope you got the ring on

The rumour mill in “Tinseltown” Says that the Natalie Wood, Death case is about to be reopened. If they do it’ll be very nasty. Personally I don’t think they will get anywhere. But 2013 may be a different story all together. Due to a different source.

Heidi Montag has just filmed her debut movie role. In a movie called “Just go for it” With Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Anniston & Adam Sandler. Obviously a comedy. I see this one going direct to DVD….. Sometimes even Hollywood goes too far…..

Heidi Montag has just filmed her debut movie role. In a movie called “Just go for it” With Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Anniston & Adam Sandler. Obviously a comedy. I see this one going direct to DVD….. Sometimes even Hollywood goes too far…..

602lbs Donna Simpson is trying to become the World’s fattest woman. She intends to eat her way to 1,000lbs over the next two years. She’s a mother. I predict someone is calling Child services as you read this.

In a recent interview designer Karl Lagerfeld Is saying all sorts of weird things. Maybe when he lost all that weight, he also lost his marbles. Mind you he does carry a fan.

So fame whore, Katie Price aka Jordan. Has finally got to the bottom of the barrel. She wants to release a line of Children's Cosmetics. Featuring her daughter. It won’t happen. PETE CALL CHILD WELFARE NOW !!!!!!

UK comics Ant & Dec co hosts of “Britain’s Got Talent” Have had some wonderful success in their careers. But you ain’t seen nothing yet. Just watch them get stronger and stronger, over the next five years. But, wait till Ant is found out. about his cheating ways. With the "Assistant..."

The BBC want Kelly Osbourne on “Strictly Come Dancing” this season. She did so well on the American version “Dancing With The Stars” I think if she does she’ll win.

The BBC want Kelly Osbourne on “Strictly Come Dancing” this season. She did so well on the American version “Dancing With The Stars” I think if she does she’ll win.

Now that Boy George & George Michael, have ended heir 20 yr feud. We can look forward to a fabulous duet, That will be a Worldwide hit. Can’t wait.

UK X Factor winner singer Joe McElderry is on another winning streak. This time as a male model. Even though he’s only 5’5” he’s in big demand. Along with the tall guys. Watch how quickly he’s on billboard, in Times Square.

It seems teen sensation Miley Cyrus, Doesn’t quite understand her, Aussie boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s dry sense of humour. Let’s hope she never dates a Brit Ha HA ! She need not worry about learning the Aussie code of humour though.. He’ll move on to older bait very soon.

Lady Gaga’s latest video for the “Telephone” Once more shows her genius. OK a lot of people just don’t get her at all, Their loss. Watch over the coming months, As she reaches even greater heights. A wonderful beam of light In an otherwise dull World.

British Songstress Charlotte Church. Is back with a bang, not only is she in fine voice. But she looks super slim and sexy. Watch for her new album… It’s a hit.

Fame junky Andrew Cowles, Husband of the Late Stephen Gately, of Boyzone fame. Needs to curl up in corner and disappear. He’s done enough damage. Yet still he screams for publicity. Watch out Andrew, The Karma Gods have you in their sights.

If anything good can come, from actor Corey Haim’s death. Is that the politics will put an end to the illegal prescription drug ring, that is rife in Hollywood. Let this be the last wrong death.

Jim Carrey & Ewan McGregor’s new movie, “I Love You Philip Morris” Will be a massive hit. So OK it’s going to upset, Some of those that dress to the right. But those that dress from centre to the left. Will love it………. ps Jim Carrey won't do Dumb & Dumber 2

As Britney Spears get’s better & better. She should know that she is well & truly back. With really wonderful times ahead. With a mega hit in 2011.............

Kate Gosslin on “Dancing With the Stars” !?!?! Come on you casting guys, how low in the barrel can you reach? She needs to be gone in episode one. So she can go look after her brood…….

I feel so sorry for Miami, why you ask ? Well those sub humans from the show “ Jersey Shore “ aka CRAP. Are heading to Miami to film the next season. Time to set up blockades, Citizens of Miami. I sense trouble !

Heart throb  Jeremy Renner, has had a wonderful week. Believe me there’s a lot more, to come for this actor. It is wonderful in Hollywood, For a change to see a nice, open guy to get to the top. Well done, Jeremy keep up the good work. Let’s hope the closet door stays closed. It may for a decade. Not much longer though.  

So UFO’s have been spotted over Norfolk, England. Which is a bit of a surprise. Why? Well if you ever visit Norfolk you’ll know why. By the way the photo is a fake !!!

So The Queen is passing the British throne, to Prince William. So passing over Prince Charles. Like that’s a surprise, I’ve been telling folks for many years, That Charles would never be King. But watch the Shit that hits the fan from Camilla. She’s going to get real dirty, it’s fabulous. Camilla, the Karma Goddess just got you good & plenty.

John Barrowman is about to start, filming episodes of “Desperate Housewives” in Hollywood. I predict those Ladies of Whisteria Lane Won’t let him leave.  Poor John Ha Ha. PS He better not start flashing them though.  He tends to behave like a naughty boy. Not as nice as he seems.

Ex politician Eric Massa the tickling sailor. Is dodging every question why he’s resigning. Personally I think he’s having a breakdown. But the comics, are going to love what he does next. Stay tuned……..

Rush Limbaugh, says he is going to leave the good old USA. To live in Costa Rica ! Now although I feel sorry for the good people of Costa Rica. Doesn’t it warm the cockles of your heart? Sad though it won’t happen, damn ! But 2012 will be the time his career begins to fall apart.

Rush Limbaugh, says he is going to leave the good old USA. To live in Costa Rica ! Now although I feel sorry for the good people of Costa Rica. Doesn’t it warm the cockles of your heart? Sad though it won’t happen, damn !

"Love Never Dies" No, it isn’t the next Bond movie. It’s the sequel to. Phantom of the Opera. About to be unveiled allover, The World………. It will be even bigger than Phantom.

Peter Andre aka ex Mr Katie Price. Has had a rough time of late. However he is about to show the World, That he is truly talented. But the best part is. He will outlast his Ex. Especially in 2013 TV ......

The fabulous Jennifer Coolidge. Deserve all the success that is beginning, to come her way, at last. Jennifer, there’s a whole lot more to come.

So Danii Minogue, sister of Kylie, Is a little upset at Sharon Osbourne Re the comments Sharon made about her. This is going to get really nasty.

As actor Gerard Butler becomes even more successful. He’s going to put a stop to his romantic wanderings. Why ? Well he’ll meet the right one this year.

Eva Mendes seems to have, been lying a little low of late. But don’t fret, she’ll be back in the spotlight very soon. With wonderful results……. 2012 engagement ring appears. But not from where people will think.

Oh Dear, Oh Dear ! There's a sex scandal at the Vatican. No ! can't be...... Really...... Yes, with rent boys... Choirboys....... This is only going to get, better or worse. Depending on which side of "HYPOCRISY....." you sit.

The “Yorkshire Ripper” Peter Sutcliffe. Says he’s sane, yeah right. He is also trying to get paroled, after 30 years in prison. Let’s hope he’s holding his breathe.

Levi Johnston, the ex nearly son in law of the Palins. (lucky escape if you ask me) Striped off, well nearly…….. He thinks he has a future in showbiz. Duh, not likely. But he’ll keep trying. Levi, “Get an Education instead ”

Sorry to spoil the peace & tranquility. I know Paris Hilton, has been off the radar of late. But she’s about to reappear, with even less manners & morals then before ! I know hard to believe.

 John Edwards, Needs to brace himself……….. If he thinks things have been bad lately. They pale in comparison, to what is about to come. Especially in 2012...... THE END.

Just a year ago, Micky Rourke. Was back on top and looked. As though he was in control. Now, I get the saddest feeling, he’s falling off the right track. Going back to his old ways. Let’s pray not.

Don’t worry about Paula Abdul…. So she’s not on Idol anymore. Best move she ever made. Over the coming months, you’ll see why. Hint: Massive ratings.

Debbie Rowe aka Ex Mrs Jackson. Feels she has been ignored of late. REALLY ! So she is showing (FAKE) … Sadness, hurt, ???? Crap, she just wants more money. She won’t get it. PS if she re-enters her children's lives in the next 3 years. It will be really bad news for her daughter.... REALLY BAD.......

Monique, have a lovely Sunday. You will………

I think Sandra Bullock, is going to have a lovely weekend

So Alex Reid aka Mr Katie Price “ Jordan”, Is here in L.A. Is he in for a shock. Those boys in West Hollywood will rip him apart. They make the British press look like, Nuns…………..

Johnny Depp brings us “The Mad Hatter” This weekend, mad it may be. But it’ll be Wonderful. Watch for a sequel……..

So Sarah Palin her of teabags fame. Amongst other things. Is considering Stand up comedy ! You just can’t make this up. But by the end of the year she’ll be sitting down, Then in 2011/12 she'll kinda make a bid to run for President..... But won't.. So then she'll have to sit down for good. Plus when the book about her using coke comes out....... BYE BYE Palin.

If actor Josh Duhamel thinks he’s heard, The last of his romantic roaming troubles. He’s living a bubble. Over the coming weeks, more of his wanderings will come to light.

Robert Pattinson’s new movie “Remember Me” Won’t be………….. Sometimes a one trick pony, Is a one trick pony.

Watch in the coming months for Danyl Johnson. From “ The X Factor ” in the UK, last year. He’s going to be a big Star. America you heard it here first.

So the latest bachelor pilot Jake, Is planning to marry his choice! What a pile of crap. Jake wake up she’s a money hungry tart. Let’s hope he signs the divorce papers Before he says “I Do”

Watch the T.V Guide Channel on Sunday. To see the Fabulous Vivaca A Fox. Dazzle as she interviews the Oscar hopefuls. She’ll be as sparkly as ever.

Just when you thought “Octomom”, Was fading into whatever…….. Wrong, I get the feeling, she’s about to return………. Worse than ever. Wait till the child abuse turns up. Which it will.......

It’s difficult to see, Whitney Houston, Falling once again....... The really sad part is, This is the beginning… Of the end. She'll be dead in two years.

Don’t let the appearance of peace, between Angelina Jolie and her father John Voight fool you. Sadly it won’t last. She's heading for a nervous breakdown. Baby news 2012 ????

I think Sharon Osbourne, is going to have a very interesting year. Along with all the odds & sods, we are used to seeing in. She’s got something new up her sleeve. Which will be FANTASTIC!. But 2013 will turn out to personally rough

We all know Amy Winehouse, has had her problems. But, watch as she turns her life, over the coming months. Hopefully staying on the right path. Proving all her critics wrong…….

No need to worry about race car driver, Diva Danica Patrick. So her recent debut at NASCAR, was less than Stella. Once she finds her feet. She’ll put the men to shame.

“Gold Digger Tart”, Heather Mills, aka Ex Mrs McCartney. Is nearly broke ! Well, that’s Karma for you. If she thinks this is bad. Watch the next couple of years.

Leona Lewis she of “Talent Show’ fame. Needs to make an attitude adjustment. If she wants to stay successful. Leona the biz is very fickle, BE NICE……. Or…………….!