"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

Tonight Ricky Martin made his, first public appearance, since he came "Out" On the Latin Billboard Awards. On Telemundo Television. He got a standing ovation.  From a Latin macho audience. Maybe times are a changing. But just wait till he gets married in 2014/15.

OK, so no one else is going to say this. Katie Holmes aka Mrs Tom Cruise. Needs to get away from her current life. Before she cracks up completely. Under pressure of her husband and the crackpots, that surround him. From that cult he loves so much. Because Katie he loves that cult, more than he loves you ! Oh! just wait till the auditioning of his "Wives" comes to light.

Maxxie aka Max Oliver, from BGT where impersonates his idol "Lady Gaga". He has been getting hate mail, along with death threats. What is wrong with people. It's called entertianment, you morons. Why don't you put on a frock and stand up there. On the real Gaga front engagement ring in 2012.

Betty White & Valerie Bertinelli. Are going to have a show on TV. In fact on the TV Land channel. It's going to be a massive hit. Set your tivo's......

The powers that be in Arizona, need to take a step back. Think back 60 years..... To what happen then. Feel familiar ? A very slippery slope.

UK Boy band "JLS" Are here in Hollywood. Walking around like normal mortals. However no one seems, to recognize them. What a shame.

I think NBC are crazy. They are in talks with Piers Morgan. To make him the next Barbara Walters. Please God no. If they do, it'll tank in the first month.

David  Beckham is putting on weight. Duh, he's out due to injury. Just proves he's human. Trust me he'll be in shape. In time for the next million dollar  ad campaign. France "beckens" in 2013......

What is wrong with BGT judge, Amanda Holden...... So OK celebs have a bit of botox, every now and then. But, she's gone way too far. I think she's gone on to the filler.

For all the "Gleeks" in the World. The next diva to appear, on the hit show "Glee" Will be JLo, yes Jennifer Lopez. That's one to tivo, for sure.

OK so you know I don't like rap music. But this kid called  "Akala" is going to be a global hit. Let's hope his pants stay up.

At last xxx actress Jenna Jameson, has filed battery charges against her boyfriend, Tito Ortiz. He needs to thrown into the clink. Then loose the keys.

Super brain Stephen Hawking, has declared that there are Aliens. Whats more they are coming to get us. Er too late Stephen... They are here already. Haven't you met the World's politicians?

Bristol Palin is upset that her, email account was hacked. I get that...... But if your mother wasn't such a hypocrite. Then no one would know who you were. Hence no hacking. Simple fire you mother.

Brit actors Vinny Jones & Tamer Hassan. Came to Holywood and started fighting. What arseholes. Listen you two, you are British. You are supposed to have some class. Grow up. Or they will take away your green cards.

Well, it turns out that Micheal Lohan. Has threatened to kill, his daughter Lindsay. Personally I believe her. She needs to get a restraining order, against this bloody moron. Before he does something, Nastier than he has already done.

Paris Hilton, says " All guys hit on me" Well, face it missy. You have portrayed yourself as a "Tart" What the hell do you expect. You'll never find a decent husband, anyway.

Seems Madonna's ex Guy Ritchie. Is dating Model Jacqui Ainsley. Don't worry Madge, it won't last. Just like everything Guy does. No follow through.

Adam Lambert launches his tour in June. It's called "Glam Nation". Not only will it be glittery, sparkly & Fabulous. It'll be a monster hit, that will keep getting extended,

Front man of the band Starman. Andrew Stone, believes his band is the next Sex Pistols. Sorry Andrew, not true. Nor will they ever be. Malcolm McClaren, must be turning, in his freshly dug grave.

Alcoholic David Hasselhoff, is moaning that his getting drunk. Was normal in Hollywood's old days. Maybe true David. But now we know it's not good for you. Better clean up. Or you'll be in the old Hollywood graveyard.

So Tiger waves goodbye to his wife & family. Like the dutiful husband he is. As they head to Sweden. Then he goes out to party at a rock concert. What don’t you get Tiger. Stay indoors

The NY hooker Ashley Dupre. Has posed for “Playboy” She says “To restore my image” This tart is thicker than we thought. My prediction. It won’t help. Nothing can.

So Michael Lohan is at it again. Spouting all sorts of crap. How the World is against him. Blah,blah….. Until you stop sponging off your daughter. That is how it will be. Get a job. PRATT !

Look out World Grace Jones is pissed. She’s claiming that Lady Gaga copied her ! Not quite Gracie, Lady Gaga can sing.

This is almost unbelievable, But then again this is Hollywierd. The Karadashian girls are writing a book. About, wait for it…….. Family Relationships. Not something you should buy for your daughters or your Sons.

So plastic surgery addict. Heidi Montag, who just had ten procedures in one day. Is planning to go in again to have her boobs. Resized, bigger.. She’ll fall over. Fame is a bitch.

The best news of the day.. That Gosselin woman has gone…. Now it can get back to being A DANCING show…….

American Idol alumni David Archuleta had a “Peek” In side the closeted doors of a NY gay club. David you are supposed to “Peek” out………..

  There’s a pic doing the rounds. Of Kim Kardashian. Smiling, in a low cut dress. Holding a kitten by the scruff of the neck. This bitch, (not the cat) Needs to be held up by her TITS. Then she how she feels….

Susan Boyle is writing her  Autobiography…… It will be called “The Woman I was Born To Be” In stores in the fall. I predict a monster hit.

Get this…… In Germany at a place called. Wewelsburg Castle. (Which was a Nazi HQ in WW11) A group of ***** have opened the above. As a Nazi museum….. My prediction. It will close very soon.

Brit comic Russell Brand. It appears he’s in a spot of trouble. What you ask……. Well he likes to walk around in his underpants. When other people are there. DUH..., it’s Russell Brand….. Thank God he keeps them on. Wait till 2021/22/23 + very bad years for him........  He's going to loose the plot. For sure..

Amy Winehouse has said that She is going back to her ex hubby/dealer. If she does this she won’t see Xmas 2011. It pains me to say it. But it is what it is……..

Hilary Duff & boyfriend,  Mike Comrie. Are engaged.......... Fantastic,  It won't last 5 years.

Mr & Mr Elton John, Will adopt a child, in fact more than one. Despite all the crap. That one adoption agency  has given them. Or a bottled version.......

Watch out for Tobias Mead. He's going to be on  "Britain's Got Talent" He's a dancer, Like none before.... He's going to be a big Star.

It looks like that tasteless Nike ad, that has Tiger . Apparantly listening to his Dad from beyond. Is what has pushed Elin over the top. To file for divorce. To me just shows, that Tiger just doesn’t get it.

  So Paris Hilton has split with her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt again……… The surprise is ???? She’s a tart…. She’ll never have a real relationship. Other than the one she has with herself.

Actress Melanie Griffith…… Is clean & sober.. By doing so she is back on track, On the way to the top. Fantastic………….

--> So Kim Kardashian is stepping out , In Spain with footballer.. Cristiano Ronaldo. It won't last. Some people ask “What do they have in common ?” Simple they can swap make up tips. Plus they are both DIM MORONS. Don't worry. One day his secret will "OUT"

Ricky Martin has a new video. Where once again he is naked. In his comeback performance. A stroke of genius… But do I smell a theme..,…? Australia call is 2013, he will be brilliant.

“Boyzone” have a new single. Which will launch complete with A risqué video on May 17 th . It’ll be a hit…… Plus the late Stephen Gately, Will be watching the guys naked, While howling with approval…

What do the Scissor Sisters & Sir Ian McKellan, Have in common….? They have record a song together. Called ‘Invisible Light” It’ll be a hit in the clubs. Really cool……..

U.K. airspace has been closed. Due to the ash from the Icelandic Volcano. But, believe it or not. Some people are complaining……. So, I say let them fly the aircraft. Then when they fall from the sky. There will be only them to blame. Pillocks……. America needs to watch 2017/18. For their big eruption.. p.s. Etna in 2012 will be a problem..... (On a side note. In 2014/15/16. A political event. Will bring down the Iceland government. As well as many more Dominoes, fall around the World. Of the rich & the powerful).

So Mel Gibson and his Russian girlfriend. Are splitsville.. Like that's a surprise. It woild never have worked. He need to go back to Pougkeepsie.

Seems that Tiger didn’t just loose the Masters…… He’s about to loose his marriage soon. Elin, will file for divorce before the end of summer.

Reality TV star Heidi Montag Has a new ambition…. She wants to be an action hero. Apparently she’s writing a screenplay For herself……. A Bimbo meets Bond type thing. OK, I am on the floor laughing too. But in Hollywierd you never know.

Whitney Houston is getting worse. She seemed to be all cleaned up, But it looks like she is Back to her old ways. Let’s hope someone around her, steps in very soon.

Congratulations to my Dear friends Andy & Danielle, to whom the stork, Delivered a baby boy, today. In Hollywood. 5lbs 11oz at 12.18pm (PT) The first of many…… p.s. Andy is going to be a Star..... of course it helps he's cute...

Andy Dick has now taken to walking Into peoples homes in the middle of the night. He didn’t get arrested.. The cops gave him a ride home. Let’s guess drink or drugs or both. He’s going do it again….. And next time it won’t end as happy….. He's going to get sued big time....... He'll lose too.

Sassy Thomas from London. She makes $4.000 a month Stuffing her mouth with food. Men watch these videos, it’s a fetish thing. She’s about 300lbs and growing. Sassy. YOU ARE KILLING YOURSELF. Silly bitch.

4/13/2010 Rumour mill says…. Dame Elizabeth Taylor, Is to marry a 49yr old talent agent. Jason Winters, a friend of Michael Jackson. By the way she’s 78 yrs old. Not unless Gay marriage Was made legal in California overnight. Mind you she would have to live 5/6 years more. Then they could live anywhere.

Why is that reality show “Pretty Wild” on TV? It features girls, Who’s claim to fame. Is involvement with stealing Over $2 million dollars. From celebrities homes. Not exactly role models. Get them off the air or cable.

Snoop Dog & Susan Boyle. Now, that you may say Is an odd match. Not so…… They are to record a duet. A stroke of genius. An automatic hit…..

  Hugh Hefner 83 yr old. to marry his new playmate. Crystal Harris 23 yr old. I don’t think so. He’s too smart, She’s too dumb. Plain & Simple………

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel. Are KAPUT…….. Duh, Told you so months ago. Very good news for her. Him well he’ll never settle, Till he finds himself……… Or wins her back......

The rumour mill has it, That Miley Cyrus is planning To marry her latest “beau” Liam Hemsworth. The minute she turns 18 yrs old. A disaster waiting to happen, Which it won’t……. Miley wake up, he’s only after publicity.

Watch your TV screens for an 81yr old Granny from the UK. If you thought Susan Boyles success Was staggering… Just wait………. For Janey Cutler……..

  Dannii Minogue. Sister of Kylie. Says the when she first met her hubby, Rugby hunk Kris Smith. She thought he was gay. What’s that they say about first impressions? Ermmmmmmm….. Something not right with her & Cowell either.

Well,well it appears that Quientin Tarantino. Is eager to work with Lindsay Lohan. I think it’s a great idea. He’s probably the one person. Who can restore her career.

It appears Cheryl Cole has been Told by some LA psychic. (It wasn’t me) That Cheryl & cheating hubby Are soul mates. BOLLOCKS……. Soul mates don’t cheat on each other. Cheryl divorce the bastard. She'll be back with him, by summer 2011. Silly ..........

Oprah finally announced that her New project will launch on 1.1.11, which in numerology is 4 Which means partnerships. Looks like it going to be a great hit.

LA Dodgers owners  Mr & Mrs McCourt. Divorce saga is nothing short of  a real soap opera. Amongst other things, she wants. $1 million a month to live… LA Dodgers stadium staff  Earn $7 an hour…… Before tax…… Enough said.......