"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

The movie " Burlesque " Starring Cher & Christina Aguilera. Which will hit theaters in November. Will be a massive hit. Book early & often.

Once again Paris Hilton, get's arrested for drugs. This time in Las Vegas, not France. This time cocaine, not pot. Her excuse in France was  " The pot isn't mine" Charges were dropped. Her excuse this time. "The cocaine can't be mine,  as the handbag is too cheap" Well, this time the charges won't get dropped. She's going to clinky............

So Glenn Beck Fox talking head. Who is a little right of Genghis Khan. Is going to hold a rally. On the very spot where Dr Martin Luther King, held his "I have a dream speech" Beck is doing this on the anniversary of Dr Kings speech. Beck say he is doing this to reclaim the civil rights movement. Which  civil rights does a rich, middle aged straight, Moron,  sorry Mormon, white man. Have to reclaim????????? He's had every right known to man, since birth. This is just another right wing stunt. When this all goes arse upwards. I wonder who, Beck will blame? Not himself........ That's for sure. Well this is the first of many nails, in his TV show coffin. He'll be gone within a year.

Heidi Montag, now claims that she isn't happy, with some of the plastic surgery she had recently. She would like to go back under the knife. To reduce her boobs.......down to...... DD's !!!!!!!!!! Now that's not something you often hear, down to DD's....... I know what operation she should have. It's called a "Spencer-recto my" The would relieve her of 180 lbs of " Pratt"-crap.

So within 24 hours of being released from rehab. Lindsay Lohan is seem whizzing around Hollywierd. In her Maserati.............at 1am. Doesn't seem to me that she has learned anything. Why does she need to be driving around, at that time of night? Other than to *** ***** Yeah...I agree............  I can't wait for the tax stuff to come out.

Mary Bale.... No she's not a celebrity. She's the bitch that put that cat in the dustbin. Where it was trapped for fifteen hours. She has apologized. Well kind of........... She said she was sorry....... then added. " It's just a cat " Now she has police protection. I have the answer....... Put her in a dustbin for fifteen hours.

Jordan aka " Katie Price " aka Mrs Reid. Well after two weddings.... One not binding........ (They should still be in the honeymoon phase) Has gone on holiday by herself. Claiming that she needs a break. While her hubby. Trains for a cage fight next month. Don't buy it....... The beginning of the end.

The rumour mill is alive with gossip that, Madge aka Madonna. Is going to sign a five year deal. To do a show on the Las Vegas Strip. Wait for it, for........ 1 BILLION DOLLARS !!!!!! Well, she may do show in Lost Wages. But not for a billion for five years. Why, the numbers just don't add up. draw in L.V.

OK, WTF............ Dina Lohan, is now saying that the "People", in the rehabilitation center, say Lindsay isn't an addict.  As well as blaming the original Judge, for being too hard on Lindsay. This women is a "Wack job". I have said it before and I'll say it again. If they let her out of rehab early. They are signing her  "DEATH WARRANT"

So now that Tiger Woods divorce is final. Let's see how long it takes for all of the other, "T a r t s " to come out of the closet. I bet about a week. Then we will see his EX... Tell her story....... Well once she clears the check that is.....

Rumour has it that "The Situation" (Prison time ahead) some moron from the reality show "Jersey Shore". Is to be one of the "Stars" on the new season of, "Dancing With The Stars" Should be renamed........ "Trying To Get Talentless Wannabes To Dance" STUPID.....

Poor old........ David "Golden Balls" Beckham, must be feeling really sad. Just the other day I told you, how he had to cut 14 staff members Worldwide. Now his BBF Tom Cruise has started seeing another. Tom has been hanging out with Zac Efron. Seems Tom, thinks that this will get him a younger audience....... Not buying it...... I think Tom just wanted a younger "BBF"

Oh dear,  all is not well in the world of Becks & Posh. They have had to lay off 14 staff Worldwide. Their accountant has told them to cut back. Personally I think there's more to it.... I think the Beck/Posh bubble is about to burst. They have way over run their 15mins. This will turn nasty before it's all finished. I wonder if Posh, has had to cut back on shoe & handbag buying?

Seems fashion designer extraordinaire, Karl Lagerfeld......... Really likes his "Muse"........ He was spotted with a male model, wearing 'Daisy Dukes." Trolling along the boulevard in St Tropez. I wonder what he wears on the farm?

Well, well all is still not well between Heidi & Spencer. Even though Heidi has filed for divorce from the "Pratt". He is about to exact revenge........ He's going to write a tell all book about their relationship. Which you have to admit is quite a miracle in itself. As he as an IQ of -140..... Maybe he will use his crayon set........

Some people really make my blood boil. Especially those that go out of their way, to hurt their own. By that I mean Dick Cheney's, openly gay daughter. Mary Cheney........ Who has donated money to  Kelly Ayotte,  Republican candidate. Who opposes equal marriage for all. WTF if people don't look after their own. Why should others. This bitch needs to get a life, &  a new way of thinking. Once Gay Marriage  or to put it correctly. Equal Marriage for All. Happens in New York  and it will..... Within a year. The rest of the States will follow very quickly

Dina Lohan is on TV saying that Lindsay, will be out of rehab soon. She said that Lindsay is doing so well that, she is going to be allowed out early. Way short of the 90 days that the Judge ordered. WTF is going off......... Lindsay not only needs to complete the 90 days. But stay for double the dose. If Lindsay does come out early. Then Dina you have signed  your daughters death warrant.

It has been announced that Usher & Chris Brown. Are to tour together......... What............ Usher are you out of your mind. Why would you agree to taking that idiot on tour. It can't be your idea...... It has to be some suit in management, that went Oh, What a good idea. Let's ask Chris Brown to join in. WRONG........ It'll be a bomb.

A Wonderful day......... From the "Gift" that keeps on giving. Apparently Mel " Motormouth Moron" Gibson. Had/has a mistress.............. A Polish Porn Star "Violet Kowal". Seems she was told to "lie low." (sorry about the pun)  For a while............... Mainly due to Mel's taped rants. Ermmmmmmmmm..... I smell a sex tape, coming to a website near you soon.........

OK so now the right wing Christian nut jobs, are attacking Obama. For saying that the Islamic Center, should be allowed to be built near Ground Zero. I thought that Christian's were supposed to, "Love thy neighbour" "Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you" Etc, etc. So why are they attacking Obama, and the building of the Islamic center.? I just don't get it......... As I have said before. "Inclusion not Exclusion" is the answer, Amen For those that are upset with the above. Wait till he endorses same sex marriage in 2012......

Rumour has it that DWTS professional, Hoofer Derek Hough. Is ready to marry, singer/Xfactor judge Cheryl Cole. Funny that........ As we won't know till next Wednesday. If the the hold on marriage for all will be lifted. Maybe he has inside knowledge.......... She is however getting ready to drop, her 2nd solo CD later this year. Which she wont..... As it'll be a flop. Under her old married name. Which she plans to keep forever. Not a good sign. As for Derek future marriage/husband. Me thinks.....P.R. stunt......???? Oh well...... Sorry Derek..............

Well Moron Micheal Lohan is at it again........ He is saying that his ex wife Dina. Doesn't care about Lindsay,  she only cares about controlling, Lindsay and her money. Micheal a 5yr old at nursery school could have told us that. You and your ex wife are two peas in a pod. You both only care about the money. Why don't you both crawl back under the rock, where you both belong. If you really care about Lindsay you will. then she stands a chance of getting well. I feel he'll be in clinky before Xmas. Or he'll kill himself or both.

WTF is up with George Michael ??????? Yet again he's been arrested for DUI & Drug procession. In London Thursday........ This time he's going to go to prison. Why does some one who has everything, as the World would say. Money, Fame, Fans..... An adoring boyfriend " Kenny Goss " I think he's trying to commit public suicide. So he's depressed....... Oh Dear.......... Try living on minimum wage, that's depressing... Get a life George.............. Get a therapist.......... Kenny will be gone by Easter 2011  if George doesn't sort himself out..........

Now that permission has been granted, for the building of an Islamic Centre. Close to Ground Zero in New York. The right wing nut jobs are up in arms. They claiming that building such a place,  is a dishonour to the victims of the 9/11 attack. (Despite the fact the Muslim's were killed in the attack). The only way to get peace in this World, is via "INCLUSION". Remember EXCLUSION is the road to disaster......... Something very nasty is brewing for NY between  June 2012 and Dec 2012.  Not a time to be there at all........

The Goddess of TV, Oprah. Has given Rosie O'Donnell her own talk show. ( Wedding Bells in 2012 ) On the new Oprah channel, to be launched 2012. What a stroke of genius. Not only will it be a massive hit amongst fans. They will cancel it too. It will bring back interesting to television. Well done Oprah.

UK football star Peter Crouch is having a bad week. After been found out, about having sex with a teenage hooker in Spain. He's about to loose his fiance Abbey Clancy. Peter is telling Abbey he only cheated "ONCE". Well Peter "Once Cheater always a Cheater". Abbey he's done it many times....... Get rid of him...........NOW !

It is fun to see Miss "Nasty" Naomi Campbell. Try to get herself off the hook, in the trail of the Dictator that gave her "Blood" diamonds. I don't think she get's just how serious this is. Her glib response " The only diamonds I know sparkle" What a silly uneducated moron.......... This isn't like her recent troubles from phone throwing. She's not going to come out of this squeaky clean.

I know I shouldn't but I can't resist. Mel Gibson's father,  obviously another Gibson moron. Went on radio and stated. "That the Pope is Gay,  & the reason the Catholic Church, isn't fighting to stop Gay marriage. Is the they are all Queer in the Vatican" You really can't believe how ignorant these people are. Who knows, he might be right............. Does he have an inside source at the Vatican? I wonder if the Gibson family, have ever visited the Gay Clubs that surround the Vatican? However you do have to note that the Pope, does wear that Lacy Long Frock & Red Gucci Slippers.

David "Goldenballs" Beckham, Is about to start playing again for  LA Galaxy .............. After his injury took him out for months. Well won't his BBF Tom Cruise be happy. To have his playmate back.

Robbie Williams married Ayda Field, In a booze free ceremony, just of the coast of Los Angeles. As much as we all wish them all the best. If they get past  the Paper Anniversary. Then baby in 2012....... Then there's a good chance it'll work.

A dear friend of mine "BB" Has to have a operation on her back. At 8am UK time Saturday 7th. She is a brilliant musician. With alot to give to the World. So we need her to be well.

LeAnn Rimes, she who left her hubby, for married actor Eddie Cibrian. Should have listened to me. I told her that it was the wrong decision. Dear Eddie has been caught cheating on Ms Rimes. With his ex wife................. Karma, such a bitch. Just wait till the old sex tapes appears. Who's LeAnnes that's who's.

Recent pics of  Camilla " The Rockwieller" aka Mrs Prince Charles. Show that she has had some plastic surgery. She still looks like a miserable, saggy old Cow. If she thinks that this will help her become  Queen. WRONG.............. That destiny goes to Kate Middleton..............

Wednesday afternoon in California. A Judge ruled that it is constitutionally wrong. That same sex couples can't get married. In effect striking down Prop "HATE". A wise man indeed........... Who has the common sense to realise and show. That we are "ALL" equal. Now there are going to be those that scream  "WRONG, SHAMEFUL etc etc" Let them.............. They did exactly the same, when the law was changed to allow. Black & White couples to marry. They were wrong then........ As history has proven. History will prove the same bigots wrong again. Just a question of time. As the rest of us wait. For the end of the World........... As these bigots, keep telling us it will. Due today's ruling.............. We can all enjoy ourselves, at the fabulous weddings we will be attending.

Michael Lohan, the worst Dad of the millennium. Is now staring that his daughter, has had a "Spiritual" awakening......... Which is amazing as she won't see him or speak to him. Maybe he contacted her via the Ouija board. She's still going back to "Clinky" No matter what she says...... Or what her Dad says.

All is not well with Manchester United's Wayne Rooney.............. Recently he went a a bender till 5.30am. His boss is not happy. Well it's going to get worse. Mr Rooney, needs to get his act together. Or, the next bender will be at a wake. HIS.................... Or he'll get fired in 2012......

There are a bunch of "Christians" that think it is a good idea, to hold a "Koran Burning Day" on Sept 11th to honour the events of Sept 11th 2001. Personally I believe they are "MORONS" Just because in the USA you have the right to free speech. Doesn't mean it's a good idea to spout your hatred. However, they the " Morons", will no doubt go ahead with this event. But when some other group, Decides to have a "Bible Burning Day". Or worse........... Don't get your knickers in a twist...........

Cheryl Cole was spotted the other day in "Hollywierd". With her "Boyfriend" DWTS pro Derek Hough. They were in Subway getting foot longs. Interesting Derek & Cheryl....... But it must run in his family this odd dating game. His sister Julianne is "dating" Ryan Seacrest............ Sometimes you just can't make this stuff up. Shame really as none of these relationships will last.

So they let Lindsay Lohan out this morning. But I hope, they don't let her out cell to anyone. As she'll be back very soon. She hasn't learned a thing, from her stay in "Clinky"...... Other than how to nick stuff. No doubt...........

Well at last Heidi & Spencer are getting a divorce. Of course those of you that read this blog, Have known that for ages.......... But the good thing is now. Hopefully Heidi may get a real career. But as for Spencer "The Pratt" Will thankfully fade away. To where from whence he came.

Hock Hye the Noooooo. All is not well in Susan Boyle land. Apparently her managers, only allow her $500 a week, cash....... No credit card, no debit card. She has to shop for her clothes at cheap stores. As well as travel by bus. So although she's worth $20 million. She's worried she can't buy new furniture for her new home. Time to fire your money managers Susan.