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Not just off the wagon, under it.......

As we approach Christmas & the New Year. Camilla  " Ratbag, Bitch, old cow"  Duchess of Cornwall. Will be drinking more and more.... (hopefully antifreeze). Why? Well we are about to get some really nice news from the Palace. Which will push her over the edge.

Told Ya Arrested AGAIN..........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2240275/Lindsay-Lohan-arrested-assault-fighting-female-New-York-City-nightclub.html http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/29/lindsay-lohan-charged-crime-lying-to-police-cops-reckless-driving-los-angeles-new-york-city/ Monday, April 9, 2012 Clinky by Xmas....... Here we go again. Just as you thought that Lindsay Lohan,  may have gotten her life back on track. She goes clubbing. (Which she told the judge, that she no longer did). Then ends up in a scrap in at  a  Hollywood nightclub. This girl just won't learn....... Posted by Christian Dion at Monday, April 09, 2012

To wear or not to wear......

Here's a few of the items from  Yoko Ono's  mens wear collection. Appartently inspired by her  Late husband John Lennon. Looks to me like her sing sounds. CRAP............... Major flop.........

Told Ya Bobbi splits from fiance/brother crashes car again

 http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/28/bobbi-kristina-car-crash-mustang-accident-photo/ Saturday, March 17, 2012 Not against the law, but........ Well. well Whitney Houston's daughter  Bobbi Kristina. Is apparently dating her "adopted" brother  Nick Gordon. How Whitney raised as her own since he was a youngster. True it's tasteless. But not illegal. But it won't end well. Posted by Christian Dion at Saturday, March 17, 2012

For God's sake people......

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart. Pregnant........ Ha Ha Ha Ha.. Which one ?

Clearly BRAINWASHED.......

Actor Angus T Jones  who plays the son/nephew in  Two and a Half Men. Who has appeared on a video with the  nut job leader of the cult. Forerunner Church. Who believes that Pres Obama is Hitler.!!!!!!! Claiming that  Two and a half Men  is vile etc etc. Needs help. Someone needs to step in. Where's the parents. These Cult nutjobs are just after his money. How about the producers of the show  get him some help. Or this will end in the Mortuary.

Warning signs........

 Demi Lovato  pictured above how pretty. So she just added her 13th tattoo. Now not that I am against tattoos. But for someone this you to already  have this much ink. When they live in the public eye,  as well as making their living from  TV & movies. This is a sign to be taken note of. By someone around her that she will listen to. Otherwise we are going to have another  Lindsay Lohan. (one is enough)

Told Ya.he's a Birk........

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2012/11/dannielynn-birkhead-stars-in-guess-ad-campaign/ Friday, May 21, 2010 "BIRK" head's........yard sale...... Larry "Birk"head, father of the late Anna Nicole Smith's, daughter Dannilyn. Is selling off Anna's stuff. What a prick. He should save it for Dannilyn. Then when she's eighteen, she could decide. But just wait till he puts Dannilyn to work. It's all about the MONEY. Posted by Christian Dion at Friday, May 21, 2010

Told Ya Rylan bye bye.......

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/4666093/X-Factors-Rylan-I-want-to-have-a-baby.html Thursday, October 18, 2012 Won't win, but......... This is Rylan Clark he's a finalist on the UK version of X Factor. He shouldn't win... Why? Well he can't sing.. ( but you just can't trust the producers ) But he will make a fortune. From TV. Posted by Christian Dion at Thursday, October 18, 2012

Told Ya Booed at home.....

http://perezhilton.com/2012-11-26-justin-bieber-performs-cfl-grey-cup-booed-watch-video Saturday, May 1, 2010 Justin tween "Tween" pop star Justin Bieber. Is being exploited left right and centre. Someone with his real interests, i.e. a PARENT ! Needs to step in and take charge. Before the nasty stuff starts to turn up. In the fall of 2011........ As well as heart break in 2012. Along with bad behaviour that even Canadians find offensive. Posted by Christian Dion at Saturday, May 01, 2010

Told Ya The WORST chemistry between two lead actors..EVER

Saturday, September 29, 2012 Ye Gods.........   Lindsay Lohan, who is soon to be seen in the TV biopic  "Liz & Dick". In which she plays Elizabeth Taylor. (CRAP) It'll prove to be the worse movie ever. Now believes that she is just like Liz. WTF......... If that doesn't prove she's crazy nothing will. Posted by Christian Dion at Saturday, September 29, 2012

Jennifer Garner BEWARE.......

Mrs Affleck  better beware. Home wrecker  Kristen Stewart  is soon to work with  Ben Affleck  in a movie called  "Focus" Mrs Affleck  better tighten the leash ha ha. ps all this gossip of  KS & RP  being batter together.....BS.  In regard to Mr Affleck. He'll be delighted with all the awards in 2013.

Told YA Fart face the family says so too.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237807/Donald-Trumps-children-told-STOP-bashing-Obama-fears-hes-ruining-family-name.html Friday, April 2, 2010 Trump’d himself……… One day very soon, Donald Trump, Will get the comeuppance…. That the Karma Gods have been saving for him. It’ll be a big one….. Clue when his family turn against him. Posted by Christian Dion at Friday, April 02, 2010

Breakdown ahead

Here's the latest self published pic  of my favourite lesbian. Justin Bieber. Seems he likes to look at himself in the mirror  at the gym. If he thinks this will make the ladies swoon, duh....... More like the pic will be doing the rounds on the "Gay" sites. Oh well, closet door or breakdown. My bets on the breakdown first........

It's a "Woman's World"

From this Monday on a radio close by. You will be hearing  Cher's  latest single  "Woman's World". A thumping dance track. It'll be  a hit. Turn up the volume.

The end is nigh.....

Another "Told Ya" coming soon. Eddie & LeAnne on the rocks this Thanksgiving. But we've known it for months.ha ha

Told Ya Troiuble with Thanksgiving...

 http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/22/gabriel-aubry-arrested-fight-halle-berry-olivier-martin/ Tuesday, September 13, 2011 Olivier v Martinez Dear Halle Berry....... You need to get rid of that gold digger/Olivier Martinez  that you are dating. He is going to break your heart. Even after you get engaged, or God forbid marry him. As soon as he finds a richer victim. Ever wonder why the paparazzi know where you are having  a meal together? He calls them........ ps wait till the trouble at Thanksgiving  Posted by Christian Dion at Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Told Ya Gary get his OBE

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/4657368/gary-barlow-awarded-obe.html Monday, May 10, 2010 Tea with Lillibet for Gary......... Seems "Take That" boy band member  Gary Barlow. Has been rubbing elbows, with the Queen. The real one. (Not those that manage boy bands). She wants him to be her party planner. For two big events. Her 82nd birthday in 2011. The other her Diamond Jubilee in 2012. Hope her QE2's hubby makes it that far. Hubby's health needs to be watched at Xmas. I smell a knighthood. For Gary.  Or at least an OBE for starters.... Posted by Christian Dion at Monday, May 10, 2010

Don't hold your breath......

Sadly anyone thinks that this will last. Needs to check what Planet they are living on.

Put them away Dear.......

Madonna 's latest ad campaign for her scent  Truth or Dare. Shows her............ Well, it'll be a flop. So watch out for it in a 99c store  near you in the New Year.

Told YA More charges for NOTW & gang

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2235675/Rebekah-Brooks-Andy-Coulson-face-charges-alleged-payments-public-officials.html Friday, December 23, 2011 That old sinking feeling.......... Piers "Lardyface" Morgan. Seems to be getting into ever deeper water. He's had to testify in the phone hacking scandal  in the UK. Well he may think he's in the clear. But it is going to get even deeper the water Piers. Better start taking swimming lesson. Mind you, you are bloated enough both  in body and ego. So maybe you will just float through it. But 2012 for The Sun/NOTW newspaper will  be really troubling as police arrest  more and more  journalists and "Pals" Posted by Christian Dion at Friday, December 23, 2011

Told Ya Goldenball's departs LA Galaxy.....

http://www.lagalaxy.com/news/2012/11/david-beckham-play-his-final-game-la-galaxy-mls-cup-2012   Tuesday, July 26, 2011 She's in the money........ Harper Seven Beckham, the new arrival in the, Beckham household. Is already in the money....... Sales of  To Kill A Mocking Bird  by Harper Lee,  after whom she is named,  are up 120% on Amazon.  Shame they didn't call her  " Mummy can sing ". Good job Daddy will re sign to play in LA in 2012,  then leave at Thanksgiving. Posted by Christian Dion at Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Down under for Leo ?

This is  Margot Robbie  Aussie actress. Who some claim is  Leo DiCaprio's  latest girlfriend. Me I don't buy it. But if she is..... Not for long.

Told Ya Lindsay Lohan closer to clinky...

http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/19/lindsay-lohan-judge-revoke-probation-lying-to-cops/ Sunday, October 7, 2012 Not good.... I have a funny feeling that  Lindsay Lohan  is about to fall an almighty fall. This time she won't get away with it either. Posted by Christian Dion at Sunday, October 07, 2012

Told Ya Daniel Craig + 007 = $60+m

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4652189/daniel-craig-best-paid-brit-actor.html Saturday, October 13, 2012 007 Money Bags...... 007 James Bond aka Daniel Craig. Soon to be seen in the latest Bond Epic  "Skyfall" Will earn his bosses more money than ever for a Bond Movie. Which will be good when his agent goes to negotiate his next cheque. Posted by Christian Dion at Saturday, October 13, 2012

Any bets...........

So Taylor Swift is dating Harry Styles... Selena Gomez, dumped my favourite lesbian Justin Bieber. So, I think that Taylor Swift will go after him next. Should be good for a #1 hit for both of them then.

Told Ya Biggest Bond earner ever........

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/box-office-milestone-skyfall-reaches-391791 Saturday, October 13, 2012 007 Money Bags...... 007 James Bond aka Daniel Craig. Soon to be seen in the latest Bond Epic  "Skyfall" Will earn his bosses more money than ever for a Bond Movie. Which will be good when his agent goes to negotiate his next cheque. Posted by Christian Dion at Saturday, October 13, 2012

Told YA The "CULT" is at it again.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2234764/Church-Scientology-paid-30MILLION-criminal-investigation-death-member-dropped.html The Futurist’s Predictions for 2012 (Completed 21st Dec 2011) “LETS START WITH ONE MAJOR PREDICTION. THE WORLD WILL NOT END ON     DECEMBER 21ST 2012. PLAIN AND SIMPLE”. 65. TOM CRUISE. Is in for a rough year on all fronts. Family matters and romantic life is in for a big shake up this year. As well his career taking quite a few hits. One of which will be related to his belief in Scientology. Which itself will be dealt some blows this year.  

Country & Pop .......

The gossip sites are a buzz that , Taylor Swift is dating Harry Styles. Ha ha ha... Well this time she'll  be the one dumped  if they are dating. She's just after a visa to Britain.

Told Ya Lindsay FAIL.as Liz

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4650045/lindsay-lohan-liz-dick-panned-by-critics.html Saturday, September 29, 2012 Ye Gods.........   Lindsay Lohan, who is soon to be seen in the TV biopic  "Liz & Dick". In which she plays Elizabeth Taylor. (CRAP) It'll prove to be the worse movie ever. Now believes that she is just like Liz. WTF......... If that doesn't prove she's crazy nothing will. Posted by Christian Dion at Saturday, September 29, 2012

You asked........

I have been asked by many of you what I think, about the current Israel/Palestine troubles. Well the pic above should be a clue. If you think it's bad now. Just wait till you see what the idiots in Israel, Palestine Hamas & Iran  get up to in a decade or so. Sad they can't all grow up.

Divorce papers for New Years....

Mega pimp/momanager  Kris Kardashian Jenner. May well spend Xmas/New Years  with her current husband. But she won't be spending Easter with him. About time he dumped the bitch. Even though she's the one suing him  for divorce soon. Can't wait for the fight over that money stack......

Told Ya Iran........Isreal any excuse will do.....

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/apnewsbreak-iran-ready-ramp-nuke-program-17728697 Wednesday, January 4, 2012 Better take notice, World....... Not that I haven't mentioned Iran before. But we better take notice of the sabre rattling  that is taking place from them at the moment. This time that idiot in the cheap suit really  means business. But don't let that take your eyes off what  Israel has planned this year either.   Posted by THE FUTURIST at Monday, January 09, 2012

Told Ya more BBC Sex arrests......

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/jimmy-savile/9680420/Dave-Lee-Travis-arrested-as-part-of-Jimmy-Savile-sex-abuse-probe.html Thursday, February 24, 2011 Me & Her again......... Fair Warning..... This Sunday Feb 28th.. I will be on the " Jeni Barnett Show " BBC Radio London 94.9 FM 9am to noon UK time. Check website for details....... ps big trouble for Auntie fall of 2012. Posted by Christian Dion at Thursday, February 24, 2011

I agree it takes two to tango.......

While it takes two to tango as the saying goes........ I believe that  Paula Broadwell married biographer ex mistress of, ex CIA boss David Petraeus. (They will throw the book at him in time) Purposely went after him. Not that, that excuses him. But she is really going to regret it. There will be no tell all book for her. No Oprah couch confession. She may see this Xmas,  but I doubt she'll see the one after.

Told Ya 6.1 Chile bump bump

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2232583/David-Petraeus-sex-scandal-Pat-Robertson-defends-ex-CIA-Directors-affair-Paula-Broadwell.html The Seer’s Predictions for 2012 (Completed 21st Dec 2011) 6.   EARTHQUAKES. 2011 has seen more than usual earthquakes. 2012 will be even worse, with one really big hit. West coast needs to watch out.  

Told Ya.....Not good......

http://www.itv.com/news/2012-11-14/israel-kills-military-commander-of-hamas-in-gaza-attack/ The Seer’s Predictions for 2012 (Completed 21st Dec 2011) 3.   ISREAL They are going to be very naughty in 2012 and they won’t get the response from the rest of the World that they will be hoping for. Best think again guys.

You are going soon.......

Loud mouth moron & media whore. Donald " Baby Fart " Trump Is about to get his marching orders from. Macy's Ha ha ha ha ........

Spin off..........CRAP

"Jerseyshore" cast member Vinny Guadagnino. Is to get his own spin off talk show, called. "The Show with Vinny" Just imagine how many meetings were needed to come up with that name. Anyway, who the hell will understand  a word he mumbles. They'll need to spend millions on elocution lessons. If I were them I would just get him electrocution lessons instead. Won't last a month.

Warning Kim warning.

Dear Kim Kardashian. You are about to get dumped by your " boyfriend " Kanye West. Luv Christian Dion. P.S You do know he's cheating on you, don't you?

Told Ya Another Alaska shaker........

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/ak10598710.html The Seer’s Predictions for 2012 (Completed 21st Dec 2011) 6.   EARTHQUAKES. 2011 has seen more than usual earthquakes. 2012 will be even worse, with one really big hit. West coast needs to watch out.  

Told Ya 007 wins.........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2231382/Skyfall-sets-new-US-box-office-record-James-Bond-film-debuts-record-breaking-87-8-million.html Saturday, October 13, 2012 007 Money Bags...... 007 James Bond aka Daniel Craig. Soon to be seen in the latest Bond Epic  "Skyfall" Will earn his bosses more money than ever for a Bond Movie. Which will be good when his agent goes to negotiate his next cheque. Posted by Christian Dion at Saturday, October 13, 2012