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Shut your GOB !

Fame junky Andrew Cowles, Husband of the Late Stephen Gately, of Boyzone fame. Needs to curl up in corner and disappear. He’s done enough damage. Yet still he screams for publicity. Watch out Andrew, The Karma Gods have you in their sights.

Love Story, Mr & Mr style.....

Jim Carrey & Ewan McGregor’s new movie, “I Love You Philip Morris” Will be a massive hit. So OK it’s going to upset, Some of those that dress to the right. But those that dress from centre to the left. Will love it………. ps Jim Carrey won't do Dumb & Dumber 2

Miss Step…….

Kate Gosslin on “Dancing With the Stars” !?!?! Come on you casting guys, how low in the barrel can you reach? She needs to be gone in episode one. So she can go look after her brood…….

Miami under siege

I feel so sorry for Miami, why you ask ? Well those sub humans from the show “ Jersey Shore “ aka CRAP. Are heading to Miami to film the next season. Time to set up blockades, Citizens of Miami. I sense trouble !

Follow your dream, make it big.

Heart throb  Jeremy Renner, has had a wonderful week. Believe me there’s a lot more, to come for this actor. It is wonderful in Hollywood, For a change to see a nice, open guy to get to the top. Well done, Jeremy keep up the good work. Let’s hope the closet door stays closed. It may for a decade. Not much longer though.  

Rockwieller Camilla sent back to her kennel.

So The Queen is passing the British throne, to Prince William. So passing over Prince Charles. Like that’s a surprise, I’ve been telling folks for many years, That Charles would never be King. But watch the Shit that hits the fan from Camilla. She’s going to get real dirty, it’s fabulous. Camilla, the Karma Goddess just got you good & plenty.

A Scot, A Kilt & no Knickers ?

John Barrowman is about to start, filming episodes of “Desperate Housewives” in Hollywood. I predict those Ladies of Whisteria Lane Won’t let him leave.  Poor John Ha Ha. PS He better not start flashing them though.  He tends to behave like a naughty boy. Not as nice as he seems.

Rush to donate for a one way ticket.

Rush Limbaugh, says he is going to leave the good old USA. To live in Costa Rica ! Now although I feel sorry for the good people of Costa Rica. Doesn’t it warm the cockles of your heart? Sad though it won’t happen, damn ! But 2012 will be the time his career begins to fall apart.

Better than ever

Eva Mendes seems to have, been lying a little low of late. But don’t fret, she’ll be back in the spotlight very soon. With wonderful results……. 2012 engagement ring appears. But not from where people will think.

In West Hollywood inches !

Levi Johnston, the ex nearly son in law of the Palins. (lucky escape if you ask me) Striped off, well nearly…….. He thinks he has a future in showbiz. Duh, not likely. But he’ll keep trying. Levi, “Get an Education instead ”

Mr Slimey.....

 John Edwards, Needs to brace himself……….. If he thinks things have been bad lately. They pale in comparison, to what is about to come. Especially in 2012...... THE END.

Definition of BITCH !

Debbie Rowe aka Ex Mrs Jackson. Feels she has been ignored of late. REALLY ! So she is showing (FAKE) … Sadness, hurt, ???? Crap, she just wants more money. She won’t get it. PS if she re-enters her children's lives in the next 3 years. It will be really bad news for her daughter.... REALLY BAD.......

Woman just sit down

So Sarah Palin her of teabags fame. Amongst other things. Is considering Stand up comedy ! You just can’t make this up. But by the end of the year she’ll be sitting down, Then in 2011/12 she'll kinda make a bid to run for President..... But won't.. So then she'll have to sit down for good. Plus when the book about her using coke comes out....... BYE BYE Palin.

Just go away……

Just when you thought “Octomom”, Was fading into whatever…….. Wrong, I get the feeling, she’s about to return………. Worse than ever. Wait till the child abuse turns up. Which it will.......

Sharon, Fantastic !

I think Sharon Osbourne, is going to have a very interesting year. Along with all the odds & sods, we are used to seeing in. She’s got something new up her sleeve. Which will be FANTASTIC!. But 2013 will turn out to personally rough

Same tired old stuff.....

So Jay Leno is about to go back to his old time slot. With the same old recycled stuff. If he thinks that this is going to work. He is going to be sadly disappointed. But, maybe he won't. As it’s been about the money all the time. Gone by the end of 2014.

Old Lady walking.

I recently spotted “Posh Spice" aka Mrs Beckham, At Century City Mall, Los Angeles. Hunched over and shuffling along. Looking for all the World, like an eighty year old woman. So be it a beautifully dressed one. Fatten her up with, a double helping of Fish & Chips and mushy peas.

Tiz only an opinion...

Sir Elton John believes that Jesus was an intelligent gay man, Maybe he was. Maybe he wasn’t After all millions believe Jesus walked on water. Maybe he did. Maybe he didn’t. Remember “Free Speech” is for everyone. This is only going to get more and more interesting. Elton needs to watch his health in 2012. He also needs to watch personal matters in 2015/16. NOT GOOD ......