"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

Heidi Montag has just filmed her debut movie role. In a movie called “Just go for it” With Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Anniston & Adam Sandler. Obviously a comedy. I see this one going direct to DVD….. Sometimes even Hollywood goes too far…..

602lbs Donna Simpson is trying to become the World’s fattest woman. She intends to eat her way to 1,000lbs over the next two years. She’s a mother. I predict someone is calling Child services as you read this.

In a recent interview designer Karl Lagerfeld Is saying all sorts of weird things. Maybe when he lost all that weight, he also lost his marbles. Mind you he does carry a fan.

So fame whore, Katie Price aka Jordan. Has finally got to the bottom of the barrel. She wants to release a line of Children's Cosmetics. Featuring her daughter. It won’t happen. PETE CALL CHILD WELFARE NOW !!!!!!

UK comics Ant & Dec co hosts of “Britain’s Got Talent” Have had some wonderful success in their careers. But you ain’t seen nothing yet. Just watch them get stronger and stronger, over the next five years. But, wait till Ant is found out. about his cheating ways. With the "Assistant..."

The BBC want Kelly Osbourne on “Strictly Come Dancing” this season. She did so well on the American version “Dancing With The Stars” I think if she does she’ll win.

The BBC want Kelly Osbourne on “Strictly Come Dancing” this season. She did so well on the American version “Dancing With The Stars” I think if she does she’ll win.

Now that Boy George & George Michael, have ended heir 20 yr feud. We can look forward to a fabulous duet, That will be a Worldwide hit. Can’t wait.

UK X Factor winner singer Joe McElderry is on another winning streak. This time as a male model. Even though he’s only 5’5” he’s in big demand. Along with the tall guys. Watch how quickly he’s on billboard, in Times Square.

It seems teen sensation Miley Cyrus, Doesn’t quite understand her, Aussie boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s dry sense of humour. Let’s hope she never dates a Brit Ha HA ! She need not worry about learning the Aussie code of humour though.. He’ll move on to older bait very soon.

Lady Gaga’s latest video for the “Telephone” Once more shows her genius. OK a lot of people just don’t get her at all, Their loss. Watch over the coming months, As she reaches even greater heights. A wonderful beam of light In an otherwise dull World.

British Songstress Charlotte Church. Is back with a bang, not only is she in fine voice. But she looks super slim and sexy. Watch for her new album… It’s a hit.

Fame junky Andrew Cowles, Husband of the Late Stephen Gately, of Boyzone fame. Needs to curl up in corner and disappear. He’s done enough damage. Yet still he screams for publicity. Watch out Andrew, The Karma Gods have you in their sights.

If anything good can come, from actor Corey Haim’s death. Is that the politics will put an end to the illegal prescription drug ring, that is rife in Hollywood. Let this be the last wrong death.

Jim Carrey & Ewan McGregor’s new movie, “I Love You Philip Morris” Will be a massive hit. So OK it’s going to upset, Some of those that dress to the right. But those that dress from centre to the left. Will love it………. ps Jim Carrey won't do Dumb & Dumber 2

As Britney Spears get’s better & better. She should know that she is well & truly back. With really wonderful times ahead. With a mega hit in 2011.............

Kate Gosslin on “Dancing With the Stars” !?!?! Come on you casting guys, how low in the barrel can you reach? She needs to be gone in episode one. So she can go look after her brood…….

I feel so sorry for Miami, why you ask ? Well those sub humans from the show “ Jersey Shore “ aka CRAP. Are heading to Miami to film the next season. Time to set up blockades, Citizens of Miami. I sense trouble !

Heart throb  Jeremy Renner, has had a wonderful week. Believe me there’s a lot more, to come for this actor. It is wonderful in Hollywood, For a change to see a nice, open guy to get to the top. Well done, Jeremy keep up the good work. Let’s hope the closet door stays closed. It may for a decade. Not much longer though.  

So UFO’s have been spotted over Norfolk, England. Which is a bit of a surprise. Why? Well if you ever visit Norfolk you’ll know why. By the way the photo is a fake !!!

So The Queen is passing the British throne, to Prince William. So passing over Prince Charles. Like that’s a surprise, I’ve been telling folks for many years, That Charles would never be King. But watch the Shit that hits the fan from Camilla. She’s going to get real dirty, it’s fabulous. Camilla, the Karma Goddess just got you good & plenty.

John Barrowman is about to start, filming episodes of “Desperate Housewives” in Hollywood. I predict those Ladies of Whisteria Lane Won’t let him leave.  Poor John Ha Ha. PS He better not start flashing them though.  He tends to behave like a naughty boy. Not as nice as he seems.

Ex politician Eric Massa the tickling sailor. Is dodging every question why he’s resigning. Personally I think he’s having a breakdown. But the comics, are going to love what he does next. Stay tuned……..

Rush Limbaugh, says he is going to leave the good old USA. To live in Costa Rica ! Now although I feel sorry for the good people of Costa Rica. Doesn’t it warm the cockles of your heart? Sad though it won’t happen, damn ! But 2012 will be the time his career begins to fall apart.

Rush Limbaugh, says he is going to leave the good old USA. To live in Costa Rica ! Now although I feel sorry for the good people of Costa Rica. Doesn’t it warm the cockles of your heart? Sad though it won’t happen, damn !

"Love Never Dies" No, it isn’t the next Bond movie. It’s the sequel to. Phantom of the Opera. About to be unveiled allover, The World………. It will be even bigger than Phantom.

Peter Andre aka ex Mr Katie Price. Has had a rough time of late. However he is about to show the World, That he is truly talented. But the best part is. He will outlast his Ex. Especially in 2013 TV ......

The fabulous Jennifer Coolidge. Deserve all the success that is beginning, to come her way, at last. Jennifer, there’s a whole lot more to come.

So Danii Minogue, sister of Kylie, Is a little upset at Sharon Osbourne Re the comments Sharon made about her. This is going to get really nasty.

As actor Gerard Butler becomes even more successful. He’s going to put a stop to his romantic wanderings. Why ? Well he’ll meet the right one this year.

Eva Mendes seems to have, been lying a little low of late. But don’t fret, she’ll be back in the spotlight very soon. With wonderful results……. 2012 engagement ring appears. But not from where people will think.

Oh Dear, Oh Dear ! There's a sex scandal at the Vatican. No ! can't be...... Really...... Yes, with rent boys... Choirboys....... This is only going to get, better or worse. Depending on which side of "HYPOCRISY....." you sit.

The “Yorkshire Ripper” Peter Sutcliffe. Says he’s sane, yeah right. He is also trying to get paroled, after 30 years in prison. Let’s hope he’s holding his breathe.

Levi Johnston, the ex nearly son in law of the Palins. (lucky escape if you ask me) Striped off, well nearly…….. He thinks he has a future in showbiz. Duh, not likely. But he’ll keep trying. Levi, “Get an Education instead ”

Sorry to spoil the peace & tranquility. I know Paris Hilton, has been off the radar of late. But she’s about to reappear, with even less manners & morals then before ! I know hard to believe.

 John Edwards, Needs to brace himself……….. If he thinks things have been bad lately. They pale in comparison, to what is about to come. Especially in 2012...... THE END.

Just a year ago, Micky Rourke. Was back on top and looked. As though he was in control. Now, I get the saddest feeling, he’s falling off the right track. Going back to his old ways. Let’s pray not.

Don’t worry about Paula Abdul…. So she’s not on Idol anymore. Best move she ever made. Over the coming months, you’ll see why. Hint: Massive ratings.

Debbie Rowe aka Ex Mrs Jackson. Feels she has been ignored of late. REALLY ! So she is showing (FAKE) … Sadness, hurt, ???? Crap, she just wants more money. She won’t get it. PS if she re-enters her children's lives in the next 3 years. It will be really bad news for her daughter.... REALLY BAD.......

Monique, have a lovely Sunday. You will………

I think Sandra Bullock, is going to have a lovely weekend

So Alex Reid aka Mr Katie Price “ Jordan”, Is here in L.A. Is he in for a shock. Those boys in West Hollywood will rip him apart. They make the British press look like, Nuns…………..

Johnny Depp brings us “The Mad Hatter” This weekend, mad it may be. But it’ll be Wonderful. Watch for a sequel……..

So Sarah Palin her of teabags fame. Amongst other things. Is considering Stand up comedy ! You just can’t make this up. But by the end of the year she’ll be sitting down, Then in 2011/12 she'll kinda make a bid to run for President..... But won't.. So then she'll have to sit down for good. Plus when the book about her using coke comes out....... BYE BYE Palin.

If actor Josh Duhamel thinks he’s heard, The last of his romantic roaming troubles. He’s living a bubble. Over the coming weeks, more of his wanderings will come to light.

Robert Pattinson’s new movie “Remember Me” Won’t be………….. Sometimes a one trick pony, Is a one trick pony.

Watch in the coming months for Danyl Johnson. From “ The X Factor ” in the UK, last year. He’s going to be a big Star. America you heard it here first.

So the latest bachelor pilot Jake, Is planning to marry his choice! What a pile of crap. Jake wake up she’s a money hungry tart. Let’s hope he signs the divorce papers Before he says “I Do”

Watch the T.V Guide Channel on Sunday. To see the Fabulous Vivaca A Fox. Dazzle as she interviews the Oscar hopefuls. She’ll be as sparkly as ever.

Just when you thought “Octomom”, Was fading into whatever…….. Wrong, I get the feeling, she’s about to return………. Worse than ever. Wait till the child abuse turns up. Which it will.......