"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

Get this…… In Germany at a place called. Wewelsburg Castle. (Which was a Nazi HQ in WW11) A group of ***** have opened the above. As a Nazi museum….. My prediction. It will close very soon.

Brit comic Russell Brand. It appears he’s in a spot of trouble. What you ask……. Well he likes to walk around in his underpants. When other people are there. DUH..., it’s Russell Brand….. Thank God he keeps them on. Wait till 2021/22/23 + very bad years for him........  He's going to loose the plot. For sure..

Amy Winehouse has said that She is going back to her ex hubby/dealer. If she does this she won’t see Xmas 2011. It pains me to say it. But it is what it is……..

Hilary Duff & boyfriend,  Mike Comrie. Are engaged.......... Fantastic,  It won't last 5 years.

Mr & Mr Elton John, Will adopt a child, in fact more than one. Despite all the crap. That one adoption agency  has given them. Or a bottled version.......

Watch out for Tobias Mead. He's going to be on  "Britain's Got Talent" He's a dancer, Like none before.... He's going to be a big Star.

It looks like that tasteless Nike ad, that has Tiger . Apparantly listening to his Dad from beyond. Is what has pushed Elin over the top. To file for divorce. To me just shows, that Tiger just doesn’t get it.

  So Paris Hilton has split with her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt again……… The surprise is ???? She’s a tart…. She’ll never have a real relationship. Other than the one she has with herself.

Actress Melanie Griffith…… Is clean & sober.. By doing so she is back on track, On the way to the top. Fantastic………….

--> So Kim Kardashian is stepping out , In Spain with footballer.. Cristiano Ronaldo. It won't last. Some people ask “What do they have in common ?” Simple they can swap make up tips. Plus they are both DIM MORONS. Don't worry. One day his secret will "OUT"

Ricky Martin has a new video. Where once again he is naked. In his comeback performance. A stroke of genius… But do I smell a theme..,…? Australia call is 2013, he will be brilliant.

“Boyzone” have a new single. Which will launch complete with A risqué video on May 17 th . It’ll be a hit…… Plus the late Stephen Gately, Will be watching the guys naked, While howling with approval…

What do the Scissor Sisters & Sir Ian McKellan, Have in common….? They have record a song together. Called ‘Invisible Light” It’ll be a hit in the clubs. Really cool……..

U.K. airspace has been closed. Due to the ash from the Icelandic Volcano. But, believe it or not. Some people are complaining……. So, I say let them fly the aircraft. Then when they fall from the sky. There will be only them to blame. Pillocks……. America needs to watch 2017/18. For their big eruption.. p.s. Etna in 2012 will be a problem..... (On a side note. In 2014/15/16. A political event. Will bring down the Iceland government. As well as many more Dominoes, fall around the World. Of the rich & the powerful).

So Mel Gibson and his Russian girlfriend. Are splitsville.. Like that's a surprise. It woild never have worked. He need to go back to Pougkeepsie.

Seems that Tiger didn’t just loose the Masters…… He’s about to loose his marriage soon. Elin, will file for divorce before the end of summer.

Reality TV star Heidi Montag Has a new ambition…. She wants to be an action hero. Apparently she’s writing a screenplay For herself……. A Bimbo meets Bond type thing. OK, I am on the floor laughing too. But in Hollywierd you never know.

Whitney Houston is getting worse. She seemed to be all cleaned up, But it looks like she is Back to her old ways. Let’s hope someone around her, steps in very soon.

Congratulations to my Dear friends Andy & Danielle, to whom the stork, Delivered a baby boy, today. In Hollywood. 5lbs 11oz at 12.18pm (PT) The first of many…… p.s. Andy is going to be a Star..... of course it helps he's cute...

Andy Dick has now taken to walking Into peoples homes in the middle of the night. He didn’t get arrested.. The cops gave him a ride home. Let’s guess drink or drugs or both. He’s going do it again….. And next time it won’t end as happy….. He's going to get sued big time....... He'll lose too.

Sassy Thomas from London. She makes $4.000 a month Stuffing her mouth with food. Men watch these videos, it’s a fetish thing. She’s about 300lbs and growing. Sassy. YOU ARE KILLING YOURSELF. Silly bitch.

4/13/2010 Rumour mill says…. Dame Elizabeth Taylor, Is to marry a 49yr old talent agent. Jason Winters, a friend of Michael Jackson. By the way she’s 78 yrs old. Not unless Gay marriage Was made legal in California overnight. Mind you she would have to live 5/6 years more. Then they could live anywhere.

Why is that reality show “Pretty Wild” on TV? It features girls, Who’s claim to fame. Is involvement with stealing Over $2 million dollars. From celebrities homes. Not exactly role models. Get them off the air or cable.

Snoop Dog & Susan Boyle. Now, that you may say Is an odd match. Not so…… They are to record a duet. A stroke of genius. An automatic hit…..

  Hugh Hefner 83 yr old. to marry his new playmate. Crystal Harris 23 yr old. I don’t think so. He’s too smart, She’s too dumb. Plain & Simple………

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel. Are KAPUT…….. Duh, Told you so months ago. Very good news for her. Him well he’ll never settle, Till he finds himself……… Or wins her back......

The rumour mill has it, That Miley Cyrus is planning To marry her latest “beau” Liam Hemsworth. The minute she turns 18 yrs old. A disaster waiting to happen, Which it won’t……. Miley wake up, he’s only after publicity.

Watch your TV screens for an 81yr old Granny from the UK. If you thought Susan Boyles success Was staggering… Just wait………. For Janey Cutler……..

  Dannii Minogue. Sister of Kylie. Says the when she first met her hubby, Rugby hunk Kris Smith. She thought he was gay. What’s that they say about first impressions? Ermmmmmmm….. Something not right with her & Cowell either.

Well,well it appears that Quientin Tarantino. Is eager to work with Lindsay Lohan. I think it’s a great idea. He’s probably the one person. Who can restore her career.

It appears Cheryl Cole has been Told by some LA psychic. (It wasn’t me) That Cheryl & cheating hubby Are soul mates. BOLLOCKS……. Soul mates don’t cheat on each other. Cheryl divorce the bastard. She'll be back with him, by summer 2011. Silly ..........

Oprah finally announced that her New project will launch on 1.1.11, which in numerology is 4 Which means partnerships. Looks like it going to be a great hit.

LA Dodgers owners  Mr & Mrs McCourt. Divorce saga is nothing short of  a real soap opera. Amongst other things, she wants. $1 million a month to live… LA Dodgers stadium staff  Earn $7 an hour…… Before tax…… Enough said.......

So Oprah is moving Long time beau Steadman out. At the same time moving Long time friend Gail in…… Hope they don’t think people Will think something’s up. Because they will…. Plain & simple…..

So crossdressing cage fighter Alex Reid aka Jordan’s latest hubby. Is comparing himself to, Jesus……. Ms Alex your’e a wanker……… Literally………. He’s going to get in deep do do for this.

The latest Nike Ad, Featuring Tiger and The voice of his late father. Is way beyond bad taste. This is going to back fire, Big time…….. Absolutely tasteless…..

Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael, engaged to Kate Major. The ex of Jon Gosselin?? What the ……. I think I am in a time warp. It must be April 1 st ....... Hope the ring is on approval…

God help Miami….. Those hobbits from the Jersey Shore have landed. I think they need to declare Marshall law…… It’s going to be nasty……

Jon Gosselin, not exactly the father of the year. Has filed for sole custody of the children. Ecellent idea. As his ex wife Katie “Two Left foot” Gosselin. Is clearly ignoring the children. But, she’s certainly not spending that time in the dance studio.

So Jamie Foxx is pissed, That Howard Stern is insinuating that Jamie is Gay. Well, it’s going to get very interesting. As Howard isn’t the only one in Hollywood to think the same. I think he should be a judge on a talent show.

Nicolette Sheridan is suing Marc Cherry. The creator of “Desperate Housewives” Wether or not this goes to court. Not important……….. She’ll not win………

Selena Gomez is the new upcoming Disney Queen……… She is going to knock the socks off all the others that have come before her. MIley lookout………

So Dr Who has a new Time Lord. One Matt Smith…….. As common as his name. The Beeb has certainly made a boob this time. They’ll be begging David Tennant, To return before his contract ends in 2013. This is what the critics will say..... But Matt Smith will turn out to be the best Dr Who for years.

Gerri Halliwell aka Ginger Spice. Is recording a new album. Good….. She’s also planning to go on tour. Even better……. Both will be a hit.

So Jesse James has left Sex Rehab already. What’s that a week…. Errr…….. You don’t even get over a zit in a week. MORON.

There’s an interesting rising new Star in the World of Magic. She Mask…….. Watch for her she is going to be a huge Star.

If you want to see the future of TV. Here’s Rich Fields & Adam West. The two new faces of comedy. http://www.youtube.com/user/RichFieldsGoneWild Whether you believe or not someone has cursed the Batman movies.  As the next couple of years will show.

Marlee Martin has just done a TV pilot called “My Deaf Family” It’s a reality show…….. Let’s hope it get’s picked up. If it does it will be one reality show that will do some real good. I predict it will.

What’s all the fuss about Cheryl Cole spending Easter. With DWTS’s Derek Hough? He is after all. Old enough to grow a beard. Derek she's using you........

Posh spice & hubby Becks, Are trying for another baby. Well they’ll get one. They want a girl…….. Well that’s good because that’s what the next  and last baby will be. Pregnant within a year.