"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

So Lindsay Lohan has signed on to play Linda Lovelace the porn star. In a movie about Lovelace's life. Well in Lindsay's favour, she won't have many lines to learn. But personally I think this will. Turn out to be the death nail, in her career. Altough I don't think she'll do it the end. As the director will end up dropping her.

It's great to see Kylie Minogue. Back in the limelight, looking fabulous. After her recent health issues. Watch for more from this Pop Diva.

"Bones" hunky lead David Boreanaz, has confessed to cheating. But he only did so, after his mistress. Went public. Well, is going to get a lot worse. Just wait till the mistress tree get's a good shake. See them all come falling down.

Sienna Miller & Jude Law are back together. Good. Maybe they will both behave this time round. After all they are each others "Soulmates"  

Julianne Hough will be back on next seasons DWTS. Seems her country career didn't quite take off. Never mind Julianne. Try this, do DWTS and do the country stuff on the side. Because when you are on the box, every week people remember you. When you aren't they don't.

Country Superstar Chely Wright, has come out of the closet. Well this is going to get very interesting. As of all the music genres country, is the most homophobic. But I think she'll be more popular, in the long run.

So Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon, married just two years. Renewed their vows the other day. Pray tell, what are they trying to prove? That they are married? Or that it is a real marriage? My thought. "Ye doth protest too much". However they will be pregnant by years end. Times two, one of each.......

Uwe Mitzscherlich, a German nutter. Has married his cat. He bribed an official to make it legal. OK I could say something naughty. But, this is OK ? But same sex marriage is not. So much for sanctity of marriage.

Spencer Pratt is a Pratt. He's now trying to market an energy drink. That has a connection to those Jersey Shore idiots Can you imagine drinking anything that twit has touched. NO. It won't go anywhere, even if he does launch it.

Throwing Diva Naomi Campbell is set to marry Russian billionaire  Vladislav Doronin. Let's hope everything in the church & at the reception in glued down. It won't last. She said the money doesn't matter. Bollocks. It's all about the money.

Vernon Kaye UK TV presenter, is in deep "do do" A la Tiger, although not as many holes. I'm afraid it's going to get alot worse old chap. He's in real danger of loosing his career.

"Tween" pop star Justin Bieber. Is being exploited left right and centre. Someone with his real interests, i.e. a PARENT ! Needs to step in and take charge. Before the nasty stuff starts to turn up. In the fall of 2011........ As well as heart break in 2012. Along with bad behaviour that even Canadians find offensive.

Rush Limbargh that hate spewing radio talk show host. Is back to comparing, President Obama to Hitler. Just because there is "Free Speech" . Doesn't mean it's free. Rush needs to take a look at himself.

Tonight Ricky Martin made his, first public appearance, since he came "Out" On the Latin Billboard Awards. On Telemundo Television. He got a standing ovation.  From a Latin macho audience. Maybe times are a changing. But just wait till he gets married in 2014/15.

OK, so no one else is going to say this. Katie Holmes aka Mrs Tom Cruise. Needs to get away from her current life. Before she cracks up completely. Under pressure of her husband and the crackpots, that surround him. From that cult he loves so much. Because Katie he loves that cult, more than he loves you ! Oh! just wait till the auditioning of his "Wives" comes to light.

Maxxie aka Max Oliver, from BGT where impersonates his idol "Lady Gaga". He has been getting hate mail, along with death threats. What is wrong with people. It's called entertianment, you morons. Why don't you put on a frock and stand up there. On the real Gaga front engagement ring in 2012.

Betty White & Valerie Bertinelli. Are going to have a show on TV. In fact on the TV Land channel. It's going to be a massive hit. Set your tivo's......

The powers that be in Arizona, need to take a step back. Think back 60 years..... To what happen then. Feel familiar ? A very slippery slope.

UK Boy band "JLS" Are here in Hollywood. Walking around like normal mortals. However no one seems, to recognize them. What a shame.

I think NBC are crazy. They are in talks with Piers Morgan. To make him the next Barbara Walters. Please God no. If they do, it'll tank in the first month.

David  Beckham is putting on weight. Duh, he's out due to injury. Just proves he's human. Trust me he'll be in shape. In time for the next million dollar  ad campaign. France "beckens" in 2013......

What is wrong with BGT judge, Amanda Holden...... So OK celebs have a bit of botox, every now and then. But, she's gone way too far. I think she's gone on to the filler.

For all the "Gleeks" in the World. The next diva to appear, on the hit show "Glee" Will be JLo, yes Jennifer Lopez. That's one to tivo, for sure.

OK so you know I don't like rap music. But this kid called  "Akala" is going to be a global hit. Let's hope his pants stay up.

At last xxx actress Jenna Jameson, has filed battery charges against her boyfriend, Tito Ortiz. He needs to thrown into the clink. Then loose the keys.

Super brain Stephen Hawking, has declared that there are Aliens. Whats more they are coming to get us. Er too late Stephen... They are here already. Haven't you met the World's politicians?

Bristol Palin is upset that her, email account was hacked. I get that...... But if your mother wasn't such a hypocrite. Then no one would know who you were. Hence no hacking. Simple fire you mother.

Brit actors Vinny Jones & Tamer Hassan. Came to Holywood and started fighting. What arseholes. Listen you two, you are British. You are supposed to have some class. Grow up. Or they will take away your green cards.

Well, it turns out that Micheal Lohan. Has threatened to kill, his daughter Lindsay. Personally I believe her. She needs to get a restraining order, against this bloody moron. Before he does something, Nastier than he has already done.

Paris Hilton, says " All guys hit on me" Well, face it missy. You have portrayed yourself as a "Tart" What the hell do you expect. You'll never find a decent husband, anyway.

Seems Madonna's ex Guy Ritchie. Is dating Model Jacqui Ainsley. Don't worry Madge, it won't last. Just like everything Guy does. No follow through.

Adam Lambert launches his tour in June. It's called "Glam Nation". Not only will it be glittery, sparkly & Fabulous. It'll be a monster hit, that will keep getting extended,

Front man of the band Starman. Andrew Stone, believes his band is the next Sex Pistols. Sorry Andrew, not true. Nor will they ever be. Malcolm McClaren, must be turning, in his freshly dug grave.

Alcoholic David Hasselhoff, is moaning that his getting drunk. Was normal in Hollywood's old days. Maybe true David. But now we know it's not good for you. Better clean up. Or you'll be in the old Hollywood graveyard.

So Tiger waves goodbye to his wife & family. Like the dutiful husband he is. As they head to Sweden. Then he goes out to party at a rock concert. What don’t you get Tiger. Stay indoors

The NY hooker Ashley Dupre. Has posed for “Playboy” She says “To restore my image” This tart is thicker than we thought. My prediction. It won’t help. Nothing can.

So Michael Lohan is at it again. Spouting all sorts of crap. How the World is against him. Blah,blah….. Until you stop sponging off your daughter. That is how it will be. Get a job. PRATT !

Look out World Grace Jones is pissed. She’s claiming that Lady Gaga copied her ! Not quite Gracie, Lady Gaga can sing.

This is almost unbelievable, But then again this is Hollywierd. The Karadashian girls are writing a book. About, wait for it…….. Family Relationships. Not something you should buy for your daughters or your Sons.

So plastic surgery addict. Heidi Montag, who just had ten procedures in one day. Is planning to go in again to have her boobs. Resized, bigger.. She’ll fall over. Fame is a bitch.

The best news of the day.. That Gosselin woman has gone…. Now it can get back to being A DANCING show…….

American Idol alumni David Archuleta had a “Peek” In side the closeted doors of a NY gay club. David you are supposed to “Peek” out………..

  There’s a pic doing the rounds. Of Kim Kardashian. Smiling, in a low cut dress. Holding a kitten by the scruff of the neck. This bitch, (not the cat) Needs to be held up by her TITS. Then she how she feels….

Susan Boyle is writing her  Autobiography…… It will be called “The Woman I was Born To Be” In stores in the fall. I predict a monster hit.

Get this…… In Germany at a place called. Wewelsburg Castle. (Which was a Nazi HQ in WW11) A group of ***** have opened the above. As a Nazi museum….. My prediction. It will close very soon.

Brit comic Russell Brand. It appears he’s in a spot of trouble. What you ask……. Well he likes to walk around in his underpants. When other people are there. DUH..., it’s Russell Brand….. Thank God he keeps them on. Wait till 2021/22/23 + very bad years for him........  He's going to loose the plot. For sure..

Amy Winehouse has said that She is going back to her ex hubby/dealer. If she does this she won’t see Xmas 2011. It pains me to say it. But it is what it is……..

Hilary Duff & boyfriend,  Mike Comrie. Are engaged.......... Fantastic,  It won't last 5 years.

Mr & Mr Elton John, Will adopt a child, in fact more than one. Despite all the crap. That one adoption agency  has given them. Or a bottled version.......

Watch out for Tobias Mead. He's going to be on  "Britain's Got Talent" He's a dancer, Like none before.... He's going to be a big Star.