"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

Oh dear Jesse "Rat" James, Is going on ABC TV to explain ? Explain what exactly ? He cheated..plain and simple. Oh by the way watch for the tears. I smell onions............

Robert Pattinson, told Ellen DeGeneres That he had to have his haircut, as he had "nits" Well, he did.. But not in his hair. In his brain........ Idiot.

Tiger Wood's recent drama. Cost him 63 million pounds. ($120)....... I think that's a bit low. Wait till the divorce hits. You can double that.

So the Judge has issued a warrant, for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan. Please God. Let this be the wake up call, that saves her life. Hopefully, locking her up will keep her father away too.

Well, well the cracks    are widening in, the relationship between. Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie. (Seems she has the claws out, for Johnny Depp.  Not that she'll get him). I'll give Bradangelina till Sept 2012. Although, he may give in, to marriage it won't last. (If Johnny & Vanessa get past 2012 all will be well). Brad's just like best pal  George Clooney who  isn't into "marriage" either.

Larry "Birk"head, father of the late Anna Nicole Smith's, daughter Dannilyn. Is selling off Anna's stuff. What a prick. He should save it for Dannilyn. Then when she's eighteen, she could decide. But just wait till he puts Dannilyn to work. It's all about the MONEY.

Nicolas Cage, eating habits are dictated, by the way the animal has sex. Stupid ! He used to live around the corner from me. I knew he was crazy, why? Well he hobbles around like an old man of 90. No wonder he can't organize his finances.

David Hasslehoff has a new girlfriend. Called Anouska De Georiou. I think she must own a brewery. Can't wait to see her face, when he's pissed. Then tries to say her name.....

Apparently the BBC are courting. Posh & Amy Winehouse, for "Strictly Come Dancing" the UK version of DWTS. I can see the idea, but can't see those two being able to dance. No matter who teaches them. Not good.........

Sir Elton & Peter Andre. Are going to sing together. At a charity bash called, " The Butterfly Ball" Wonderful....... What's more it piss off "Jordan" aka Katie Price.... He he.......

Lindsay Lohan, has a new girlfriend. A photographer & cougar called, " Indrani". 13 years Lindsay's senior. Great, I think this relationship, will get Lindsay to grow and mature. I can feel the blood beginning to boil, in Lindsay's Dad's veins.

Hell raiser Pop singer Pete Doherty. Claims he's broke. He's living in a rented dumpy rented flat, in Camden, London. Well, duh...... Drugs are very expensive........ No drugs.... Better living. Idiot..............

Looks like Simon Cowell, will be on HRH's birthday honours list this year. Making him Sir Simon Cowell. God help us..............

Lady Gaga is learning to speak English. With a cut glass accent, just like HRH. Good for her........ It will certainly help her singing. As it will make her pronounce, the end of words correctly. However it won't gt her, an invite to sit on the throne..

UK comedian David Walliams, wed Lara Stone. Over the weekend at wonderful ceremony. At Claridges Hotel in London. Attended by all the A List celebrities. However, it's doomed....... Think Elton John & his wedding in Sydney, Australia.

A shit called Ben Bluet Mills. Has hawked  naked pics of Peaches Geldof. Daughter of Bob & Paula. Grand daughter of Jess Yates. Peaches your Mum & your Grandad, are tuning in their graves. Grow up........ If you do Peaches in 2012 BABY news for you.

Ex "Friends" star Matthew Perry. Ha a new TV series. on ABC. "Me Sunshine" Where he plays, a local stadium manager. Who on his 40th birthday, under goes a mid life crisis. Won't last till his 41st.   He needs to check his drug taking.  It's in danger of getting out of hand. To many people around him  are enabling him.

Actress Charlotte Lewis has come forward, to accuse Roman Polanski, of rape when she was 16. When she was working on a movie, in France with him. Called "Pirates". So at last the victim tree, has been given a shake More to fall out of it's branches.

Heidi Montag called the cops, on her mother yesterday. After her Mum turned up unannounced, at Heidi & Pratt's house. Mum is concerned for her daughter. (I don't blame her) Now Heidi is asking, for a restraining order against her Mum. Heidi, you should be getting the order, against the Pratt you live with. This is going to turn very nasty.

Mary J Blige is to play Nina Simone. Filming will begin later this year. Brilliant casting. I smell Oscar.

TV Chef Jaun-Carlos, of " Calorie Commando" fame. Is in clinky, accused of trying to hire homeless people. To murder someone for him. The police know who he wanted killed. But wait till they find, out the others he wanted done in too.

Chris Evans a Brit Radio DJ. Has paid 12 million pounds. ( $20 million ) For a Ferrari, a red one. But Radio bosses, insist, there's no money in Radio !. BULLSHIT......... No more freebie Radio, appearances from me.

Britney Spears has fired, her agent Jason Trawick. But has kept him as her boyfriend. Best thing she has done in years. Show how much she has grown up. He has had a brilliant effect on her. Wedding bells within 18 months. However early 2013 may bring a break.

So Sir Elton John & Lady Gaga. Wowed an audience,  at a NY charity bash the other day. Now watch, in a few months, for duet from the pair of them. A huge hit............

Katie Holmes has been offered, the role of Jackie Kennedy, in a new 8hr TV mini series. Which of course she has taken. Which is going to put a hold on, Tom's desire to have another child. Wonder what excuse she'll use once, the show has wrapped.

The Duggars, those religious nuts. Who have 19 children. What's more Mrs Duggar (44) nearly lost the last one. Are talking of having another ! These people are competely bonkers. He needs the snip.

Mr & Mrs Pratt....... Are not good at keeping the house clean. They let their dogs pee & poo, all over the house. When Heidi gets upset about the mess. Mr Pratt, tells her to pick it up. Seems to me that Mr Pratt, like the dogs isn't housebroken.

Hugh Hefner,wants "Ironman". Robert Downey Jnr to play him in a new biopic. Hef's  not stupid. Robert would be fantastic. If "Ironman" says  yes. I smell a hit.

So tapes have been released that show, Micheal Jackson, had a troubled mind. This is a surprise? If you came from that family, you'd have a troubled mind. Wait till the rest of the tapes are released. Then there will be some red faces. Secrets (open) that will shock the World.

So those idiots of the "Jersey Shore", TV show, now filming  season 2. Got some bad news today. They are all going to be replaced for season 3. Couldn't happen to nicer people. They won't work after season 2. So peace is on the way. Wait till companies start paying them  "NOT" to use their products.........

Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne. Are having a spat. It started at the very swanky, Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. Seems Lindsay, went too close to Avril's table. Not done, in Hollywierd, with out an invite. This is going to get alot worse. he he.

Don't think that just because Gordon Brown, has said he'll step down. (as he says not till September) That he has given up. What he is up to, is a stroke of genius. Just wait and see.

Idiot child Alexis Neiers from, reality show "Pretty Wild" Is going to the clinky for, robbing Orlando Bloom's home. Should be six years. Then she would be a role model.

Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliffe. Is trying to get a body like. Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo. For his next Broadway role. Daniel darling, you'll need steroids, lots of them. Or it won't happen. Romantic heartbreak in Autumn 2012.

So Andrew Cowles, telling his version. Of what happened the night his husband, Stephen Gately, of "Boyzone" fame died. The problem is, it is his "version" However, one day the true version, will be told to his family. Then watch the feathers fly.

Seems "Take That" boy band member  Gary Barlow. Has been rubbing elbows, with the Queen. The real one. (Not those that manage boy bands). She wants him to be her party planner. For two big events. Her 82nd birthday in 2011. The other her Diamond Jubilee in 2012. Hope her QE2's hubby makes it that far. Hubby's health needs to be watched at Xmas. I smell a knighthood. For Gary.  Or at least an OBE for starters....

Michael Lohan, Lindsay dad. Says he is "Disgusted that Lindsay is to play a porn star" Maybe......... But he'll still try to get his hands on her money. Moron, hypocrite. GET A JOB !!

A reporter called Ramin Setoodeh. Who writes Newsweek. Wrote an article in which he states. Straight men can play "Gay", but Gay men can't play "Straight" What a load of "BOLLOCKS" Ramin, good luck in getting, any more interviews in Hollywood. Haven't you heard of the "Lavender" mafia?

Darlene Egelhoff, Spencer Pratt's mother in law. Is facing foreclosure. When the moron Spencer Pratt. Heard the news he stated; " Best news I have heard all week". Indeed a PRATT & a complete WANKER.

Seems like Susan Boyle will play Fantine. Well at least for one performance. Cameron Mackintosh, wants her for, the 25th Anniversary of Les Miserables. In London later this year. She'll be fabulous.

Don't take the romance between. Cheryl Cole & rapper WILL.I.AM. To go anywhere. It's a PR stunt. But when the R Kelly "Cult".. Is exposed,  that won't be a PR stunt..

So Mel Gibson, who recently had a baby with his ex girlfriend. Well while she was pregnant, Mel was seeing a porn star. Funny how the ones, that claim to be religious. Are the ones that are the worst cheaters. What a PIG........

Comic/actor Andy Dick, now lives in a plastic garden shed. With a rabbit for a room mate. Maybe this will sort him out. No it won't. Things are about, to get really terrible for Mr Dick. Including a lawsuit he,   won't be able to recover from.

Gene Simmons "Kiss" front man. Would like Lady Gaga to join Kiss. Listen Gene if you ask her nicely. She will..... Lady Gaga is a PR genius. BRILLIANT..

Another sequel "Mission Impossible 4". Will hit theatres December 16th 2011. So no doubt we will be swamped with promo's. What a shame "MI4", couldn't go to the swamp, NOW.

So "Ghostbusters 3" . Will be released Christmas this year. What's more it will make  more money, then the other two put together. So guess what "Ghostbusters 4" won't be far behind.

So Lindsay Lohan has signed on to play Linda Lovelace the porn star. In a movie about Lovelace's life. Well in Lindsay's favour, she won't have many lines to learn. But personally I think this will. Turn out to be the death nail, in her career. Altough I don't think she'll do it the end. As the director will end up dropping her.

It's great to see Kylie Minogue. Back in the limelight, looking fabulous. After her recent health issues. Watch for more from this Pop Diva.

"Bones" hunky lead David Boreanaz, has confessed to cheating. But he only did so, after his mistress. Went public. Well, is going to get a lot worse. Just wait till the mistress tree get's a good shake. See them all come falling down.

Sienna Miller & Jude Law are back together. Good. Maybe they will both behave this time round. After all they are each others "Soulmates"