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There's a wind to blow........

There's a breeze, a wind, nay hurricane,  beginning to blow. First over the United Kingdom, Europe, then America............... The fear mongering that is taking place, is extremely dangerous. First, the powers that be promote "fear." They say the poor and unemployed are lazy. They tell people to work for free, to receive their unemployment benefit. Which only helps the companies, that support the powers that be. These companies make major profits, on the backs of the said unemployed. Which by their very actions, take away the jobs. That the said lazy unemployed, are supposed to look for. While working at those very jobs,  to receive their unemployment benefits. That they the"Unemployed" have already paid their dues for while previously working. Next the powers that be are removing from the Media. Anyone who is or appears to be, slightly Left of Genghis Khan. They, the powers that be ...... Do not want any voice of descent. As we witness this change as it b...

Windy Pope.......

So the Pope is in the United Kingdom. For which the people of the UK. Pick up the tab.......... Considering the UK is not a Catholic Country. Seems a bit cheeky to me........ Especially since the Pope's, right hand man said  " Flying into Heathrow is like entering a third World country" Well here's my view of the whole thing.

Bye Bye Bravo...........

When are those idiots  Tareq & Michaele Salahi  from  "The "REAL" Housewives of D.C." Going to get their comeuppance? Very soon........... They claim that "Bravo", is stopping them from talking ab out the "State dinner" farce. Not true............... They are going to be fired............ FABULOUS............... But wait till she runs off with a muso.

Jlo + one year = $12 million.........

So JLo has signed on to be a judge on American Idol. For a year.................. Of course she'll be a  great judge and help to the contestants. As well as looking fabulous....... But do you think she's worth the $12 million price tag? I don't............... I think the writing is on the wall for the show.  This is her way of getting the show she wants, with her hubby.......Marc Anthony. But that show won't happen.  As the marriage won't last past 2011. But just wait till all the  " Black Magic " stuff starts to appear.........won't be pretty.  

Told Ya..........

Friday, August 13, 2010 Public Suicide................ WTF is up with George Michael ??????? Yet again he's been arrested for DUI & Drugs. In London Thursday........ This time he's going to go to prison Why does some one who has everything, as the World would say. Money, Fame, Fans..... An ador ing boyfriend " Kenny Goss " Who's going to walk soon. I think he's trying to commit public suicide. So he's depressed....... Oh Dear.......... Try living on minimum wage, that's depressing... Get a life George.............. Get a therapist..........

I'm a real pistol...............

Spencer "The Pratt" Pratt. Was arrested in Costa Rica..... Why.......... He was carrying a gun......... The sad part is they RELEASED him. Please, go re arrest him........... Throw him in a cell, then throw away the keys. For the sake of all humanity.......

No greens..............

Halle Berry's new beau......... Olivier Martinez, maybe be pretty....... A model & actor......... But he's a diva..... At his favourite restaurant in L.A. He insists on the same table,  outside........ The same meal.......... With nothing green on his plate. Ermmmmmm, Maybe Halle can get him to eat some spinach, to keep his strength up. Stork pays Halle a visit in 2013/4........ A little boy. Lets hope he's nothing like his father.

Dear Kate...............

Dear Kate Middleton. Prince William's wife to be..... As well as the future Queen of England. Please take no notice of that bitch........ Camilla........... She is so jealous of you. That is why she is behaving towards you like she is. You have to remember that she is a WHORE......... In fact she comes from a long line of WHORES........ Why would you listen to anything this bitch says. Kate....... Just carry on being YOU........ That's who Williams loves............... Plain and Simple......... YOU............... Which also means that once you are Royal. Remember where ever you are there will be cameras. Especially on holiday. Beware summer/autumn 2012.

No more diapers............

Oh Dear......... All is not well in "Cruiseville" Katie Holmes............ aka Mrs Tom Cruise............... Has declared that she doesn't want anymore children. So far Tommy has remained quite. But here's my prediction. Within two years she will serve him divorce papers.

WTF.............

I know that I have mentioned this before........ But these stupid morons. Who claim to be good  "Christians". Are on September 11th. Going to burn copies of the Koran.  When this goes tits up. Ending in more killing of Men & Women in the forces in Iraq & Afghanistan.  Then what is the genius named Terry Jones,  who is behind this idea going to say? To add insult to injury he is a Pastor. A man of God................ Personally I think he is a  "WANKER"

Sunset Bitch...........rising........

Starting today  till the 26th Sept at the 'Waterloo East Theatre" West End Star  Miss Jessica Martin. Opens in her one woman show " Sunset Bitch" As "Veronique Raymond". Get your tickets now........ This is going to be a sell out. She's bloody amazing.............

Shut up................

Rapper  Kayne West,  is heading for a breakdown. He's spouting, off allover the place ........ About everything and nothing..... All the time. He really needs to go to see a therapist. Or,  we will be reading his obituary.

One expensive tart.......

UK football star Wayne Rooney, who earns $200.000 a week........... Has been caught again with a hooker. This time a $2.000 a night tart. So what you might say. Well he's married....... Also his wife is pregnant. This isn't the first time he's done this. This time the wife will forgive him. But next time she won't forgive him. Oh there will be a next, in fact many within the year... She'll divorce him............. Plus this will be the beginning of end of his career.

It's a red light, Lindsay.........

Dina Lohan keeps spouting that her daughter is fine. Well............. Lindsay was driving her Maserati, she apparently ran a RED LIGHT. Hit a baby stroller........ Then left the scene....... Yeah, Dina she seems fine to me. It is only going to get worse..........

Twinkle toes, not...........

I know I said I wasn't going to watch DWTS. Here's one reason....... (well two really) Bristol Palin........ means her mother will turn up. Aghhhhhhhhhh...... Bristol will make Kate Gosselin look like,   Ginger Rodgers.. It wouldn't surprise me if the producers fiddle the figures to keep her in till the final, God Help Us

Gaga Xmas

Lady Gaga has a new fame zone. A comic book will hit the stores in November. It's going to not only be a smash. But the most demanded stocking filler at Christmas. Better order early.......

Definatly NOT Dancing With The Stars..........

So we now know the new cast of "Dancing with The Stars" What a cast of crap they are. This is going to be the worst season ever. I'm mean some guy called "The Situation". Who's claim to fame is his abs......... But wait till he goes to jail... But the worst of all is Bristol Palin. This is the same girl, who told young people to abstain. Who now has an illegitimate child. I won't be watching............

Cher Thanksgiving.......

The movie " Burlesque " Starring Cher & Christina Aguilera. Which will hit theaters in November. Will be a massive hit. Book early & often.

Jail Time, Miss Hilton.

Once again Paris Hilton, get's arrested for drugs. This time in Las Vegas, not France. This time cocaine, not pot. Her excuse in France was  " The pot isn't mine" Charges were dropped. Her excuse this time. "The cocaine can't be mine,  as the handbag is too cheap" Well, this time the charges won't get dropped. She's going to clinky............

Civil Rights......Bollocks.........

So Glenn Beck Fox talking head. Who is a little right of Genghis Khan. Is going to hold a rally. On the very spot where Dr Martin Luther King, held his "I have a dream speech" Beck is doing this on the anniversary of Dr Kings speech. Beck say he is doing this to reclaim the civil rights movement. Which  civil rights does a rich, middle aged straight, Moron,  sorry Mormon, white man. Have to reclaim????????? He's had every right known to man, since birth. This is just another right wing stunt. When this all goes arse upwards. I wonder who, Beck will blame? Not himself........ That's for sure. Well this is the first of many nails, in his TV show coffin. He'll be gone within a year.

Spencer-recto-my....

Heidi Montag, now claims that she isn't happy, with some of the plastic surgery she had recently. She would like to go back under the knife. To reduce her boobs.......down to...... DD's !!!!!!!!!! Now that's not something you often hear, down to DD's....... I know what operation she should have. It's called a "Spencer-recto my" The would relieve her of 180 lbs of " Pratt"-crap.

Midnight rider..........

So within 24 hours of being released from rehab. Lindsay Lohan is seem whizzing around Hollywierd. In her Maserati.............at 1am. Doesn't seem to me that she has learned anything. Why does she need to be driving around, at that time of night? Other than to *** ***** Yeah...I agree............  I can't wait for the tax stuff to come out.

Bin her............

Mary Bale.... No she's not a celebrity. She's the bitch that put that cat in the dustbin. Where it was trapped for fifteen hours. She has apologized. Well kind of........... She said she was sorry....... then added. " It's just a cat " Now she has police protection. I have the answer....... Put her in a dustbin for fifteen hours.

Quicker than I thought........

Jordan aka " Katie Price " aka Mrs Reid. Well after two weddings.... One not binding........ (They should still be in the honeymoon phase) Has gone on holiday by herself. Claiming that she needs a break. While her hubby. Trains for a cage fight next month. Don't buy it....... The beginning of the end.

Madge, lost wages........

The rumour mill is alive with gossip that, Madge aka Madonna. Is going to sign a five year deal. To do a show on the Las Vegas Strip. Wait for it, for........ 1 BILLION DOLLARS !!!!!! Well, she may do show in Lost Wages. But not for a billion for five years. Why, the numbers just don't add up. draw in L.V.

Dina Loahn = Selfish bitch..............

OK, WTF............ Dina Lohan, is now saying that the "People", in the rehabilitation center, say Lindsay isn't an addict.  As well as blaming the original Judge, for being too hard on Lindsay. This women is a "Wack job". I have said it before and I'll say it again. If they let her out of rehab early. They are signing her  "DEATH WARRANT"

Fire the casting people.........

Rumour has it that "The Situation" (Prison time ahead) some moron from the reality show "Jersey Shore". Is to be one of the "Stars" on the new season of, "Dancing With The Stars" Should be renamed........ "Trying To Get Talentless Wannabes To Dance" STUPID.....

Trading, for a newer model...........

Poor old........ David "Golden Balls" Beckham, must be feeling really sad. Just the other day I told you, how he had to cut 14 staff members Worldwide. Now his BBF Tom Cruise has started seeing another. Tom has been hanging out with Zac Efron. Seems Tom, thinks that this will get him a younger audience....... Not buying it...... I think Tom just wanted a younger "BBF"

Tightening purse strings......

Oh dear,  all is not well in the world of Becks & Posh. They have had to lay off 14 staff Worldwide. Their accountant has told them to cut back. Personally I think there's more to it.... I think the Beck/Posh bubble is about to burst. They have way over run their 15mins. This will turn nasty before it's all finished. I wonder if Posh, has had to cut back on shoe & handbag buying?

Nice & Cool

Seems fashion designer extraordinaire, Karl Lagerfeld......... Really likes his "Muse"........ He was spotted with a male model, wearing 'Daisy Dukes." Trolling along the boulevard in St Tropez. I wonder what he wears on the farm?

The World according to the "Pratt"

Well, well all is still not well between Heidi & Spencer. Even though Heidi has filed for divorce from the "Pratt". He is about to exact revenge........ He's going to write a tell all book about their relationship. Which you have to admit is quite a miracle in itself. As he as an IQ of -140..... Maybe he will use his crayon set........

"Out" of touch........Ms Cheney.

Some people really make my blood boil. Especially those that go out of their way, to hurt their own. By that I mean Dick Cheney's, openly gay daughter. Mary Cheney........ Who has donated money to  Kelly Ayotte,  Republican candidate. Who opposes equal marriage for all. WTF if people don't look after their own. Why should others. This bitch needs to get a life, &  a new way of thinking. Once Gay Marriage  or to put it correctly. Equal Marriage for All. Happens in New York  and it will..... Within a year. The rest of the States will follow very quickly

Worst Mother EVER............

Dina Lohan is on TV saying that Lindsay, will be out of rehab soon. She said that Lindsay is doing so well that, she is going to be allowed out early. Way short of the 90 days that the Judge ordered. WTF is going off......... Lindsay not only needs to complete the 90 days. But stay for double the dose. If Lindsay does come out early. Then Dina you have signed  your daughters death warrant.

Tagging along.......

It has been announced that Usher & Chris Brown. Are to tour together......... What............ Usher are you out of your mind. Why would you agree to taking that idiot on tour. It can't be your idea...... It has to be some suit in management, that went Oh, What a good idea. Let's ask Chris Brown to join in. WRONG........ It'll be a bomb.

Polish porn...........

A Wonderful day......... From the "Gift" that keeps on giving. Apparently Mel " Motormouth Moron" Gibson. Had/has a mistress.............. A Polish Porn Star "Violet Kowal". Seems she was told to "lie low." (sorry about the pun)  For a while............... Mainly due to Mel's taped rants. Ermmmmmmmmm..... I smell a sex tape, coming to a website near you soon.........

Plain and simple, they are MORONS..........

OK so now the right wing Christian nut jobs, are attacking Obama. For saying that the Islamic Center, should be allowed to be built near Ground Zero. I thought that Christian's were supposed to, "Love thy neighbour" "Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you" Etc, etc. So why are they attacking Obama, and the building of the Islamic center.? I just don't get it......... As I have said before. "Inclusion not Exclusion" is the answer, Amen For those that are upset with the above. Wait till he endorses same sex marriage in 2012......

No wedding cake for Derek............sob, sob,

Rumour has it that DWTS professional, Hoofer Derek Hough. Is ready to marry, singer/Xfactor judge Cheryl Cole. Funny that........ As we won't know till next Wednesday. If the the hold on marriage for all will be lifted. Maybe he has inside knowledge.......... She is however getting ready to drop, her 2nd solo CD later this year. Which she wont..... As it'll be a flop. Under her old married name. Which she plans to keep forever. Not a good sign. As for Derek future marriage/husband. Me thinks.....P.R. stunt......???? Oh well...... Sorry Derek..............

Moron Micheal............at it again

Well Moron Micheal Lohan is at it again........ He is saying that his ex wife Dina. Doesn't care about Lindsay,  she only cares about controlling, Lindsay and her money. Micheal a 5yr old at nursery school could have told us that. You and your ex wife are two peas in a pod. You both only care about the money. Why don't you both crawl back under the rock, where you both belong. If you really care about Lindsay you will. then she stands a chance of getting well. I feel he'll be in clinky before Xmas. Or he'll kill himself or both.

Public Suicide................

WTF is up with George Michael ??????? Yet again he's been arrested for DUI & Drug procession. In London Thursday........ This time he's going to go to prison. Why does some one who has everything, as the World would say. Money, Fame, Fans..... An adoring boyfriend " Kenny Goss " I think he's trying to commit public suicide. So he's depressed....... Oh Dear.......... Try living on minimum wage, that's depressing... Get a life George.............. Get a therapist.......... Kenny will be gone by Easter 2011  if George doesn't sort himself out..........

Open doors to one and all...............

Now that permission has been granted, for the building of an Islamic Centre. Close to Ground Zero in New York. The right wing nut jobs are up in arms. They claiming that building such a place,  is a dishonour to the victims of the 9/11 attack. (Despite the fact the Muslim's were killed in the attack). The only way to get peace in this World, is via "INCLUSION". Remember EXCLUSION is the road to disaster......... Something very nasty is brewing for NY between  June 2012 and Dec 2012.  Not a time to be there at all........

To Talk alot.......

The Goddess of TV, Oprah. Has given Rosie O'Donnell her own talk show. ( Wedding Bells in 2012 ) On the new Oprah channel, to be launched 2012. What a stroke of genius. Not only will it be a massive hit amongst fans. They will cancel it too. It will bring back interesting to television. Well done Oprah.

Balls............

UK football star Peter Crouch is having a bad week. After been found out, about having sex with a teenage hooker in Spain. He's about to loose his fiance Abbey Clancy. Peter is telling Abbey he only cheated "ONCE". Well Peter "Once Cheater always a Cheater". Abbey he's done it many times....... Get rid of him...........NOW !

They don't all sparkle...............

It is fun to see Miss "Nasty" Naomi Campbell. Try to get herself off the hook, in the trail of the Dictator that gave her "Blood" diamonds. I don't think she get's just how serious this is. Her glib response " The only diamonds I know sparkle" What a silly uneducated moron.......... This isn't like her recent troubles from phone throwing. She's not going to come out of this squeaky clean.

Out and About in Vatican City, with the Gibson's

I know I shouldn't but I can't resist. Mel Gibson's father,  obviously another Gibson moron. Went on radio and stated. "That the Pope is Gay,  & the reason the Catholic Church, isn't fighting to stop Gay marriage. Is the they are all Queer in the Vatican" You really can't believe how ignorant these people are. Who knows, he might be right............. Does he have an inside source at the Vatican? I wonder if the Gibson family, have ever visited the Gay Clubs that surround the Vatican? However you do have to note that the Pope, does wear that Lacy Long Frock & Red Gucci Slippers.

Ding Dong.................

Robbie Williams married Ayda Field, In a booze free ceremony, just of the coast of Los Angeles. As much as we all wish them all the best. If they get past  the Paper Anniversary. Then baby in 2012....... Then there's a good chance it'll work.

Prayers Please

A dear friend of mine "BB" Has to have a operation on her back. At 8am UK time Saturday 7th. She is a brilliant musician. With alot to give to the World. So we need her to be well.

Once a cheater, always a cheater......

LeAnn Rimes, she who left her hubby, for married actor Eddie Cibrian. Should have listened to me. I told her that it was the wrong decision. Dear Eddie has been caught cheating on Ms Rimes. With his ex wife................. Karma, such a bitch. Just wait till the old sex tapes appears. Who's LeAnnes that's who's.