"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

On Sunday  Michael Pena Linares. A Dear friend of mine .... Ran and completed the  Honolulu marathon, in 5.35.28. BRILLIANT............

Somebody needs  to sort out  Miley Cyrus. Hopefully sooner than later, or she won't be around to see Xmas 2011....... She is about to make  Lindsay Lohan look like Mother Superior.....

This is going to get very interesting......... Carrie Fisher, not one to mince her words. Has more or less " Outed" John Travolta....... Now I suppose there may be a couple of people in the World. To which this is a surprise......... But I bet Carrie has just been disinvited to all the Hollywood Christmas parties. Watch out soon for another   "Oprah talks to Travolta Show " complete with the wife............... But 2012 will be the worse for him. Then there's 2014/5 when we learn about his famous male " Friend ". Also an A List actor.

Not that I believe in violence. In anyway shape or form....... But if people think that  Charles & Camilla getting pelted in paint,  having their car attacked  is a one off.... Think again....... The British people have been pushed  far enough...... The powers that be better take note. You can't keep dealing with the Great British Public in the same old way....... Time for a rethink and very quickly.......

The World is safe once more....... Howard Stern has signed  on to do another five years. With Sirius Radio......... God knows for how  many millions..... But the moment he signed. The switchboards  at Sirius lit up. With people renewing  their subscriptions..... Wait till they see all  the new subscribers start to call.

Well what appears to a bunch, of suits to be a brilliant idea. Hiring Michael Lohan  to be a representative. For a rehab referral service. After all he's been there more than once. As well as it running in the family. Is and will prove to be a complete disaster. Watch out for the infommerical. Coming to a telly near you soon.

The soon to be out movie. " I love You  Phillip Morris " Is not a movie, about cigarettes. It's way, more than that, ha ha. It is really going, to upset the right... They are going to think, that the World is about to end. I can't wait......... ps It'll be a hit.........

Mary Bryne, Ex Tesco cashier,  & Ex  Xfactor contestant. Is all upset because, she got the boot from the show. Mary plus a whole chunk, of the UK. Believe the show is fixed..... Duh...... Of course it is....... Don't they read the small print, in those contracts, the sign to be on the show.

Here's a good Xmas pressie. Especially if you know  someone who is hosting  their very own pity party. "Sorry, Not dead Yet" by Sven Paardekooper. This book will end up, on the NY Times best seller list.

This is'nt going to go down very well, in the Jackson house..... Drug dealer  Dr Conrad Murray. Had a meeting last Friday, With the Nevada Medical Board. It seems that they are going to give, him back his license back. Are they MAD....... YES they are........

I have just had a terrible thought that, Adnan Ghalib,  Britney Spears' ex Beau/Stalker/User Is about to reappear  in the public eye. Please God no..............

The other day, Actor/Idiot or Idiot/Actor. Josh Duhamel.... You pick...... Was on a plane about to leave, New York bound for Kentucky. He was asked a total of three times. To switch off his Blackberry..... He didn't...... So after the third refusal. As well as laughing at the flight attendant. The plane was sent back to the gate..... Then dopey, was removed by the cops. What a wanker...... Who does he think he is. I'll tell you, For God's sake he's a Z-list celeb. Can't wait to see the next time, he goes through the TSA Pat Down.......

  A hardcore Christian magazine  called " Re ". Has declared that Simon Cowell is just like Jesus Christ.......  I never knew Jesus traveled in private jets,  had luxury cars, houses all over the place. These people are bonkers....... These are the same kind people, who declared war on the " Beatles". After John Lennon said a similar thing. So next time you hear politician's, claiming they are  "Good Christians" Think twice or you may end up, with Simon Cowell as president. Mind you Spring 2012 will be personally very bad.

The " Hollywierd  rumour mill. Is all a tingle  with the story that, Eva Longoria  & her soon to be ex cheating husband Tony Parker. Are to get back together again. What a crock of crap........ Just because they were spotted, having lunch the other day. Means they are getting on...... He cheated, more than once..... He's out......... He was probably trying to get her, to not take him to the cleaners. Tuf Tony, tuf............

Today I went to see, " Burlesque " ....... Go see it............. FABULOUS........... I smell a  stage show version....... Las Vegas calls............

Housewives of Atlanta Star/Tart. Kim Zolciak who is pregnant.... Is at least engaged to the father  of the child. He's a footballer. called  Kroy Biermann. This has to be all PR.......... Cause it ain't for real...... Well the Wedding may happen. But it will end in divorce for sure.

So the latest idea, from the idiots in the  UK government. Is to increase the tax on high alcohol beers. This "THEY"  say is to stop over drinking. What a pile of crap. It's just another way to screw the public.

Susan Boyle, is working on a musical  of her life. The Star  of this magnificent production.. Herself......... Now before you snobs, start turning up your noses. Just cast your minds back to her first BGT audition. I rest my case...... It'll be a smash..............

  I hate to start a new week on a downer........ But picture above, isn't a one off,  I'm afraid to say. There is going to be a lot more of this discontent. Not just in England, France, Spain or Eygpt either. It is going to be Global.

Last night i watched, " I Am tour " The documentary about Beyonce's World tour. Brilliant, indeed. Clearly shows that she is a  bright producer. Clever Director...... That she the gift of an amazing voice. But the greatest  Gift that the God's blessed her with is the  " Gift " of " Charisma ". Ms Knowles, use this Gift wisely. You are in a position to do great things. I look forward to the results.

These "MORONS"  who claim to be  good Christians. Are anti Gay,  Anti Women,  Racists, you know the rest. Have had an "App", approved for the IPhone to spread their hate. Time I think for Apple, to be held responsible, For all the deaths this will cause.

Isn't this nice to see....... Ryan " Mr Showbiz " Seacrest & his girlfriend, Julianne Hough...... Strolling together through the most romantic city in the World Paris.......... Don't you just love  " Showbusiness " He He......

That moron Tinpot dictator, in North Korea, Has decided to lob missiles, at South Korea, Everybody better take notice. Because this is going to get a lot worse. Before it gets any better. If people need a reference point. Remember, the 1930's Another Tinpot dictator, thought he could lob stuff at Europe. However he'll be dead by Christmas 2011. Mind you his successor will be worse. He'll use " KINDNESS ".....

Friday, September 3, 2010 Twinkle toes, not........... I know I said I wasn't going to watch DWTS. Here's one reason....... (well two really) Bristol Palin........ means her mother will turn up. Aghhhhhhhhhh...... Bristol will make Kate Gosselin look like,   Ginger Rodgers.. It wouldn't surprise me if the producers fiddle the figures to keep her in till the final, God Help Us

Actor  Brendan Fraser's  new gig, Is on the  Great White Way. aka Broadway............. In a play called, " Elling "........ I smell a " Tony " ( That's if the producers don't pull plug )

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,  Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.  No one knows for sure how old he was,  since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.  He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come in out of the rain; - Why the early bird gets the worm; - Life isn't always fair; - and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies  (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies  (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly  when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.  Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate;  teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch;   a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,  only worsened his condition. Common Se...

Thursday, May 6, 2010 Lindsay low down.... So Lindsay Lohan has signed on to play Linda Lovelace the porn star. In a movie about Lovelace's life. Well in Lindsay's favour, she won't have many lines to learn. But personally I think this will. Turn out to be the death nail, in her career. Altough I don't think she'll do it the end. As the director will end up dropping her.

So "El Papa"  aka The Pope. Has opened his gob again, showing just how stupid he is. He now thinks, that the wearing of condoms, maybe OK......... Really.......... Yes, really....... But only if you are a " MALE HOOKER " WTF ??????? Maybe he thinks all that, Gay men are hookers ! Mind you there are all those Gay Bars, Around the Vatican....... Perhaps only the hookers, get the invite for a nightcap at the Vatican. That would explain why El Papa,  would know about how to use a condom.

Hollywierd tongues  are a wagging, about  Jake Gyllenhaal  dating Taylor Swift. Personally I think it's a load of crap. If he is. he better watch out, he doesn't become  another country song. I would have thought, he had enough of country. With Brokeback............

The Australian Diva, Kylie  Minogue......... Has a new song out titled, "Better Than Today" It is going to be a massive hit. Click below to see the video FABULOUS. http://punchbowlblog.com/2010/11/19/kylie-minogue-better-than-today-official-video/

In the family, that just keeps on giving. Comes another GEM......... Willow, Bristol's  (she that preachers abstinence) younger sister......... Has been having sex, with her 18 year old boyfriend. Sarah, even made Willow, take a pregnancy test. I wonder if Bristol will now, realize her message ain't working

Lady Gaga, it seems is about to buy, a $12 million Scottish Mansion. A place called Yester House. Set in many acres........ Well the butcher and the Fish & Chip, shop owner will love this for sure. But wait till she takes up the Old Brit tradition of dressing in drag... She'll be fabulous..........

Wednesday on Oprah. Dr Jeff Rediger, related his journey to see a healer. He is a real Dr. He went to the healer, as a skeptic........ He returned, a believer............ His quote. "It turned my life upside down" I hope Dr Rediger,  begins to realize, that his journey is just beginning. As well as that he will be a great light to a lot of people.

LeAnn Rimes's ex hubby. Dean Sheremet,  one time dancer, now chef in a swish, New York restaurant. Is going to marry Sarah Silver. Which is very nice.......... But a little confusing. As far as I know, "Gay" marriage, isn't legal in New York.

TOLD YA........ On Saturday afternoon. Prince William, Rescued a desperately ill man, from a gas rig off the coast of Morecombe, in England. Believe me, if you were on a gas rig, off the coast of Morecombe. You'd be gravely ill too. Having said that. The PR has started to put HRH, in an even better light than he already is. All this to piss off Camilla. But it is really, to get the World ready for a Royal Wedding.  Or at least the announcement of such. But to also prepare the World for King William..... "What" I hear you say........ William & Kate, will be engaged before this Christmas Oh yeah.......... Next year during the Queen's 60th Anniversary of being on the throne. She will announce that she will step down. Bypass Charles and give the throne to William...... So you see, Camilla will be pissed....... I love it..............

The Day after, Thanksgiving. Fran Drescher  aka " The Nanny " Premiere's her brand  new Daily " Tawkshow "...... It'll be a fabulous hit.

T his is the  front cover of " LURVE "  magazine. Beautiful,  yes? Well the model, is a young lady called. "Lea - T." She is a transgender person. Perhaps things are a changing.

Spoiled Brat,  Kanye West. Has thrown a tantrum....... So he canceled, an upcoming concert, on morning television. Just because a TV interview, didn't go exactly, as he would have liked. What a shame........... He needs to grow up. Which of course he won't. So I think one day very soon. He will just disappear......

Zoolander fans............ ZOOLANDER 2.......... Is about to start production very soon. It'll be a SMASH !!

Rich Fields, who was until this season, the announcer on ....... "The Price is Right". Is to become, the temporary announcer on. " Wheel of Fortune " FABULOUS news....... Well they say temporary...... I say it'll be for good. Success is always, the best revenge.

Wednesday students rioted in London. At the Tory HQ.............. Why,  well to tell the powers that be, raising the education fees is not on. If people think that this a one off............ WRONG....... It is only the beginning...... Months ago I told you,  that come November,  things would get bad. Wait till 2011.......... Hold on to your hats, folks..........

Heidi & Spencer..... Yeah the " Pratts", Claim that they are broke........ Who cares......... But a website based in  Costa Rica. Has offered them $100.000...... But there's a catch. Not a big one. They would have to go live in C.R. Please let them be packing ,  NOW..................

Of late certain tabloids  & news shows. Have been reporting that, LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Ccibrian, were engaged........ They are not........... I think the couple, were trying to sell their "Engagement". To the highest bidder,  and somebody jumped the gun. But a relationship, that's starts within another set of relationships. Never works......... LeAnn he will dump you.

On Sunday the Pope, paid a visit to Barcelona. He was met by a same sex kiss in........ Yet he still went on to attack Spanish law. For allowing same sex marriage. Doesn't he know that when in, Rome you do as the Romans do? Besides,  seeing all that same sex kissing. Should have made him feel, like he was back in the Vatican.......

MGM the movie people..... Who claim to be broke...... Are under bankruptcy protection. Have decided to go ahead, and make the next  Bond movie  after all.  To be released  2012/13 I bet they have..... A license to print money. It'll be a massive hit........ Theme song by Adele. Even more so for Mr Craig. But not as big a hit as the  wedding bells in 2011......

Simon Cowell and the powers that be.   At the X Factor, were all a dither, why? Well Ms Cole took off for Los Angeles, on Wednesday. To see her "Boyfriend" DWTS pro Derek Hough. So he could cheer her up......... Simon don't fret,  she's back now. Besides you know there are, no Wedding Bells there........

So Demi Lavato, Disney Star. Has entered rehab for emotional issues. Good for her......... A very wise thing to do. Get it sorted out....... Before it gets you. Demi, you'll be fine this time....... TAKE THIS TIME FOR YOU..... Because if you don't the "SMACK" will kill you......