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Rob wins???????

So Rob Kardashian believes that he is going to win. DWTS 2011. While it is good to have confidence......... To be deluded is something else all together.

Not buying it........

The Hollywood PR machine is in full swing. Claiming that Blake Lively & Leo DiCaprio  are an item. Something just doesn't sit right. Although ding dong for her in 2012.

Told Ya X2 DIM..............

Saturday, April 17, 2010 Mascara, blusher & Lippy…. --> So Kim Kardashian is stepping out , In Spain with footballer.. Cristiano Ronaldo. It won't last. Some people ask “What do they have in common ?” Simple they can swap make up tips. Plus they are both DIM MORONS. Don't worry. One day his secret will "OUT" http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3840258/Ronaldos-a-dumbo-says-ex-Nereida.html

Who knew.........

Kim Kardashian won an award today. She has been voted the  "WORLD's MOST ANNOYING CELEBRITY" I would never have guessed that one.

Total scumbag...........

This is Mark Wright from the reality show  " The Only Way is Essex " The UK version of Jersey Shore. He has just split form his girlfriend/fiancee. He now says that he is ready to date an ugly girl. What a PRICK.  Just wait till his "TV career" flops too PS He's wearing more slap than Lady Gaga.....

So soon.......

Not that we didn't know this already. Seems there is trouble brewing in the newly wed lives of  Kim and Chris. Looks like there's an annulment in the works.

WARNING

HOLLYWOOD AND VINE TALENT CASTING  LOS ANGELES  WARNING DO NOT WORK FOR THESE PEOPLE THEY CASHED A FRIENDS PAYMENT CHECK FROM THE PRODUCTION COMPANY AND ARE REFUSING TO HAND OVER THE PAYMENT

Down Under

  A STAR from Down Under is BORN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni3SUV5DA6Q&feature=related

Cow face........

Old Simon Cowell who's American version of  the X Factor started Wednesday. Has been hitting the botox a bit too much. He is starting to look like some kind of monster....... Mind you he always has. Shame they didn't inject his brain and mouth too. Plus there's trouble a foot amongst the judges. One will leave before the end .............

DWTS 2011

So season 13 starts tonight.......... This will be the most watched season yet. Can't wait to see what Cher pulls out of the bag. J.R. I think will win.............

A little more sole............

So now Cheryl Cole is going to start designing shoes? WTF.......... Well at least she will be close to where she belongs. The gutter.........

Told Ya. Joan in, boyfriend out............

Thursday, January 27, 2011 Joan & Melissa........The funhouse....... Joan & Melissa Rivers. New TV show.... Which debuted  the other day. Beyond fabulous........ A sure fire hit......... Long will it reign. But she needs to tell Melissa to get rid of that stupid boyfriend. He's on his way out..for sure......... There will be no xmas pressie for him.......... http://www.toofab.com/2011/09/16/exclusive-melissa-rivers-splits-with-boyfriend/

Told Ya..........Rugby player itchy balls........

Sunday, July 31, 2011 Happy Marriage ?????, lots a kids..... Zara Philips married her beau Mike Tindall,  on Saturday. She's the Queens grandaughter,  he's a rugby playing Yorkshireman. A perfect match...... Lots a little ones, for the Queen to spoil....... (If he's not caught cheating that is)  http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3818292/Mike-Tindalls-kiss-video-leaked.html

Time to go AWOL.............

Cheryl Cole in Afghanistan entertaining the troops? Haven't our brave men & women suffered enough !!!! But wait, if the send her to the enemy they will all surrender...... GENIUS..........

Told Ya DC Houswife runs off..........

Thursday, September 16, 2010 Bye Bye Bravo........... When are those idiots  Tareq & Michaele Salahi  from  "The "REAL" Housewives of D.C." Going to get their comeuppance? Very soon........... They claim that "Bravo", is stopping them from talking ab out the "State dinner" farce. Not true............... They are going to be fired............ FABULOUS............... But wait till she runs off with a muso.

Told Ya....Palin on " Coke"

Friday, March 5, 2010 Woman just sit down So Sarah Palin her of teabags fame. Amongst other things. Is considering Stand up comedy ! You just can’t make this up. But by the end of the year she’ll be sitting down, Then in 2011/12 she'll kinda make a bid to run for President..... But won't . So then she'll have to sit down for good. Plus when the book about her using coke comes out....... BYE BYE Palin. http://perezhilton.com/2011-09-14-new-tell-all-book-claims-that-sarah-palin-cheated-on-her-husband-and-did-cocaine

TOLD YA.......Paul McCartney to wed..........

Saturday, May 7, 2011 Ding dong,......... Sir Paul McCartney  has asked his girlfriend  of four years. Nancy Shevell...... to marry him....... Well done Sir Paul. It's a great match. I would love to  have seen, the look on  hop a long Mills's face  when she found out. http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/5622755/Paul-McCartney-to-wed-again 

Miss Quick..............

So JLo aka Jennifer Lopez. Certainly doesn't let the grass grow beneath her feet. Out already on a date with Bradley Cooper. More fool him, if he get's involved with her. However I get the feeling that there will be many more, suitors for Jenny from the Block. Which she personally has been around more than a few times. I get the feeling she'll leave AI in 2012.

Olivier v Martinez

Dear Halle Berry....... You need to get rid of that gold digger/Olivier Martinez  that you are dating. He is going to break your heart. Even after you get engaged, or God forbid marry him. As soon as he finds a richer victim. Ever wonder why the paparazzi know where you are having  a meal together? He calls them........ ps wait till the trouble at Thanksgiving 

Sally Kern Rep Oklahoma.....HORSE SHIT

So just when you think you have heard it all....... This silly bitch Sally Kern believes that Homosexuality is more dangerous that Terrorism. WTF....... She needs to go back to her real calling trading horse shit,,,,,,,,,,, http://unicornbooty.com/2011/09/sally-kern-homosexuality-is-a-daily-threat-worse-than-terrorism/

Home at last

Looks like Cheryl Cole has gone back home the trailer park at last. Thank God...... Best pray she stays there.........

GOD BLESS.........

Not good..............

Whoever thought that this would be a good idea. Truly has no commonsense at all. Mel Gibson is to make  movie about an ancient Jewish Hero. Judah Maccabbe. This can only end badly.

One to watch out for

Gary Oldman & Colin Firth, are making a movie of the TV show. Tinker, Taylor, Soldier Spy. It will be a massive hit . I smell BAFTA / OSCAR......

Told Ya Simon Cowell single.........

Monday, June 13, 2011 So Macho..really ? Sinitta one time  pop/disco star... of "So Macho"  fame. As well as one of  Simon Cowell's Ex's. Appeared at  Blackpool  Gay Pride  last Saturday. In her dressing room  she demanded.... 12 bottles of water. 12 fresh oranges. 12 bags of crisps  (chips in the USA). WTF.............. Gone are the days of champagne & caviar then.... See just how far the Diva has fallen....... Well, that's what happens when  Mr Cowell tires of you. Just as he will with his latest fiancee. Before the autumn. http://londoncitygirlmagazine.com/showbiz%20stories.html/simoncowellenga.html

Dr No...........

Dr Conrad Murray Michael Jacksons " Health Professional " Is going to take the stand in his upcoming trial. Clearly mad....... Big mistake.

TOLD YA.Russell Grant

Saturday, September 3, 2011 Told Ya....Russell Grant on Strictly Come Dancing Wednesday, May 4, 2011 Star to the Stars.......... My dear friend  Russell Grant  is producing  and directing, "A Midsummers Night Dream" In his homeland of Wales..... If you are near or  if you are not. Go see it....... It's brilliant...... P.S That's not the only thing he'll be doing this year.... In America we call it "Dancing With The Stars" http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3792327/Strictly-Come-Dancing-line-up-has-been-revealed.html

TOld Ya......Adele for Bond.........

Sunday, November 7, 2010 007...............2012/13 MGM the movie people..... Who claim to be broke...... Are under bankruptcy protection. Have decided to go ahead, and make the next  Bond movie  after all.  To be released  2012/13 I bet they have..... A license to print money. It'll be a massive hit........ Theme song by Adele. Even more so for Mr Craig. But not as big a hit as the  wedding bells in 2011..... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/3792745/James-Bonds-got-A-View-To-Adele.html

Jade Richards..the X factor....

  A STAR IS BORN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXTta3jf_5s

Told Ya....Russell Grant on Strictly Come Dancing

Wednesday, May 4, 2011 Star to the Stars.......... My dear friend  Russell Grant  is producing  and directing, "A Midsummers Night Dream" In his homeland of Wales..... If you are near or  if you are not. Go see it....... It's brilliant...... P.S That's not the only thing he'll be doing this year.... In America we call it "Dancing With The Stars" http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3792327/Strictly-Come-Dancing-line-up-has-been-revealed.html

Mel Gibson's, Ex's singing, earplugs required.......

Here's a clip of the song that Mel Gison, spent a fortune on of his ex Oksana singing?. Clearly he has no ear for talent. http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/090111_oksana_song_clip.mp3

DWTS GAY???????????????

Oh dear. Oh My.......... DWTS has gone gay?????? Who knew........ The right wing nutjobs are all in a tizzy. Not over openly Gay Carson Kressley taking part....... Goodness no, seems he has gone under their gaydar. No it's over Chaz Bono, born female.... Now legally male. Who will be, wait for it....... dancing with a woman............ YES a WOMAN, a REAL one even. The lovely Lacey Schwimmer. Oh this is going to get very interesting. (The girlfriend won't like that, mind you she'll gone soon enough). Can't wait. I wonder if the nutjobs realise that they, are giving the show even more publicity by complaining? I wonder if they will complain when host Tom Bergeron  wins an Emmy in 2012.

Told Ya......Baby for Sherlock......

Thursday, July 14, 2011 Coming soon....... Another smash for Mr Robert Downey Jr. As well as a baby for Mr & Mrs Downey.

This can only go wrong.......

  After  Chris " Homophobe/girlfriend beater" Browns. Performance at the VMA's  last Sunday. Lindsay Lohan wants to meet him. Not sure if she wants to date him or work with him. Which ever this  is such a bad idea on so many levels. One or both will end up in " Clinky"

BULLSHIT.........

NYC Police Officers and Firefighters, are not invited to the 10th Anniversary of 9/11 at Ground Zero.  The Mayor claims there isn't enough room for them. They weren't invited on that day in 2001 either........ THEY JUST SHOWED UP AND DID THEIR JOB!

Bill O'Reilly showing true colours......

Not only does Bill O' Reilly believe he is God. He also believes that the Nassau county police,  are in fact his own private army. Truly a MORON.......... http://gawker.com/5834808/how-bill-oreilly-tried-to-get-his-wifes-boyfriend-investigated-by-the-cops

Told Ya Lady Gaga drags it up at the VMA's

Friday, November 19, 2010 Kilts ahoy.............. Lady Gaga, it seems is about to buy, a $12 million Scottish Mansion. A place called Yester House. Set in many acres........ Well the butcher and the Fish & Chip, shop owner will love this for sure. But wait till she takes up the Old Brit tradition of dressing in drag... She'll be fabulous.......... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/28/vmas-2011-lady-gaga-as-joe-calderone_n_939913.html#s342235

TOLD YA..... Beyonce Pregnant.........

Saturday, March 27, 2010 Baby,baby............ Beyonce, pregnant ? This is a surprise ?? Not the first time. But this time it won't work out. However in 2011/12  well that's a different story. Thankfully……….Buy "PINK" http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/28/beyonce-pregnant-singer-announces-pregnancy_n_939888.html

Kettle & Pot.......

Just the other day, Monday in fact. Lindsay Lohan & her Mum Dina. Where spotted in Venice Ca, having lunch. Nothing odd in that you may say.. True........... Other than the fact that between them they  polished off three bottles of wine. So much for rehab. But now father of the year Michael Lohan  is jumping on the band wagon. Calling Dina all kinds of names. Listen you three you are all to blame. You should find a rehab somewhere that offers family discount. This is not going to end well over the next year or two. Just wait till he get's some tart pregnant in 2012.

Diva/Divo.......

Here's another one that needs to go to rehab. After throwing a drunken hissy fit in Los Angeles. The other day, someone needs to get Madame LaBeouf some help. Before he kills himself or worse still someone else. Better not try that crap in London.......

Told Ya......Winds & Floods.......

Thursday, March 10, 2011 Supermoon........ On March 19th  the Moon will  pass just  221,567 miles away. The closest  in 18 years. Previous  "Supermoons" occurred in  1955, 1974, 1992 &  2005.  All those years had  extreme weather events........... So will 2011......... Especially late Aug/Sept Washington DC/New York. Winds and floods. It's going to get real bumpy folks.... Then autumn of 2012 New York WATCH OUT. do not ignore the warnings.  Plus volcanos.  2016/17/18/21 dangerous USA 

Trouble a foot......

Naughty naughty...... Brad Pitt it appears has been paying too much attention to Brit Lara Marsden a production assistant. One doesn't yet know what they have been producing. (Hopefully no a baby, that's what AJ wants in 2012) But once the nearly Mrs gets to find, it wont be jolly in Pittsville. I see the end is near............. Although 2012 does show an engagement ring........

Told ya....USA East Coast shaker...........

Wednesday, January 5, 2011 Shakey wakey........... On Monday night  (UK time) An Earthquake  hit Yorkshire. the place of my birth  more or less. It was a 3.6  on the Richter scale. The biggest in 230 years. Seems to me that things  are a changing. But of course  there is no global warming......... Right........... Well maybe when one hits the East coast of America. Before years end....... Those dingbats in Washington DC will take notice ?

Another reason for the in laws to be proud.........

http://www.okmagazine.com/2011/08/kim-kardashian-sex-tape-traffic-skyrockets-post-wedding-to-kris-humphries/ Here's something else for the new Hubby, and In laws to be proud of....... Wait till the porn stuff comes out. This is not going to end well.

Ex IMF head (WANKER) get's passport back.....

Friday, July 1, 2011 Told Ya.... He's getting away with it........ Monday, May 16, 2011 Au Revoir, not quite........ The 62 year old head  of the IMF. Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Was dragged of a flight  at John Kennedy airport. Seconds before it was  due to depart. He's been charged with  sexually attacking. The 32 year old maid  who was assigned  to his room. At the hotel where was staying. Now watch how all the other women,  he's done the same to, begin to appear. This is going to get very nasty, very quickly. (But I have a feeling he'll get away with it.  No doubt by saying that the victim, is lying or just after the money.  But later on he'll trip and fall.  Then he'll be finished.) Not to mention the trouble it is going to cause  the French government. About time he was toppled. By the way he's married. He's on his third wife. Not for long........... 2012 is another story. 

In Laws......Not pleased

Well not everyone thought that the Kardashian wedding was a hit. In fact the In Laws aka  The Humphries thought it was   " Tacky ". I would have said  " Trailer Park Chic ". But the upside is. While the "In crowd" were watching the wedding. Two million perverts were watching why Kim is famous in the first place. Her sex tape. Such class........... Which was a set up she & Mom was in on. Bet he ends up with an anullement...........