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Friday, October 7, 2016

Twice as nuts...


So Kim Kardashians',
 answer to her security issue is.
Hire a body double.........
WTF..........
First, who's going to stand in line to get shot,
 for her tasteless baubles
Second, does she actually believe anyone else wants to look like her.
The only ones I've seen are,
 trannies & drag queens.
SILLY BITCH.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOLOLOL! You just cannot make this shiz up huh? LOL! I mean how thick can a person get to come up with an idea of a body double that would (like you said) want to get in line to even look remotely like a Kardashian. I will say it again....your blog is not only the best in terms of predictions but you are priceless and a real treasure. You are SO funny! I would read your blog even if you weren't making predictions because you have such a clever and witty sense of humor. (Still laughing about this post). Bwahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Lol!!!

Kim is too materialistic to see the light!!

T. W. said...

Thanks for my laugh today.
The few wealthy people I know do not wear and flaunt their wealth. They don't deck themselves in expensive shoes. No one here wears Louibiton (spelling) shoes. It is the poorer people who go to the discount stores like Ross and TJMaxx to purchase Michael Kors handbags with hardly any money to put in the purse. They wear expensive Jordan shoes and laugh at people like me who have only one pair of shoes. Whatever. My sisters needed tires and car repairs. I put my money into that.

Anonymous said...

Silly bitch tricks are for kids, quinn.

Common Sense said...

As crazy as this idea seems, there are even crazier people out there who would do the job for the right amount of money.

There are thousands, hundreds of thousands, if not millions of young women out there who desire to look like the Kardashians. That's why their show(s) and products sell, because they want to see, mimic, and look like they do.

Good luck in finding the body double, that's going to be a hard task.







Christina G. said...

Yikes, she looks like Cher in that picture...post-facelift.

Christina G. said...

You'd think with their money they'd just have cheap CZ copies made of their diamonds, and let everyone know (or think) the real gems are in a bank vault somewhere.

Anonymous said...

Sean Penn is dating Vincent D'Nofrio's 24 year old daughter...

What does her dad think of this?

Anonymous said...

A strange job for someone. Good thing cloning is not yet an option.

Frugal and Fabulous said...

yeh, her face looks way different lately...from what I've seen and read, it is true that this family likes to out PR each other just like cd said...my fb was inundated with literally every kardashian coming out with an article or tweet with random, crazy, or trying to be sexy stuff after this robbery thing...ugh it is too much...and you cannot even block it all from your life..it finds a way to get in your face ugh

Anonymous said...

I wonder if somewhere in the US there is a woman who naturally looks just like the CardCashian but has spent $$$$$ on plastic surgery so she doesn't have people thinking she looks like her. And now realises she's missed a job opportunity!

By the way, to the person who says she looks like Cher; you know they're both Armenian? At college I learned about artist Arshile Gorsky, who was Armenian and did lots of pictures of his mother - and she looks just like that too!

While we're at it, I just want to throw a believe-it-or-not factoid about French singing legend Charles Aznevour ("She" etc). His official job nowadays is being the Armenian ambassador to Switzerland. But he doesn't look like a Kardashian. Or Cher. Or Arshile Gorsky's mother. Maybe it's an XX thing.

Frugal and Fabulous said...

I don't know why I keep commenting on the Kardashian robbery thing lol but if it is true and if the robbers really wanted a bunch of money, why wouldn't they just hold kim hostage and for ransom and ask her family for more than 4 million or $11 million dollars...

Maria said...

Unfortunately a lot of people want to look like her. And be like her. What with the increased popularity of butt implant surgeries and obsession with vanity and excess material wealth, she represents true success for A LOT of people. That makes me sick. It really does.

Anonymous said...

it is a crazy world we live in. Always try to keep it real people. Christian, that is funny what you have written. You definitely keep it real.

Anonymous said...


Trainwreck.

T. W. said...

These kartrashians are low class.

chris said...

This comment stream is so much fun!!! I'm wondering if breast and butt implants come with the job. But seriously, how dumb and vain do you have to be to come up with a body double idea? How about an armed guard and a bit of humility? Not one of these family members understand the meaning of being humble or genuine gratitude. It's all about the right A-list crowd, the right fashion labels and the right press coverage, and of course, that front row seat at the fashion show. Shallow shit that means nothing.

Anonymous said...

Silly b indeed, I'm laughing. Who brings 9 million in jewels and she hardly ever waters any.

Anonymous said...

Not CD coming for Kim's wig. Well damn, you better snatch it I guess. LOL!

Anonymous said...

T.W - I like what you have said in your post. Pleased you helped your sisters out. It all comes down to choices we make in life. Some people like to spend money they don't have and then some people who have money hoard it. Life is full of choices.
Christian - The last time I came across the word 'baubles' was when I was reading 'The Richard Burton Diaries'. Liz Taylor was in the bathroom and Richard Burton was in the bedroom and asked her what she was doing and she replied ' I am just playing with my baubles.' Liz had a lot of baubles to play with.

nico123 said...

I am not a fan of Kim or her Family, but I do find it disturbing than ppl commenting on this site have such hatred for someone they don't know and are actually wishing her the worst. No matter what u think of her, she was a victim of a frightening crime and she has 2 small children.

Anonymous said...

She told the French police that Kayne had the word Adidas engraved inside the band of the four million dollar ring. Wonder how much Adidas paid him for that stunt.

Anonymous said...

I was under the impression she has had a body double for some time.

And her "victim" status is still to be established. No evidence, hence, most people think that shallow, narcissistic, materialistic skank set it up with her family.

T. W. said...

Thank you for your kind words. This blesses me.

T. W. said...

ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Sex

Anonymous said...

BNWK: But Not With Kayne

Anonymous said...

LOL! You are too funny! What do you think of Drake and Rihanna???? is that PR Too??

Anonymous said...

Like everyone thought it was a hoax Kim is blaming it on Kanye.

Anonymous said...

6:18, Hope it is real between Drake and Rihanna, because it would be good for them to have love and stability, but Rihanna is coming closer and closer to being a tragic figure.