Take the money.............

So the UK bosses at the 
X Factor 

have offered talentless 
Cheryl Cole,

double the money she was paid 

last time to stay with the UK show.

But she is holding out as she thinks she's getting the American version of 
X Factor......

Missy listen........

If they are daft enough to offer 

you more money to stay, stay.

The Americans don't want you.....

Plus they can't understand a word you say.......

Mind you the fact that Americans and most British people.

can't understand a word she says.

Maybe the way to go...............

Just the crazy kinda thing Simon would do.