Predictions 2012

The Futurist’s
Predictions for 2012
(Completed 21 st Dec 2011)

“LETS START WITH ONE MAJOR PREDICTION. THE WORLD WILL NOT END ON     DECEMBER 21ST 2012. PLAIN AND SIMPLE”.

1.   2012 OLYMPICS. Although the opening and closing shows will be fabulous. The rest of the Olympics will be a mess. Due to bad organizing, mainly due to bad leadership. It will prove to be a financial disaster. Not to mention the trouble that will surround the games itself.

2.   2011 X FACTOR “ Little Mix “ who won Factor will fade away like snow on Bondi Beach on Christmas Day. But Marcus Collins who came 2nd will be the real winner, he’s going to be a fabulous Star and nice too.

3.   ISREAL They are going to be very naughty in 2012 and they won’t get the response from the rest of the World that they will be hoping for.
Best think again guys.

4.   IRAN The guy in the cheap suit, whatever is name is in real danger of not surviving 2012. Which would be a good thing, although in the this case better the devil we know than…….

5.   KATY PERRY Great pop star, great year ahead in the career dept even more hits in 2012 than in 2011. But on the marriage front, divorce ahead. I said it from the beginning. Katy get rid of him you are way too good for him. He’s only there to hang onto your coat tails.

6.   EARTHQUAKES. 2011 has seen more that usual earthquakes. 2012 will be even worse, with one really big hit. West coast needs to watch out.

7.   STACEY SOLOMAN Another wannabe pop star, she’s on a hiding to nowhere. She should just be thankful she has a ring on her finger, get married (he’s a good guy) have babies and stay at home. Much better career choice for sure.

8.   SARAH FERGUSON. Here’s some good news for the Duchess of York. After more years than she cares to remember of bad times. 2012 is the beginning of a whole new very positive phase for Sarah, One that no doubt she will be glad to see. By years end, the public will once again love her.

9.   BIG FUNERALS UK/DC. I see two big funerals in 2012 one in London that will bring the city and the country to a stand still in one-way or another. Plus one in Washington DC that will do the same.

10. ROYALS So begins the grand celebrations for Her Majesty’s Diamond Jubilee. It’ll be a wonderful time, good for the UK and lift people’s spirits.
Within the time of the celebrations, we will get the news that the whole world has been waiting for Wills & Kate pregnant.
HRH QE2 will also announce some really good news for Wills & Kate that will really annoy Camilla. But will delight the World, giving the monarchy a guaranteed future.
Harry will also in 2012 introduce us to the future Mrs. Harry but it will take a bit more time for him to put a ring on her finger.
Once the celebrations are at an end we will also hear of a Royal split, thank goodness, and then the whole country can breathe a sigh of relief.

11. IRAQ By late spring civil war will arrive, making the rest of the World was it worth it? No it wasn’t. Once the civil war is over, then we really have to watch the one that comes to power, a real monster. Making the last guy look like Noddy.

12. CHER LLOYD “IF” she follows LA Reid’s mentoring and looks at America as her new home to be. Then she will be huge. But if she sticks with that small town thinking it will trip her up. She also needs to ignore LA Reid’s ego, it’s almost as big as Simon Cowells, but not as dangerous.

13. STEP DOWN 2012 Is very much the beginning of the end for present UK government. But before they go they will make even more a mess of things that they did in 2011. Sorry to say.

14. US ELECTION. Don’t really need to be a Futurist to spot this one. (Have you seen what the other side has to offer)? President Obama will keep his job, only just, some how ever will say by a landslide.

15. EURO. Really doesn’t matter what kind of money you have in your pocket, it’s still going to be a mess in 2012 and for the next couple of years, After which things will get better. But the Euro will take the biggest hit.

16. 99%. This movement certainly made some moves in 2011. But to survive they need to re group, which they will. In fact history will show that 2012 was the year that the public took back control, and made their wishes known. Politicians that continue to ignore the 99% will do so at their peril. This movement is here to stay.

17. FACEBOOK. The bosses at FB are in for a really rough ride through 2012. But, if they listen to the people on FB they will by the skin of their teeth enter 2013 in a much fitter state.

18. ENEGY/OIL The greedy that control the oil are going to get even more greedy, I am sad to say. Which will set in motion more price rises at the pumps of the World. If they do let this happen then they will live top regret it. For those of you that invest in energy and who haven’t already switched your holding to “ Other “ now would be the right time.

19. 2012 ECONOMY PLUS Not good, those in the City and on Wall St, better star to take note of the publics mood or they are going to find themselves in line at the soup kitchens just like their ancestors did after the 1929 crash. They have till late spring to change their ways or else.

20. RUSSIA/PUTIN. I have said this before and will say it again. Prime Minister Putin, will once again become President Putin.

21. GOLD As we enter 2012 we are at almost record prices. Well it’ll stay that way for a little while longer, then BANG……….

22. LADY GAGA OSCAR. Will in 2012 start a film project that in the next couple of years gets her an Oscar? Just wait till you see the World Tour she has planned, so far over the top, it should in fact be called the Universal Tour.

23. ONE WORLD MONEY GOV This will really raise its ugly head in 2012 and almost seems to some like a good idea. However in the end will =fade away where it needs to go. If you think things are bad now, you should see what those behind this Ponzi scheme really want.

24. GARY BARLOW. Gary Barlow if you happen top read this, DO NOT do another XFactor. You need to get out now. I sense that you have been thinking this way. They will throw money at you to stay. Don’t, if you do you will regret it.

25. ENGLISH DEFENSELEAGUE/
ACT4AMERICA.
These two groups who both believe in the same hatred, need to be watched very carefully. They have big plans for 2102. Which will in the end shoe the World, and those who follow them what they are really about. They will continue to use the political of fear to advance their agenda, but thankfully will fail in the long term.

26. CUBA There’s an event in Cuba in 2012, which will cause great concern at first, then great celebration.

27. OPRAH. Not going to be a good year for Oprah, in fact her worst ever. She even stands a chance of loosing her new TV channel OWN. But 2013/2014 back on top.

28. MARK CAVENDISH Who won the BBC’s Sports personality of the year, may think he’s ended 2011 on a high. But wait till he sees what 2012

29. LIBYA The problems there are far from over, in fact 2012 brings a turn for the worse.

30. SYRIA Until someone in the West takes note of what is going on. The killings will just get worse. The mad men in charge have no souls. So they will need to be taught a very tough lesson.

31. EYGPT There’s I bit more good news for the Egyptians. They will find themselves under the World’s spotlight in 2012. Which if they play the cards that the Gods have handed them, they will come out on top.

32. MOORE/KUTCHER What a mess, but the good news is Demi will go from strength in 2012, especially in her career a comeback of sorts. As we leave 2012 she will have a new love in her life a good one too. The bad news is, Ashton’s career is finished. His life will go to the gutter in 2102/13 where it belongs. Which will mean an end to Two and a Half men. Sad, I have an actress friend who’s on the show.

33. BOHIEMN GROVE For those that don’t know. This is a place in America where for two weeks every year the most powerful men in the World, and only the men, gather to de stress. Imagine a stag do, but for two weeks. Along with all the jolliness. They make decisions about who will govern what, who will own what etc etc. They could be regarded as the 1% of the 1%. Well in 2012 one of their ranks will spill the beans, on what goes on behind those closed doors. Can’t wait for those headlines.

34. KOREA. On Nov 25th 2010 I predicted that the Tin pot despot would not see Christmas 2011, he obliged with a week to spare. I also said that his successor would be worse. He will, the west needs to keep a very sharp eye on N Korea.

35. POPE El Papa is in for a rough year, if he gets through it’ll be a miracle, mind you that’s what is supposed to deal in. Something is really causing him concern, a not just his health, a secret. He should tell it. Although doing so will upset his followers.

36.MATT SMITH Who currently plays Dr WHO #11, will stay in the role for 2012 and a little of 2013. But in 2012 he will embark on a film project that will give him his wish of breaking into the big time in Hollywood. He’ll do very well too.

37. Madonna Madge as you may know is going to be the entertainment at the 2012 Super Bowl Football in America. What were the producers thinking? It’ll be the worst show they have had in years, a rating bomb for the halftime show. But for the football one of the highest

38. KARDASHIANS Dear God I hate to say this but this crowd of completely talent less moral degenerates will be on our TV screens even more in 2012. That’s the bad news. The good news is, that they will show their true, true colours in 2012. By the end of 2012 they will fade away. Not quick enough in my book, but at least the end is in sight.

39. PITT/JOLIE. Not a good year on the personal front for these two. The cracks are already there in the relationship. 2012 will only widen them. However on the career front they are both going to have a fabulous year. There’s even an Oscar on his future.

40. JLo. Dear Oh Dear, what can I say. As if she hadn’t gotten herself into a big enough mess in 2011. First by splitting from Marc Anthony, her saviour. She then shacks up with a Twinkie background dancer. What’s she up to early on set middle age crisis??? 2012 is only going to get worse for her too. I would be surprised if her present fling lass till Valentines Day. On the career front though she’ll go from hit to hit.

41. ADELE Now that 2011 is behind her. She can let go of those doubts she has of herself and her amazing gift. We have a lot to come from Adele in the years to come.

42. KOBE BRYANT As we approach 2012 Kobe’s wife as at last found the courage to leave this arrogant idiot. He isn’t going to like the settlement that she gets. As all he cares about is himself and his money. She’s going to get a least half and then some.

43. BECKHAMS. Before they were pregnant I said that they would have a baby girl, they did. The rumour mill has it that they will have another baby. Well yes and no. They will, but adopted, something that they have been thinking of for a while, Nit sure if the baby arrives in the Beckham mansion in 2012 but the process will be started in 2012. They are going to have a great year.

44. KATIE PRICE. Well first let’s clear up that she will not be getting back with Peter Andre, thank God for his sake. Yes she may try to be civil towards him for the kid’s sake, Great. Career wise she is going to carry on in the same old way, con nig the public etc, But in the other hand Peter Andre is going to find himself over 2012 and surprise us all.

45. KERRY KATONA Ha s a new beau Steve Alce an artist. Good at least he has the right temperament for her. IF she plays her cards right this relationship will work and would be the very best thing that could happen to her. Even bringing her the stability to re launch her career. BUT, she mustn’t try to mould him to be like all those bad e] ax’s of hers. This is a very bad habit she has, that she must break.

46. WAYNE ROONEY. Sad to say the Mr. Rooney has still not learned his lesson. His career may just go from strength to strength in 2012. But his marriage won’t. This is the last Christmas/New Year that he and the Mrs. spend together. She is so desperate to have a baby, she thinks that would save the marriage, it won’t. Find a real man. Stick to your pony, Mrs.

47. GORDON RAMSEY. In the autumn of 2011 I predicted that his Christmas special would be a mess. A flop. Well we now knew this to be true. He is going to have a very big comeuppance in 2012, if he listens he may survive it, but I doubt it.

48. SIMON COWELL. Old Cowface will carry on making his millions in 2012. But he’s in great danger of loosing both the IK X Factor as well as the USA X Factor. He will need to completely re vamp both to win. He may just do it.

49.    PIERS MORGAN. Mr. I am a big Star now, lardy face, useless ex hack. Will in 2012 have his World come crashing down on his bloated body and ego. Couldn’t happen to a nicer person. He really believes that he will get away with the phone hacking business…. No they are going to throw not just the book at him, the whole library.

50.    IMOGEN THOMAS TART. This woman needs to just disappear; she gives all British women a bad name. But I am sad to say the some idiot in TV land, is going to give her a reality show, damn it. But I am delighted to say it’ll flop.

51. CHERYL COLE if only she would learn the lessons that 2011 presented her with. Cheryl if you accept the fact that you have very little talent. Then work with what you have got, 2012 could be very successful for you. You must though cut all contact with that idiot ex hubby of yours. He doesn’t want you back, he wants your PR machine back.

52. MARLON, TITO, JACKIE JACKSON Have decided to launch an international tour in 2012. WTF….why don’t they just stay home and live off the money that their dead brother is earning them. Just like they did when he was alive.

53. LINDSAY LOHAN So in the last part of 2011 Lindsay seems to have sorted herself out. But don’t hold your breath she’ll be back to her old ways by Easter. Such a waste.

54. RHIANA. Well in the end 2012 will be wonderful for her. But she has a few lessons to learn in the beginning of 2012. For instance listening to the wrong people. She needs to listen very carefully to her legal rep, they will point her in the right direction.

55. SIR DAVID JASON In 2012 David launches a new TV role that will prove to be a massive hit and what’s more a classic. It will be nice to see him back where he belongs in the living rooms of the World.

56. LORD ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER. He has something up his sleeve that will prove in the end to be one of his most successful projects to date. Although it may take till 2013 for the public to get to see it.

57. BAGGINS THE MOVIE. This will be a fabulous hit in 2012 with more to follow.

58. PIPPA MIDDLETON Needs to be more careful in 2012, she must let herself get drawn to bad money making schemes just because her sister is the future Queen. Or she’ll feel the wrath of QE2.

59. NATASHA GIGGS. Just needs to let go of
that cheating rat bag man she cheated with for good. Plus trying to get her hubby back is for all the wrong reasons. She just feels hurt and lonely. That will fade. But if you let him back, it will be far worse. If she does give him the boot. By the end of 2012 she’ll be happy with her real soul mate.

60. JOANNA LUMLEY. Is going to have one of her best years yet, Once she gets past Feb/Mar that is A bit bumpy personally around then.

61. COLIN FIRTH. Had such a good year in 2011 with the Kings Speech, he may feel he needs a rest. Not happening he’s going to be busier than ever in 2012. Happily so too.

62. TULISA CONTOSTAVLOS. If she manages to keep her job on UK XFactor 2012 can someone in production please put subtitles up, when she speaks. She’s in for a tough year anyway once she realizes she has no talent.

63. ROBERT PATTINSON. I feel that this is the year that the public find out that he can’t really act. But there is no danger of himself finding out that fact, this year or any other.

64. KRISTEN STEWART. A good year on the whole for Kristian, especially on the romantic front, when she reveals who will really be in her life.

65. TOM CRUISE. Is in for a rough year on all fronts. Family matters and romantic life is in for a big shake up this year. As well his career taking quite a few hits. One of which will be related to his belief in Scientology. Which itself will be dealt some blows this year.

66. STEVE JONES. The Welsh host of the American XFactor, will have to completely rethink his career in 2012. It’ll include letting go of his American dreams and returning to the UK.
In the end if he accepts these changes, it will work out for the best.

67. LEONADRO DiCAPIRO. He is in for one of the very best years of his life so far. Both in career and love life. He will certainly leave 2012 on a high, so to speak.

68. WILL SMITH. Time for him to take a good hard look at his life. He needs to sort things out now before it is too late to repair the damage.

69. JADA PICKETT-SMITH. Take a deep breath Jada and jump. You’ll land on your feet. It’s going to take some guts. Which you do have deep down.

70. FRANKIE COCOZZA. I really hope that either I am wrong on this, or he gets help. Otherwise he won’t see another Christmas.

71. DONALD TRUMP. He will decide to run for President of America as an independent. Makes it a shoe in for Obama.

72. JEDWARD. 2012 the year that these too annoying talent less idiots finally disappear, hopefully for good. Or at least send them to Iraq on a one-way ticket.

73. JUSTIN BEIBER. 2012 is the year that the World tires of my favourite Lesbian. Although he will try hard to hang onto his fame, won’t happen. Neither will the “Romance”.

74. SELENA GOMEZ. A fabulous year ahead for Selena including great movie roles and a #1 hit record. Plus best of all she gets rid of the “Boyfriend”.

75. NICOLE SCHERZINGER. She has seen the writing on the wall, bright girl. She’ll decide to give XFactor a miss in 2012, although they will throw buckets of cash at her to stay. She won’t be a judge.