To the Tower with you matey.......

This moron Ladies & Gentleman.

Is Gary Goldsmith the Uncle of 

Kate Middleton 

aka the next Queen of England.

Who as we know is pregnant.

Well Uncle Gary, has decided to cash in on his "Fame".

By writing a tell all book.

Which as a drug addict will be full 

of all sorts of crap.

Personally I can't see it getting published.

But should he find some worm who does print it.

They will have to take his royalty checks 

(excuse the pun).

To the Tower of London.