Well, well, seems wee....
Actor Tom Holland has an admirer.
Older.............
American.......
Handsome.....
Famous..........
Likes leathers & feathers...
Motorbikes....................
Posh real Italian food...
Especially in LA, near a tourist spot.
Not sure if Tom get’s it yet...
But he will it he will.....
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Well, he practices Gymnastics as hobby.
So it may come in handy.
In sex sessions with this mysterious person Christian is referring to.
All the moves, angles kicks count, when you go to bed.
With a psycho. And you didnt know.
Ive noticed alot of actors are dyslexic. And i like it.
Cause I've noticed they have turned a problem. Into power. Very admirable.
Cause this disability can affect your job prospects hugely. And i really empathsize with it. Cause i swear i have a disability with numbers.
Tom Crusie is also dyslexic ( yeah i know he's a special species, not included, cause hes an 18 carat nut)
But also dyslexic actors are,
Orlando Bloom
Lara Flynn Boyle
Patrick Dempsey
Henry Winkler
Anthony Hopkins
Jay Leno
Keira Knightly ( shes got everything, including an eating disorder. But she's good with money, a tight arse with money.. probably cause she doesn't eat food)
Aylssa Milano
Danny Glover
Keanu Reeves
Anthony Hopkins
Can someone please offer to read the news headlines to Tom Cruise, when The Church of The Poisoned Mind, Scientology, ends soon. As Christian has predicted.
Cause Tom Cruise needs to know not to turn up for 'cult' Church.
And he needs to notify his accountant to stop sending millions to Scientology HQ.
Send Tom Holland a Thunder Cats signal. To warn him of this evil person he's gonna shag.
People...
Send actor Tom Holland a Thunder Cats Claw Shield in the mail.
Cause hes gonna need it.
In all this kinky sex with a 'Spiderman' bf
I take it either he is not in the closet or he is a hypocrite. I don't know who this person is so I won't guess.
Is Jake Gyllenhall gay?
Hes a very good actor. He is always seems to be a bit of a mysterious character.
He was in Brokeback Mountain.
And some Spiderman films it seems.
Chick'sOpinion, what is his pommel horse routine?
I'm sending the Thunder Cats Signal and Lion-O out to Tom. I'm asking She-Ra and Red Sonja to help too.
Thanks for that. Its very important. Tom Cruise needs the support.
Yes I'd say British actor, Tom Holland's pommel horse gymnastic routine is alot of balancing and swinging his legs around. Hes really good.
Boy, is this sex monster who's after him in L.A in for a shock.
He may end up in hospital.
Remember people,
Dont F..ck with people who do gymnastics.
Oh And Tom Holland learned dancing at the Nifty Feet Dance School in Wimbledon, London.
Who the hell makes up these names like these?
The consensus is Jake G.is gay. That rumor has been around forever and I believe it. Ted Casablancas used to do blind items. His code name for Jake G. was Toothy Tile.
A lot of people miss Ted's blind items. I do not, he was too verbose for me and I needed a diagram to understand what he wrote.
Why was Jake Gyllenhall called Toothy Tile.
Yes well i think he will too.
From what Christian is sayin, he'll have to do alot of handsprings, a straddle jump.
And very good dismounts.
I have no idea why Ted Casablancas called Jake G. Toothy Tile. Ted's blinds were a nightmare to read. I have gone back to AGC Main Page to read old blind items and the reveals. I still can't make heads or tails of his blinds.
Anonymous was right about Jake G.!
Chick'sOpinion may be right about all the gymnastics!
Link to video:
https://youtu.be/e72pSP8lDLs
Link to article:
Open Post: Hosted By Tom Holland Talking About The Time That Jake Gyllenhaal Worked Him Out So Hard He Couldn’t Walk
From the article:
"Tom was on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and Colbert brought up the bromance of Tom and Jake Gyllenhaal (who plays Mysterio in the new Spider-Man movie) and asked if they hang out. Tom told the tale about while in China together, Jake asked him out on a gym date."
https://dlisted.com/2019/06/26/open-post-hosted-by-tom-holland-talking-about-the-time-that-jake-gyllenhaal-worked-him-out-so-hard-he-couldnt-walk/
Anonymous
Yahhh. Clearly Gymnastics is a byword now for sex.
Or. If you do gymnastics you're better at it.
And more popular for it.
Jake Gyllenhaall is a weirdo. I admit that.
He'll do anything to prepare for a role.
And hes so well connected to movie stars.. the industry, even as a kid
Jaime Lee Curtis is his God Mother.
And she has a nutty Hollywood history too.
Imagine that Wacko as your Godmother.
But Jake has gone on record stating he's not even Bisexual.
And theres his relationship with the highly Neurotic, Taylor Swift.
And how they are 'never ever getting back together'.
Actually i believe Gyllenhall nearly drove her insane.
In the way that some men can nearly tip you over the edge.
And quite eccentric
Jake G. has a bizarre family history. One of his ancestors started a religious movement. Swedenborgians. Hope I spelled that right.