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Quiet said…
Hopefully people will change their diets now and those who needed so much toilet paper wont in the near future.

Having worked at costco stores last 4 years this toilet paper hoarding has been going on prior to this virus. I would observe those buying so much toilet paper in their shopping carts. Sadly those who hoard toilet paper are obese young adults between ages of 30 and 50 who have inherited money or have a lucrative online business and sit at home eating all day while their online sales are being banked for them.

Basically rich fat young adults hoard the toilet paper. Next time you are in a costco after this virus passes look in peoples shopping carts and see whats in them. Disgusting..
T. W. said…
I love you Christian!

Friends, Tracey Brown is live!

Don’t worry if you missed it. She’ll post the recording.


https://youtu.be/CZMmkEaqGaU
T. W. said…
I will be posting satire here to cheer us up. The serious links will be here: https://psychicgossip.blogspot.com/2020/03/hes-asking-for-heart-attack.html


God To Ignore Quarantine And Continue Being Everywhere

Hospitals, nursing homes, prisons -- wherever He is needed, God is going. He is reportedly visiting everyone and checking on everyone in this time of need and not using any amount of social distancing. God is said to be following the absolute best practices, though, and is at no risk of making people sick but only making people better.


https://babylonbee.com/news/god-breaking-quarantine-and-going-everywhere
T. W. said…
Leprechauns To Give Out Toilet Paper In Lieu Of Gold


People kept catching the leprechauns but weren't all that interested in the gold, instead wanting the precious, valuable toilet paper. Faced with declining interest in their wares, the International Association of Leprechauns got together and issued an emergency decree that effective immediately, pots of gold would be replaced with pots of bath tissue.

"Ye'll get me pot o' toilet paper -- if ye can catch me, that is!" cackled one leprechaun as he hid near the end of a rainbow.

https://babylonbee.com/news/leprechauns-giving-out-toilet-paper-this-year
T. W. said…
Crips & Bloods Volunteer to Patrol Los Angeles to Make Sure Everybody is Safe During Coronavirus Outbreak

To help with ensuring residents are in their homes, infamous Crip & Blood gang members have decided to patrol the streets of Los Angeles to ensure residents are listening to the governor’s mandate. In response to their acts of selflessness, many residents too include business owners have been giving praise to the Crips & Bloods for bringing order & peace to Los Angeles during this crisis.


https://kneegrownews.com/crips-bloods-volunteer-to-patrol-los-angeles-to-make-sure-everybody-is-safe-during-coronavirus-outbreak/
T. W. said…
Greta Thunberg Condemns Coronavirus For Causing Apocalypse 10 Years Early


https://babylonbee.com/news/greta-thunberg-condemns-coronavirus-for-ending-world-before-climate-change-even-had-a-chance
T. W. said…
Congress Assures Nation They're Working Tirelessly To Figure Out How To Take Advantage Of This Crisis


"Rest assured, America, we're working day and night to see how we can expand our unconstitutional powers, reduce individual liberty, and personally profit from this crisis," said one Republican senator. "If there's a liberty somewhere we haven't tried to stamp out, don't worry -- we have good people working on it."

"If there's a constitutional right to be trampled on in this -- we're on it," said one Democratic congresswoman. "All our best people are looking into all the ways we can exploit this crisis for our own gain. We have committees working long hours to see what kind of terrible bills we can slip through while the nation is distracted. Anyone who thinks we would let a good crisis like this go to waste is sorely mistaken."

Congress has also assured the nation that as soon as this crisis is over, they'll be looking for another to exploit.


https://babylonbee.com/news/government-leaders-assure-nation-theyre-working-tirelessly-to-expand-unconstitutional-powers-during-this-crisis
Letty said…
At least you can get a piece of that toilet paper
Lol
T. W. said…
Final joke article:


Communist Party Of China Can't Believe They're Getting Such Great Coverage From The American Media For Free



According to sources with the Communist Party of China, party members are deeply humbled and incredibly grateful to the American media for running defense for them without even charging for it.


In a speech Wednesday, President Xi Jinpig expressed his bewilderment that the American media will simply repeat his talking points and won't even charge him a dime.


https://babylonbee.com/news/communist-party-of-china-cant-believe-theyre-getting-such-great-coverage-from-the-american-media-for-free
T. W. said…
Blessings for you. Please pray this Scripture our loud if you can. Believe & receive. May God be glorified.


Psalm 91 New International Version (NIV)


Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty.

I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust.”

Surely he will save you from the fowler’s snare and from the deadly pestilence.

He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart.

You will not fear the terror of night, nor the arrow that flies by day,

nor the pestilence that stalks in the darkness, nor the plague that destroys at midday.

A thousand may fall at your side, ten thousand at your right hand, but it will not come near you.

You will only observe with your eyes and see the punishment of the wicked.

If you say, “The Lord is my refuge,” and you make the Most High your dwelling,

no harm will overtake you, no disaster will come near your tent.

For he will command his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways;

they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.

You will tread on the lion and the cobra; you will trample the great lion and the serpent.

“Because he loves me,” says the Lord, “I will rescue him; I will protect him, for he acknowledges my name.

He will call on me, and I will answer him; I will be with him in trouble, I will deliver him and honor him.

With long life I will satisfy him and show him my salvation.”
T. W. said…
Quiet

I glance in shopping carts sometimes. I notice people either can’t cook from scratch or don’t want to.

Seems like people always stare at my cart when I purchase feminine hygiene items, personal care items, medicines, sleepwear, & undergarments.
T. W. said…
Now I will post links to good news.


1) U.S. Orders Up To A Yearlong Break On Mortgage Payments


https://www.npr.org/2020/03/19/818343720/homeowners-hurt-financially-by-the-coronavirus-may-get-a-mortgage-break




2) ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS AA MEETINGS GOING VIRTUAL ...
Virus Can't Stop Lifeline!!!


https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/20/alcoholics-anonymous-aa-online-meetings-coronavirus-pandemic/




3) TOKYO 2020 OLYMPIC TORCH TOUCHES DOWN IN JAPAN
... Huge Crowd Cheers


https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/20/olympic-torch-touches-down-in-japan/




4) KODAK BLACK DONATES BOOKS & MORE TO FL KIDS
... Chipping In From Prison


https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/19/kodak-black-donating-books-florida-schoolkids-coronavirus/




5) ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER $3 MILLION TO FEED STUDENTS ...
Partners with TikTok


https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/19/arnold-schwarzenegger-tiktok-feeding-students-schools-closed-coronavirus-three-million-dollars/
T. W. said…
Letty - Thank you for the laughs!
Chocmint33 said…
I heard that during World War 2 people went crazy over sugar because of the rationing.

I still find this toilet paper stampede weird.

Funny in all this hoarding of loo paper and disinfectant products, people have forgotten about the Easter Eggs in shops.

I wonder if a couple of days before Easter, people are going to think, "Oh shit we didn't get the Easter eggs."

Imagine a last minute Easter egg stampede in shops!


Chick'sOpinion said…
Chocmint33

Yeah. I was thinking the same about the Easter Eggs.

Perhaps this is going to be the first in history. For a long time.

That instead of obsessing over chocolate.

The majority of people will think about the true meaning of the Easter period.

Just for a change.
Chick'sOpinion said…
Chocmint33

Also...sugar was rationed in the UK during the war. From 1940 onwards.

As were most things. But petrol was the first thing to be rationed. That started in 1939.

To use your rations books during the War, you had to first register.... at your chosen grocery store.

The Ministry of Food provided each grocery store in the country with the amount of food they needed to ration out.

It was very controlled.

It seems to have been very difficult. Because the UK and the U.S and Canadians had to feed the Allied soldiers too.

But the UK did this effectively in partnership with the U.S. With The Combined Food Board they created.

Interestingly, fruit, vegetables and bread were not rationed. But inevitabley more exotic imported fruits disappeared.

It became too risky for cargo ships to use shipping lanes. To bring food. The ships largely stopped.

Fish became really expensive. Because fishermen were under enemy attack everytime they went to sea. But anyway, frying fish wasnt popular. Because the quality of fat for frying was apparently deplorable during the war.

Importing sugar to make beer was considered legally racketeering. An offence.

By 1941 clothing was rationed too.

Certain fruits had to be legally reserved by greengrocers ....for pregnant women. And children.

Apples only appeared periodically. But the fact is....as soon as the War started. UK people were ordered to make their own vegetable garden. And they did.

It was called The Dig For Victory program.

They introduced all sorts of rules during these food shortage/ration years. Like meals in restaurants could not cost alot. They had to be priced dirt cheap. And no more than 3 courses.
And only one of which could contain meat.

We will all be OK with food I believe in this current situation. Because food hoarders are being stopped now.

And

There will be no ceasing of systems of supplying food. Either by ship. Or truck.

Once they globally figure out how to safely bring workers together. To harvest as usual, pack and transport. Food will flow.

I just think food hoarders are our biggest problem right now.
And the government was way too slow to stop them.

They need to start prosecuting them.
Chick'sOpinion said…
And the bare fact is. The general health of UK people went up during the WW2 period. With rationing.

Why?

Well their nutrition improved. They just ate better.
Not much sugar available

They ate way less meat, fats and eggs too.

Infant motality went down too.

Scientists calculated exactly how much protein people needed and vitamins via their ration books.
And limited it to that.

Perhaps through all this focus on food.

We may all start eating a little better.

Thinking through our limited food choices. And choosing what will give us nutrition.

Not empty foods.

Nourishing food.
Apple Monkey said…
Thanks for the links TW.
Choc and Quiet - I thought the same. No one has much love for Easter eggs. It’s Mother’s Day in England tomorrow - there are also tonnes of flowers, cards and chocolates untouched because of social isolation.
Anonymous 843 said…
So much good here today! HRH TW, thank you for the laughs! Chick’s Opinion, love history! But was also thinking earlier today how interesting it is that in the West our trial with the Coronavirus is occurring during the penitential season of Lent.
T. W. said…
Anonymous 843 -

You are welcome! I’ll post more laughs here:


https://psychicgossip.blogspot.com/2020/03/hollywood-soon.html


As for Lent, I agree. What will we give up? What will we be forced to give up?

Passover is coming up. Will we take Jesus Christ as our Passover Lamb or will we look to another entity to save us?

May God be glorified.
Chick'sOpinion said…
Anonymous 843

Tw

Well spotted. The period of Lent.

How strange it is. Yes.

And TW you asked 'what will we give up for Lent?'

Well seems we are having to give up a lot of things.

Whether we like it or not.

We live in strange times indeed.

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