"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

UK football star Peter Crouch is having a bad week. After been found out, about having sex with a teenage hooker in Spain. He's about to loose his fiance Abbey Clancy. Peter is telling Abbey he only cheated "ONCE". Well Peter "Once Cheater always a Cheater". Abbey he's done it many times....... Get rid of him...........NOW !

It is fun to see Miss "Nasty" Naomi Campbell. Try to get herself off the hook, in the trail of the Dictator that gave her "Blood" diamonds. I don't think she get's just how serious this is. Her glib response " The only diamonds I know sparkle" What a silly uneducated moron.......... This isn't like her recent troubles from phone throwing. She's not going to come out of this squeaky clean.

I know I shouldn't but I can't resist. Mel Gibson's father,  obviously another Gibson moron. Went on radio and stated. "That the Pope is Gay,  & the reason the Catholic Church, isn't fighting to stop Gay marriage. Is the they are all Queer in the Vatican" You really can't believe how ignorant these people are. Who knows, he might be right............. Does he have an inside source at the Vatican? I wonder if the Gibson family, have ever visited the Gay Clubs that surround the Vatican? However you do have to note that the Pope, does wear that Lacy Long Frock & Red Gucci Slippers.

David "Goldenballs" Beckham, Is about to start playing again for  LA Galaxy .............. After his injury took him out for months. Well won't his BBF Tom Cruise be happy. To have his playmate back.

Robbie Williams married Ayda Field, In a booze free ceremony, just of the coast of Los Angeles. As much as we all wish them all the best. If they get past  the Paper Anniversary. Then baby in 2012....... Then there's a good chance it'll work.

A dear friend of mine "BB" Has to have a operation on her back. At 8am UK time Saturday 7th. She is a brilliant musician. With alot to give to the World. So we need her to be well.

LeAnn Rimes, she who left her hubby, for married actor Eddie Cibrian. Should have listened to me. I told her that it was the wrong decision. Dear Eddie has been caught cheating on Ms Rimes. With his ex wife................. Karma, such a bitch. Just wait till the old sex tapes appears. Who's LeAnnes that's who's.

Recent pics of  Camilla " The Rockwieller" aka Mrs Prince Charles. Show that she has had some plastic surgery. She still looks like a miserable, saggy old Cow. If she thinks that this will help her become  Queen. WRONG.............. That destiny goes to Kate Middleton..............

Wednesday afternoon in California. A Judge ruled that it is constitutionally wrong. That same sex couples can't get married. In effect striking down Prop "HATE". A wise man indeed........... Who has the common sense to realise and show. That we are "ALL" equal. Now there are going to be those that scream  "WRONG, SHAMEFUL etc etc" Let them.............. They did exactly the same, when the law was changed to allow. Black & White couples to marry. They were wrong then........ As history has proven. History will prove the same bigots wrong again. Just a question of time. As the rest of us wait. For the end of the World........... As these bigots, keep telling us it will. Due today's ruling.............. We can all enjoy ourselves, at the fabulous weddings we will be attending.

Michael Lohan, the worst Dad of the millennium. Is now staring that his daughter, has had a "Spiritual" awakening......... Which is amazing as she won't see him or speak to him. Maybe he contacted her via the Ouija board. She's still going back to "Clinky" No matter what she says...... Or what her Dad says.

All is not well with Manchester United's Wayne Rooney.............. Recently he went a a bender till 5.30am. His boss is not happy. Well it's going to get worse. Mr Rooney, needs to get his act together. Or, the next bender will be at a wake. HIS.................... Or he'll get fired in 2012......

There are a bunch of "Christians" that think it is a good idea, to hold a "Koran Burning Day" on Sept 11th to honour the events of Sept 11th 2001. Personally I believe they are "MORONS" Just because in the USA you have the right to free speech. Doesn't mean it's a good idea to spout your hatred. However, they the " Morons", will no doubt go ahead with this event. But when some other group, Decides to have a "Bible Burning Day". Or worse........... Don't get your knickers in a twist...........

Cheryl Cole was spotted the other day in "Hollywierd". With her "Boyfriend" DWTS pro Derek Hough. They were in Subway getting foot longs. Interesting Derek & Cheryl....... But it must run in his family this odd dating game. His sister Julianne is "dating" Ryan Seacrest............ Sometimes you just can't make this stuff up. Shame really as none of these relationships will last.

So they let Lindsay Lohan out this morning. But I hope, they don't let her out cell to anyone. As she'll be back very soon. She hasn't learned a thing, from her stay in "Clinky"...... Other than how to nick stuff. No doubt...........

Well at last Heidi & Spencer are getting a divorce. Of course those of you that read this blog, Have known that for ages.......... But the good thing is now. Hopefully Heidi may get a real career. But as for Spencer "The Pratt" Will thankfully fade away. To where from whence he came.

Hock Hye the Noooooo. All is not well in Susan Boyle land. Apparently her managers, only allow her $500 a week, cash....... No credit card, no debit card. She has to shop for her clothes at cheap stores. As well as travel by bus. So although she's worth $20 million. She's worried she can't buy new furniture for her new home. Time to fire your money managers Susan.

It looks as though the Palin/Johnson, wedding is off again. But, fear not......... It'll be back on in a couple of weeks. So even though Sarah is breathing a breathe of relief. It won't last ha ha............

Oksana Grigorieva,  the woman who Mel Gibson, is currently ranting at. Is going to be on the new season of DWTS. Let's hope the security keeps Mel out. I hope they partner her up with Max.. That'll really get Mel going.

Leonardo DiCaprio,  has dropped out of Mel Gibson's. Next epic historical movie. The first of many........... Well done Leonardo...... Good Boy.

I just love this one. Rumour in Hollywierd has it that, Tiger Woods is going to marry one of his mistresses. What a pile of bollocks. I wish it were true, as it would be great fodder, for the tabloids. Oh well........ He needs to be careful of his drinking, too.......

This is probably going to get me into trouble. But I have to be true to myself. Iran in November, of this year, as well as the year that follows. Is definitely not the place to be. So if you plan to travel there in that time,  don't. If you have loved ones, there tell them to go on holiday abroad. If you are reading this in Iran,  leave. It is going to be a very bad time indeed. The clue to this is when we begin to see Lybia start to fall.  Followed by Syria.

So Paris Hilton, is trying to revive her singing career . I never realized she could sing, Oh well. Anyway she also believes. that she will be a big a Star as Kylie Minogue. Not true.................. Deluded silly spoiled brat...........

On the "View" Elizabeth Hassleback, (gone in three years) Who's claim to fame, is that she was a finalist on the reality show, "Survivor" some years ago. Stated the the reason she believes, that there are so many late in life Lesbians. Is that as they are old, so they can't get a man. You just can't make this stuff up. I do understand that the two brain cells that she has. Are rattling around in all that space she has in her head. But, really Elizabeth,  you can't be so dumb as to believe what you said? You should rent out all that space in your head to Donald Trump. He could house the whole of Manhattan in there and make you some money. You are going to need it, when ABC don't renew your contract. Didn't you know that you are surrounded by Lesbians at ABC, duh.........

So it appears that Oprah. Has offered "Fergie" Duchess of York. Her own chat show.. Genius !!!… She's a Libra so it should a ratings smash. But setting a cat amongst the pigeons. In, Buckingham Palace. May be a “ Little Too Much” For those. “Little Men in “The Grey Suits”. But  couple of decades hence. “BOY, WILL HER BOOK BE REVENGE”

Tom Cruise , is urging his friend. David "Goldenballs" Beckham. To take up acting, most likely in Tom's movies. Why this would be a surprise, is a surprise to me...... Tom has been putting his " Friends "  in his movies for years.

Actress Amanda Bynes, who retired from acting a month ago. Is now back in acting........ I told you it was a PR stunt. All be it a bad one......... Amanda you need to try something, a little more out there next time.

Actor etc Wesley Snipes..... Took on the IRS ( silly boy) He lost. He was convicted of tax evasion. He got three years. He appealed.......... Claiming he is a family man, educated, etc etc. He lost......... He's appealing again. He's going to jail. By the way he "evaded" to the amount of $11 million.

Scumbag father of all time, Micheal Lohan......... Is hoping to see his daughter in "clinky", this weekend. Not going to happen.......... Why? Well Lindsay has a restraining order against him. So by law he isn't going to get in. So he has decided to ask a higher power for help. I am assuming he means some kind of dope, etc. But he still isn't going to get in to see her. But if he waits a couple of years. He'll see her in all her glory in Playboy.

The right wing nutters, are at it again...... Claiming that President Obama, isn't the rightful President. Due to the fact that they say, nay demand that President Obama. Was born in Africa. You can't make this stuff up ! The problem really lies. Not in what these nutters say, But in what one of them will do. Let's hope the powers that be,  that protect the President, are on their toes. p.s to the right wing nutters, All our ancestors were born in Africa.

The more I see Piers Morgan, on shows such as America's Got Talent. (He'll be gone from AGT by end of 2011) The more I see that he is truly just a talentless hack. His arrogance and his "Lardy" face looks. Really shows the World what a moron he is. But even worse than that is, CNN. Are considering him to replace Larry King. This will turn out to be the biggest mistake, In the history of Show business.

Did you see Michael Lohan, this morning at his daughter's, going to jail court appearance. Does he really think he's helping? He turns up with an entourage......... Then he speaks to the media through his lawyer. Too little, too late............ He is only there to cash in. Plain & simple. He maybe his daughters father, or to be blunt the sperm donor. But that is all he is............ The best thing he could do, Would be to back off & shut up.

So Lindsay Lohan goes to "clinky " today. As sad as this is, I hope & pray she get's the help, from this that she clearly needs. But I have the feeling, that this is going to go arse upwards.

Rihanna & Eminem,  are to shoot a video together. For their new song "Love the way you lie" It'll be a smash hit. Brilliant PR......... But she needs to watch 2012,  as not to piss off the powers that be.  Curb the ego........

Tigers' mistress #1Rachel Uchitel. Is going to be on Dr Drew's Celebrity Rehab. She addicted to love, oh dear...... She's a tart........... She has a crush on Dr Drew........... She's a slut............ She's a home wrecker......... She may need rehab. But not TV rehab.......... She's addicted to FAME.... Plain and simple......... The real terror will be when she's pregnant. By some poor sucker. God help us.

So the Swiss are not sending Roman Polanski, back to the States. Well he might believe he's safe. But he'd better stay clear of "Blighty". As they will grab him and send him States side.

Well, Bristol Palin & Levi Johnson are en gaged. I find this new system a little confusing. 1. Have a baby 2. Get engaged. 3. Get married. The World is truly upside down. I suppose, we should be happy for the child. But a little odd that the child attends the parents wedding? Or is it just me.

Paris Hilton needs to grow up. For the second time in as many months. She has been arrested for having "Pot". Is she mad.......... Maybe she thinks she is above the law..... Not so.......

So Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah wannba president. Is back with her illegitimate baby's father. Levi Johnson........... Rumour has it that they plan to marry. Can you imagine the dinner conversation in Alaska. It is just too perfect for the tabloids. I hope they do marry......... It'll put the brakes on Sarah's career for good. He he

Angelina Jolie, wants the redhead spy. Who was sent back to Russia. To be the guest of honour, At he opening of her new movie "Salt" In Moscow........... She is truly MENTAL.......... Mind you wait till Billy Bob writes the movie about their life together........

90's superstars Beavis & Butthead, are returning to MTV .. Complete with new episodes. They be an even bigger, hit than they were before,

"Werewolf " Taylor Lautner, Is fed up with having to spend hours & hours. In the gym......... Monitoring his food intake......... To keep his ripped abs Oh dear............ 1st get a life, many actors are more than ready to take your place. 2nd Think of the millions I am sure that will help.

The YMCA has changed it's name...... To just "The Y" So that screws up the Village People. Mind you they have had a good run. Maybe this will get them to write another hit.........

The Hollywierd gift that keeps on giving. Mel Gibson........ Is going to go to jail over this. He no longer has his agency to protect him. They have fired him. That is so rare in Hollywood, for an agency to fire a money maker.

So Lindsay Lohan has run back, to the arms of her ex girlfriend Sam Ronson........ They were having dinner, in Beverly Hills over the weekend. Sam RUN............... She is only using you as a shield. But 2012 with these two will be bad.

Hugh Hefner, s trying to get back "Playboy" He'll do it too....... It will be fun to see who gets the chop, once does it......... Good for you Hugh. Let's hope he has more success than the TV show of the same name.  Which will be cancelled before it's half way through the first season.

So Fergie, Duchess of York, has fired her staff of 12. Some would say that's a good thing. In light of her money situation. It will save her $120K a month. But, Yeah there's a but. She then flew off on a holiday, in the Caribbean...... Now I wonder how long it will be. Before one of the "fired" Talk to the tabs....... It'll be on the front pages next Sunday.........

A UFO closed down, Xiaoshan airport in China. So let's see if the try to explain, this one away as a weather balloon, solar eclipse, or space debris.......... Ermmmmm. I think not. ps In 2012 someone who was there will  spill then beans on a UFO cover up.

For those of you that didn't believe me, re: Mel Gibson being  MENTAL....... Listen to this. http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/07/world-exclusive-audio-mel-gibsons-explosive-racist-rant-listen-it-here He is a complete Moron..........

Did you see Lindsay Lohan's Dad's, "F" bomb melt down.......... While showing a photo on Mr Lohan.  out to dinner, with a gaggle of "Friends"  The night of Lindsay's ........ Going to "clinky"court appearance. " What are you going to do about Lindsay ?" Asked the Fox anchor. "How dare you ask me about my children" yelled Mr Lohan.............. Duh............. The only reason you are on the TV is because of your children. What a wanker............. Goes to show just what a terrible father he is...........

Lindsay Lohan is complaining about the treatment,  she recieved at  court in Beverly Hills the other day. She, feels that 90 days in "clinky" is too much of a punishment...... Lindsay also called the Judge Quote "A F**king Bitch" Is she insane...... Yeah of course she is. Lindsay....... The Judge that gave you 90 days. Will be your Judge next time in court........ Silly girl...........