My View of Lesbians, Mrs Hassleback..........

On the "View" Elizabeth Hassleback,
(gone in three years)

Who's claim to fame,

is that she was a finalist on the reality show,

"Survivor" some years ago.

Stated the the reason she believes,

that there are so many late in life Lesbians.

Is that as they are old, so they can't get a man.

You just can't make this stuff up.

I do understand that the two brain cells that she has.

Are rattling around in all that space she has in her head.

But, really Elizabeth, 

you can't be so dumb as to believe what you said?

You should rent out all that space in your head to Donald Trump.

He could house the whole of Manhattan in there and make you some money.

You are going to need it, when ABC don't renew your contract.

Didn't you know that you are surrounded by Lesbians at ABC, duh.........