"THE SPIRITUALIST" Brings you Psychic Gossip from Hollywierd

The staff at the  BBC Television were planning a strike. Quite right too....... But now it's been called off....... Why? Well it would have stopped the broadcast of with the Conservative Party Conference. Exactly why the strike should go ahead...... These  Ivory Towered Tories, need to be off the air ! It's the only way, they will notice something is wrong.

Supertart Paris Hilton,  she who was arrested, the other week for having, cocaine in her handbag. Who was delivered, a slap on the hand for the offence.  But was placed on probation. Who was then banned from entering Japan. Was leaving a West Hollywood restaurant. Wednesday night........ With her current beau Cy Waits. Well he ran over the leg of a paparazzi. Then drove off.............. He'll drive away from the tart within the year "Lovely evening with friends and family ruined by aggressive paparazzi.  They are literally insane!" She needs to go to jail........ If only to learn some manners.......... Later returned without the Supertart. He was arrested and released. But just to show how out of touch this bitch is she tweeted.

Lindsay Lohan, has booked herself into rehab. Somewhere, in Southern California......... The problem here is that ...... She has booked herself, into a rehab place, that she picked. So you know, that is is a soft option place. Not what she needs.......... She needs a hard core rehab....... A no excuse place.......... A do as we say place......... Not a do as you please place. This is not going to help her at all. Truly sad............

Alex Reid aka Mr Jordan. Has recorded his own version of The Police's Roxanne,  which by the way is his, Drag persona..... Which he seems to think will be a hit. No........... It's a flop in more ways than one. Plus he needs a new wig....... He looks like a cheap imitation, of Cher's half breed.

Next Monday  Oct 4th..... On the Logo channel, A new reality shows starts. " The A List of New York"  (Housewives with balls). It is going to be a massive runaway hit. Be sure to set you tivo's.  You won't want to miss a second of it.

If Bishop Eddie Long....... He of that Georgia Megachurch. Who is being sued,  at the moment by, Four young men for sexual misconduct. Thinks that praying is going to make this go away. Wrong............ He may get to settle it out of court. Which he will then think he's won. But a little later.... All hell will break out. Once his wife files for divorce. Which may take more than one attempt. This is going to make Tigers Mistress list. Look like an ants shopping list. This is just going to get worse & worse. But when you are a hypocrite. This is what happens. Just wait till the feds go after these CROOKS.  Re the fiddling.......

I know  David "Goldenballs" Beckham. Has a lot on his plate at the moment.... With that Hooker Yarn, which by he way is  " Bollocks" But it is no excuse to be rude. Goldenballs, made an reservation, at a Famous Italian restaurant. In Los Angeles........... He wanted, to get in via the back door, to avoid the paparazzi....... The Maitre D' even cleaned up the back door area, for his highness . But Goldenballs was a no show......... Not even a phone call to cancel. Or a call the next day to apologise ....... They say you can judge a man by his manners. So I guess now we know........ "RUDE"

 This has got to STOP.............. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3152904/Tragedy-of-suicide-net-victim-Matthew-Jones.html

David "The Hoff" Hasslehoff, who was kicked off DWTS. After one dance............ Has the rumour mill skipping. That he wanted to be dismissed, so he could romance, his pro dance partner. Kym Johnson.......... Trust me me Kym, has much better taste than him.

Monday, September 20, 2010 No problem, really......... So just the other day  Lindsay Lohan. Admitted that she............. Failed a court order drug test.     Now she admits she has a drug problem. But when she came out of rehab early..... She stated she didn't have a problem. So did her mother and her father........ Well she does........ She says so....... She'll be in jail by months end.......... But it still doesn't look good her future.

So as Tommy Boy..... Get's himself ready to film Mission Impossible 4...... (which will be a #1 money maker, but crap) By working out hours & hours everyday. Sticking to a very strict diet....... As well as getting Botox for his wrinkles. Restalyne to fill out the crags in his face. Along with facials to make him young & smooth. His "Wife" tells him that she, doesn't want anymore children. She want to just concentrate on your career. Personally I thought she was, concentrating on her career........ Acting as Mrs Cruise............ Oh Well............ No doubt divorce soon ..................

The rumour mill is a buzz..... That A list actress Jennifer Anniston, is back with singer/song writer John Mayer. What a pile of bollocks........ Trust me, she's not that stupid.... Granted she may be seen with him. But a relationship.......... Marriage........... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

If you think with all the fuss over Oprah's. Final season, and it's only week one. That she will disappear from out TV screens. To run a B&B in Santa Barbara.......... Wrong............ Trust me, Oprah will still be on our screens daily. All be it on cable........... Her own.....................

Paris Hilton, copped a deal in Las Vegas, for her cocaine bust. The powers that be dropped the felony charge. For two misdemeanors........ For which she got two six month sentences, suspended. Which means that if she screws up in the next twelve months. She'll go to jail......... Let's hope they have bought the pink paint,  in readiness for her visit.

So just the other day  Lindsay Lohan. Admitted that she............. Failed a court order drug test.     Now she admits she has a drug problem. But when she came out of rehab early..... She stated she didn't have a problem. So did her mother and her father........ Well she does........ She says so....... She'll be in jail by months end.......... But it still doesn't look good her future.

There's a breeze, a wind, nay hurricane,  beginning to blow. First over the United Kingdom, Europe, then America............... The fear mongering that is taking place, is extremely dangerous. First, the powers that be promote "fear." They say the poor and unemployed are lazy. They tell people to work for free, to receive their unemployment benefit. Which only helps the companies, that support the powers that be. These companies make major profits, on the backs of the said unemployed. Which by their very actions, take away the jobs. That the said lazy unemployed, are supposed to look for. While working at those very jobs,  to receive their unemployment benefits. That they the"Unemployed" have already paid their dues for while previously working. Next the powers that be are removing from the Media. Anyone who is or appears to be, slightly Left of Genghis Khan. They, the powers that be ...... Do not want any voice of descent. As we witness this change as it b...

So the Pope is in the United Kingdom. For which the people of the UK. Pick up the tab.......... Considering the UK is not a Catholic Country. Seems a bit cheeky to me........ Especially since the Pope's, right hand man said  " Flying into Heathrow is like entering a third World country" Well here's my view of the whole thing.

When are those idiots  Tareq & Michaele Salahi  from  "The "REAL" Housewives of D.C." Going to get their comeuppance? Very soon........... They claim that "Bravo", is stopping them from talking ab out the "State dinner" farce. Not true............... They are going to be fired............ FABULOUS............... But wait till she runs off with a muso.

So JLo has signed on to be a judge on American Idol. For a year.................. Of course she'll be a  great judge and help to the contestants. As well as looking fabulous....... But do you think she's worth the $12 million price tag? I don't............... I think the writing is on the wall for the show.  This is her way of getting the show she wants, with her hubby.......Marc Anthony. But that show won't happen.  As the marriage won't last past 2011. But just wait till all the  " Black Magic " stuff starts to appear.........won't be pretty.  

Friday, August 13, 2010 Public Suicide................ WTF is up with George Michael ??????? Yet again he's been arrested for DUI & Drugs. In London Thursday........ This time he's going to go to prison Why does some one who has everything, as the World would say. Money, Fame, Fans..... An ador ing boyfriend " Kenny Goss " Who's going to walk soon. I think he's trying to commit public suicide. So he's depressed....... Oh Dear.......... Try living on minimum wage, that's depressing... Get a life George.............. Get a therapist..........

Kate Gosselin on holiday, again. In Cabo San Lucas.......... Says that she needs  a bodyguard........ Even on holiday......... Bollocks.............. Nobody cares......... What she really needs to do. Is stay in Mexico...................

Spencer "The Pratt" Pratt. Was arrested in Costa Rica..... Why.......... He was carrying a gun......... The sad part is they RELEASED him. Please, go re arrest him........... Throw him in a cell, then throw away the keys. For the sake of all humanity.......

Halle Berry's new beau......... Olivier Martinez, maybe be pretty....... A model & actor......... But he's a diva..... At his favourite restaurant in L.A. He insists on the same table,  outside........ The same meal.......... With nothing green on his plate. Ermmmmmm, Maybe Halle can get him to eat some spinach, to keep his strength up. Stork pays Halle a visit in 2013/4........ A little boy. Lets hope he's nothing like his father.

Dear Kate Middleton. Prince William's wife to be..... As well as the future Queen of England. Please take no notice of that bitch........ Camilla........... She is so jealous of you. That is why she is behaving towards you like she is. You have to remember that she is a WHORE......... In fact she comes from a long line of WHORES........ Why would you listen to anything this bitch says. Kate....... Just carry on being YOU........ That's who Williams loves............... Plain and Simple......... YOU............... Which also means that once you are Royal. Remember where ever you are there will be cameras. Especially on holiday. Beware summer/autumn 2012.

Oh Dear......... All is not well in "Cruiseville" Katie Holmes............ aka Mrs Tom Cruise............... Has declared that she doesn't want anymore children. So far Tommy has remained quite. But here's my prediction. Within two years she will serve him divorce papers.

I know that I have mentioned this before........ But these stupid morons. Who claim to be good  "Christians". Are on September 11th. Going to burn copies of the Koran.  When this goes tits up. Ending in more killing of Men & Women in the forces in Iraq & Afghanistan.  Then what is the genius named Terry Jones,  who is behind this idea going to say? To add insult to injury he is a Pastor. A man of God................ Personally I think he is a  "WANKER"

Starting today  till the 26th Sept at the 'Waterloo East Theatre" West End Star  Miss Jessica Martin. Opens in her one woman show " Sunset Bitch" As "Veronique Raymond". Get your tickets now........ This is going to be a sell out. She's bloody amazing.............

Rapper  Kayne West,  is heading for a breakdown. He's spouting, off allover the place ........ About everything and nothing..... All the time. He really needs to go to see a therapist. Or,  we will be reading his obituary.

UK football star Wayne Rooney, who earns $200.000 a week........... Has been caught again with a hooker. This time a $2.000 a night tart. So what you might say. Well he's married....... Also his wife is pregnant. This isn't the first time he's done this. This time the wife will forgive him. But next time she won't forgive him. Oh there will be a next, in fact many within the year... She'll divorce him............. Plus this will be the beginning of end of his career.

Dina Lohan keeps spouting that her daughter is fine. Well............. Lindsay was driving her Maserati, she apparently ran a RED LIGHT. Hit a baby stroller........ Then left the scene....... Yeah, Dina she seems fine to me. It is only going to get worse..........

I know I said I wasn't going to watch DWTS. Here's one reason....... (well two really) Bristol Palin........ means her mother will turn up. Aghhhhhhhhhh...... Bristol will make Kate Gosselin look like,   Ginger Rodgers.. It wouldn't surprise me if the producers fiddle the figures to keep her in till the final, God Help Us

Lady Gaga has a new fame zone. A comic book will hit the stores in November. It's going to not only be a smash. But the most demanded stocking filler at Christmas. Better order early.......

So we now know the new cast of "Dancing with The Stars" What a cast of crap they are. This is going to be the worst season ever. I'm mean some guy called "The Situation". Who's claim to fame is his abs......... But wait till he goes to jail... But the worst of all is Bristol Palin. This is the same girl, who told young people to abstain. Who now has an illegitimate child. I won't be watching............

The movie " Burlesque " Starring Cher & Christina Aguilera. Which will hit theaters in November. Will be a massive hit. Book early & often.

Once again Paris Hilton, get's arrested for drugs. This time in Las Vegas, not France. This time cocaine, not pot. Her excuse in France was  " The pot isn't mine" Charges were dropped. Her excuse this time. "The cocaine can't be mine,  as the handbag is too cheap" Well, this time the charges won't get dropped. She's going to clinky............

So Glenn Beck Fox talking head. Who is a little right of Genghis Khan. Is going to hold a rally. On the very spot where Dr Martin Luther King, held his "I have a dream speech" Beck is doing this on the anniversary of Dr Kings speech. Beck say he is doing this to reclaim the civil rights movement. Which  civil rights does a rich, middle aged straight, Moron,  sorry Mormon, white man. Have to reclaim????????? He's had every right known to man, since birth. This is just another right wing stunt. When this all goes arse upwards. I wonder who, Beck will blame? Not himself........ That's for sure. Well this is the first of many nails, in his TV show coffin. He'll be gone within a year.

Heidi Montag, now claims that she isn't happy, with some of the plastic surgery she had recently. She would like to go back under the knife. To reduce her boobs.......down to...... DD's !!!!!!!!!! Now that's not something you often hear, down to DD's....... I know what operation she should have. It's called a "Spencer-recto my" The would relieve her of 180 lbs of " Pratt"-crap.

So within 24 hours of being released from rehab. Lindsay Lohan is seem whizzing around Hollywierd. In her Maserati.............at 1am. Doesn't seem to me that she has learned anything. Why does she need to be driving around, at that time of night? Other than to *** ***** Yeah...I agree............  I can't wait for the tax stuff to come out.

Mary Bale.... No she's not a celebrity. She's the bitch that put that cat in the dustbin. Where it was trapped for fifteen hours. She has apologized. Well kind of........... She said she was sorry....... then added. " It's just a cat " Now she has police protection. I have the answer....... Put her in a dustbin for fifteen hours.

Jordan aka " Katie Price " aka Mrs Reid. Well after two weddings.... One not binding........ (They should still be in the honeymoon phase) Has gone on holiday by herself. Claiming that she needs a break. While her hubby. Trains for a cage fight next month. Don't buy it....... The beginning of the end.

The rumour mill is alive with gossip that, Madge aka Madonna. Is going to sign a five year deal. To do a show on the Las Vegas Strip. Wait for it, for........ 1 BILLION DOLLARS !!!!!! Well, she may do show in Lost Wages. But not for a billion for five years. Why, the numbers just don't add up. draw in L.V.

OK, WTF............ Dina Lohan, is now saying that the "People", in the rehabilitation center, say Lindsay isn't an addict.  As well as blaming the original Judge, for being too hard on Lindsay. This women is a "Wack job". I have said it before and I'll say it again. If they let her out of rehab early. They are signing her  "DEATH WARRANT"

So now that Tiger Woods divorce is final. Let's see how long it takes for all of the other, "T a r t s " to come out of the closet. I bet about a week. Then we will see his EX... Tell her story....... Well once she clears the check that is.....

Rumour has it that "The Situation" (Prison time ahead) some moron from the reality show "Jersey Shore". Is to be one of the "Stars" on the new season of, "Dancing With The Stars" Should be renamed........ "Trying To Get Talentless Wannabes To Dance" STUPID.....

Poor old........ David "Golden Balls" Beckham, must be feeling really sad. Just the other day I told you, how he had to cut 14 staff members Worldwide. Now his BBF Tom Cruise has started seeing another. Tom has been hanging out with Zac Efron. Seems Tom, thinks that this will get him a younger audience....... Not buying it...... I think Tom just wanted a younger "BBF"

Oh dear,  all is not well in the world of Becks & Posh. They have had to lay off 14 staff Worldwide. Their accountant has told them to cut back. Personally I think there's more to it.... I think the Beck/Posh bubble is about to burst. They have way over run their 15mins. This will turn nasty before it's all finished. I wonder if Posh, has had to cut back on shoe & handbag buying?

Seems fashion designer extraordinaire, Karl Lagerfeld......... Really likes his "Muse"........ He was spotted with a male model, wearing 'Daisy Dukes." Trolling along the boulevard in St Tropez. I wonder what he wears on the farm?

Well, well all is still not well between Heidi & Spencer. Even though Heidi has filed for divorce from the "Pratt". He is about to exact revenge........ He's going to write a tell all book about their relationship. Which you have to admit is quite a miracle in itself. As he as an IQ of -140..... Maybe he will use his crayon set........

Some people really make my blood boil. Especially those that go out of their way, to hurt their own. By that I mean Dick Cheney's, openly gay daughter. Mary Cheney........ Who has donated money to  Kelly Ayotte,  Republican candidate. Who opposes equal marriage for all. WTF if people don't look after their own. Why should others. This bitch needs to get a life, &  a new way of thinking. Once Gay Marriage  or to put it correctly. Equal Marriage for All. Happens in New York  and it will..... Within a year. The rest of the States will follow very quickly

Dina Lohan is on TV saying that Lindsay, will be out of rehab soon. She said that Lindsay is doing so well that, she is going to be allowed out early. Way short of the 90 days that the Judge ordered. WTF is going off......... Lindsay not only needs to complete the 90 days. But stay for double the dose. If Lindsay does come out early. Then Dina you have signed  your daughters death warrant.